Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cuddlefish on August 13, 2013, 11:55:51 PM

Title: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 13, 2013, 11:55:51 PM
The incorrect numbers are all correct. What do you intend on doing about this?
Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: Triple Zero on August 14, 2013, 12:08:19 AM
What??? I gave you two versions, at least one of them is bound to be wrong!
Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 12:17:07 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 14, 2013, 12:08:19 AM
What??? I gave you two versions, at least one of them is bound to be wrong!

Only if you look in the box.
Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 14, 2013, 12:17:56 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 14, 2013, 12:08:19 AM
What??? I gave you two versions, at least one of them is bound to be wrong!

But it's not properly wrong unless it's ALL WRONG!
Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: Triple Zero on August 14, 2013, 12:20:57 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/yIWIF7M.jpg)



(http://i.imgur.com/T38SuZx.jpg)



It clearly states the second one is wrong, so the first one must be incorrect, if my logic is right, though feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.
Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 14, 2013, 12:28:07 AM
So, what is wrong is right? That makes sense and explains everything. I thought I was just doing it wrong the whole time. Turns out I was right.
Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: Triple Zero on August 14, 2013, 12:43:28 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 14, 2013, 12:17:56 AM
But it's not properly wrong unless it's ALL WRONG!

I double-checked, and the wrong version has incorrect numbers for its intended purpose, whereas the numbers in the first version are all wrong, just not individually so.

I don't see there is anything that needs to be done, certainly nothing that should be corrected, because there's nothing wrong about the wrong incorrect version, whereas the proper incorrect numbers may at first appear to have nothing wrong with them, this is very accurately and specifically not the case.
Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 14, 2013, 12:48:37 AM
This is why you should have had ME generate the incorrect numbers. Mine were ALWAYS incorrect.
Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: Triple Zero on August 14, 2013, 01:00:25 AM
But how would I know your assessment would be?

That's why I made a computer do it, I studied computer science for years to make them give wrong results, that I never got my Masters degree proves I know to to get this shit wrong!
Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 01:01:57 AM
We could just ask Filthy Assistant.  He's been working for me for 6 years, and he has NEVER gotten a number right, EVER.
Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: Triple Zero on August 14, 2013, 01:46:12 AM
I bet he'll manage to get just a few crucial ones right, just because :lulz:

I made those charts at the CT meetup a few years back, for reasons I only partially remember.

Dimo are these going to be in the BIP2013 or something? (and does that mean you need a non-photo avatar? I still have Suu's cartoon avatar of me lying around, though just BW not the coloured version) (I also still have those of squiddy, ech, eve, rwhn, lmno, dcup, payne, ratatosk, suu, richter, fred, cram and cain, in case you or anyone needs them)
Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 14, 2013, 01:55:50 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 14, 2013, 01:46:12 AM
I bet he'll manage to get just a few crucial ones right, just because :lulz:

I made those charts at the CT meetup a few years back, for reasons I only partially remember.


We needed to calculate how much everyone was going to pitch in for the rental, which was mildly complicated by the fact that people who slept on the floor would pay less than people who actually got a bed.

As it turns out, I am EXTREMELY good at fucking up algebra problems.
Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 14, 2013, 02:43:27 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 14, 2013, 01:46:12 AM
Dimo are these going to be in the BIP2013 or something?

They are now  :lulz:

But no, intended purpose of topic (this) was for the  :? and the  :lulz:, possibly the  :argh!:

These things, they are urgent, no?
Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 14, 2013, 06:16:14 AM
(http://std3.ru/81/d4/1368804072-81d4e59c37a96b2943d14a09d4754403.gif)
Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: Cramulus on August 14, 2013, 02:44:38 PM
(http://www.urbandigs.com/mt5/mti/cc-inconceivable-150x150.jpg)

You only think trip made the numbers wrong! That's what's so funny! Trip switched numbers when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never put oil in the pasta water" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Dutchman when arbitrary numbers are on a diagonal line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...



(http://onemansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/inconceivable.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 14, 2013, 03:01:53 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: LMNO on August 14, 2013, 03:32:26 PM
"So the numbers were right, this whole time..."
Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: Cramulus on August 14, 2013, 03:36:37 PM
by the way

(http://i.imgur.com/YGw30ze.gif)

Dimo, you have to fill out these forms before you start a thread. I will forgive you this once, but please, in the future, fill out these forms as per policy and tradition which is good and great.
Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: Triple Zero on August 14, 2013, 03:51:38 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 14, 2013, 02:43:27 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 14, 2013, 01:46:12 AM
Dimo are these going to be in the BIP2013 or something?

