This thread was previously called "Reviews of Discordian Publications" but nobody read it so now it has a better name.
In this thread we share any reviews and testimonials for "Discordian works" that we "find online".
I'll start.
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"I couldn't put this book down. Literally, it has welded itself to my hands and it takes all of my strength to keep it at arms length as it struggles towards my face. My wife has to bind my hands before I go to bed and I cannot share the room with her because the book's violent resistance keeps her up and once or twice we've had close calls where she woke up just as the pages were closing around her head.
I fear she will leave me." - New York Times
"Before I read A Plurality of Nigel, I was a respected Portland businessman. I knew after the first few pages that this book would change my life forever. I marched my three children, single file, into the sea and scolded them every time they came up for air. Previously, I lacked the courage to pursue my dreams but now I have made my dreams a reality. I spend my days wearing my wife's face and burgling convenience stores. AND YOU CAN TOO." - Harry Grant, former business-schmuck.
"This is the book we all deserve. Praise be to Nigel" - President Obama
:lulz: Wow.
Quote from: Pæs on August 10, 2013, 03:20:33 AM
This thread was previously called "Reviews of Discordian Publications" but nobody read it so now it has a better name.
In this thread we share any reviews and testimonials for "Discordian works" that we "find online".
I'll start.
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"I couldn't put this book down. Literally, it has welded itself to my hands and it takes all of my strength to keep it at arms length as it struggles towards my face. My wife has to bind my hands before I go to bed and I cannot share the room with her because the book's violent resistance keeps her up and once or twice we've had close calls where she woke up just as the pages were closing around her head.
I fear she will leave me." - New York Times
"Before I read A Plurality of Nigel, I was a respected Portland businessman. I knew after the first few pages that this book would change my life forever. I marched my three children, single file, into the sea and scolded them every time they came up for air. Previously, I lacked the courage to pursue my dreams but now I have made my dreams a reality. I spend my days wearing my wife's face and burgling convenience stores. AND YOU CAN TOO." - Harry Grant, former business-schmuck.
"This is the book we all deserve. Praise be to Nigel" - President Obama
+1 Internets
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I just laughed my ass completely off. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I hope it is OK that I totally just shared this with Facebook. Professionalism be damned, this was tooooo fucking amazing to pass up.
:lulz:
Yeah, do what you like with it, it's your face :lol:
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"I never knew there were so many things I was doing wrong, and if it hadn't been for this book, I would have kept doing them. Thanks, RWHN!" -- Nobody, ever.
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"Breaking away from the previous title, this sequel paints a grim portrait of Tuscon in the future. Wait, it's set in the present? Oh my God...." -- New York Times
"Bees, man. Since reading it...head full of bees. Bees........"--Wall Street Journal
AIIIIIII
I am not sure my neighbors can legally react to my response to this thread. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: McGrupp on August 11, 2013, 04:52:14 AM
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"Breaking away from the previous title, this sequel paints a grim portrait of Tuscon in the future. Wait, it's set in the present? Oh my God...." -- New York Times
"Bees, man. Since reading it...head full of bees. Bees........"--Wall Street Journal
:lulz:
Quote from: Pæs on August 10, 2013, 03:20:33 AM
This thread was previously called "Reviews of Discordian Publications" but nobody read it so now it has a better name.
In this thread we share any reviews and testimonials for "Discordian works" that we "find online".
I'll start.
(http://i.imgur.com/cHHdxGY.png)
"I couldn't put this book down. Literally, it has welded itself to my hands and it takes all of my strength to keep it at arms length as it struggles towards my face. My wife has to bind my hands before I go to bed and I cannot share the room with her because the book's violent resistance keeps her up and once or twice we've had close calls where she woke up just as the pages were closing around her head.
I fear she will leave me." - New York Times
"Before I read A Plurality of Nigel, I was a respected Portland businessman. I knew after the first few pages that this book would change my life forever. I marched my three children, single file, into the sea and scolded them every time they came up for air. Previously, I lacked the courage to pursue my dreams but now I have made my dreams a reality. I spend my days wearing my wife's face and burgling convenience stores. AND YOU CAN TOO." - Harry Grant, former business-schmuck.
"This is the book we all deserve. Praise be to Nigel" - President Obama
"This is the book we all deserve." :lulz:
Quote from: McGrupp on August 11, 2013, 04:52:14 AM
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"Breaking away from the previous title, this sequel paints a grim portrait of Tuscon in the future. Wait, it's set in the present? Oh my God...." -- New York Times
"Bees, man. Since reading it...head full of bees. Bees........"--Wall Street Journal
That New York Times quote kills me. :lulz:
These are great! :lulz: :lulz:
I have this FANTASTIC idea, but no way to make or store WOMPs, on account of Windows 8.
:sad:
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HOT MESS: The Life and Times of East Coast Hustle.
This book details the strange life, bizarre activities, and even weirder death of East Coast Hustle. It follows him from his early upbringing as a Geisha in the West Indies, to his days as a pizza cook, to a chef, to head cook on the USS Enterprise, then full circle back to being one of the most respected Geishas in the Virgin Islands.
I give it 4/5, but definitely not safe for work. Especially the bits involving the brawl with all 6 Buffalo Bills fans.
:lulz: A must-read!
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 24, 2013, 01:03:14 AM
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HOT MESS: The Life and Times of East Coast Hustle.
This book details the strange life, bizarre activities, and even weirder death of East Coast Hustle. It follows him from his early upbringing as a Geisha in the West Indies, to his days as a pizza cook, to a chef, to head cook on the USS Enterprise, then full circle back to being one of the most respected Geishas in the Virgin Islands.
I give it 4/5, but definitely not safe for work. Especially the bits involving the brawl with all 6 Buffalo Bills fans.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on September 25, 2013, 08:12:36 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on September 24, 2013, 01:03:14 AM
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HOT MESS: The Life and Times of East Coast Hustle.
This book details the strange life, bizarre activities, and even weirder death of East Coast Hustle. It follows him from his early upbringing as a Geisha in the West Indies, to his days as a pizza cook, to a chef, to head cook on the USS Enterprise, then full circle back to being one of the most respected Geishas in the Virgin Islands.
I give it 4/5, but definitely not safe for work. Especially the bits involving the brawl with all 6 Buffalo Bills fans.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
There. Now THAT oughta get me killed.