They are now  :lulz:

But no, intended purpose of topic (this) was for the  :? and the  :lulz:, possibly the  :argh!:

These things, they are urgent, no?

very urgent. although I still don't see what was the problem. I trust it was urgent though.

and good thing I didn't actually didn't actually get into what is wrong with them.

Quote from: Cainad on August 14, 2013, 01:55:50 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 14, 2013, 01:46:12 AMI made those charts at the CT meetup a few years back, for reasons I only partially remember.
We needed to calculate how much everyone was going to pitch in for the rental, which was mildly complicated by the fact that people who slept on the floor would pay less than people who actually got a bed.

As it turns out, I am EXTREMELY good at fucking up algebra problems.

Right! Is this a sort of accurate timeline?

1. need to calculate how to split rental + etc.

2. cainad smells an algebra problem, pounces.

3. he gets it wrong.

4. tripzip decides to one-up cainad and writes code to generate a whole table of incorrect numbers.

5. he gets it wrong.

6. tripzip fixes code and generates new table of incorrect numbers.

7. suddenly, time passes.

8. dimo finds himself in a state of urgency, posts this thread.
Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: Junkenstein on August 14, 2013, 06:22:33 PM
Just had a look over the sheet of correct numbers and this shit is hilarious when you compare them side by side.

Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 14, 2013, 09:51:12 PM
I think I have a problem.

Pretty sure I have a correct number, here.

Can anybody help me make this wrong?
Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: Junkenstein on August 14, 2013, 09:58:00 PM
Try this one instead:



4
Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: Pæs on August 14, 2013, 10:35:27 PM
[link dead: it was a page that always displayed 6]

I just wrote this number generator based on rolling a dice. Hope it helps.
Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 14, 2013, 10:37:35 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on August 14, 2013, 09:58:00 PM
Try this one instead:



4

OH WHEW THAT IS TOTALLY INCORRECT

Shit I thought I was done for, there.
Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 14, 2013, 10:38:31 PM
Quote from: Pæs on August 14, 2013, 10:35:27 PM
http://www.roastbird.com/randomnumbergenerator.php

I just wrote this number generator based on rolling a dice. Hope it helps.

BUT IT ALWAYS ROLLS THE SAME NUMBER!
Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: Pæs on August 14, 2013, 10:40:03 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 14, 2013, 10:38:31 PM
Quote from: Pæs on August 14, 2013, 10:35:27 PM
http://www.roastbird.com/randomnumbergenerator.php

I just wrote this number generator based on rolling a dice. Hope it helps.

BUT IT ALWAYS ROLLS THE SAME NUMBER!
THAT'S THE NUMBER THAT CAME UP WHEN I ROLLED THE DICE.
Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: Pæs on August 14, 2013, 10:40:33 PM
GUARANTEED TO BE 100% RANDOM.
Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: Pæs on August 14, 2013, 10:40:49 PM
Not sure how incorrect it is. I'm not an expert in that field.
Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 15, 2013, 01:07:23 AM
Quote from: Pæs on August 14, 2013, 10:40:03 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 14, 2013, 10:38:31 PM
Quote from: Pæs on August 14, 2013, 10:35:27 PM
http://www.roastbird.com/randomnumbergenerator.php

I just wrote this number generator based on rolling a dice. Hope it helps.

BUT IT ALWAYS ROLLS THE SAME NUMBER!
THAT'S THE NUMBER THAT CAME UP WHEN I ROLLED THE DICE.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: Tripletits/URGENT
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 15, 2013, 01:55:14 AM
Quote from: Pæs on August 14, 2013, 10:40:03 PM
Quote from: TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR GENITALS on August 14, 2013, 10:38:31 PM
Quote from: Pæs on August 14, 2013, 10:35:27 PM
http://www.roastbird.com/randomnumbergenerator.php

I just wrote this number generator based on rolling a dice. Hope it helps.

BUT IT ALWAYS ROLLS THE SAME NUMBER!
THAT'S THE NUMBER THAT CAME UP WHEN I ROLLED THE DICE.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: