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Title: If Any of You Really Loved Me, You'd Kill Yourselves Today.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 16, 2013, 08:32:36 PM

Listen, you fucking FREAKS:

I have had up to HERE with your nonsense, with your running around making those noises, with Richter making everything into monofiliments, with Nigel (all of them) vomiting suggestively, with ECH gabbing non-stop about his brand new butthole, with EoC's parking skills.

I didn't give up chewing cactus for this. No. I gave up chewing cactus so I'd see NORMAL SHIT, not Paes rating Earthquakes and calling them pansies, with Pixie tricking old people into exhausting and debilitating rounds of the biscuit game, of Queen Gogira cooking things better left in the swamp where they belong.

I've had it with Alty, especially when the "meat-sickness" is on him, and he goes out looking for stray animals. I've had it with Igor talking too much, with McGrupp making too much sense just to show off, and I've ESPECIALLY had it with LMNO and his goons throwing poison darts at passing straights just for cheap kicks. I'm fed up with Those People Walking, which I am against, and I hope you are too.

I'm tempted to just turn the whole thing off. Kill the breakers, let the whole insane mess just wind down to a halt. Cities go dark, rioting begins, and some ungrateful bastards pitch me off of Mount Lemmon in my office chair, just to see how far down I roll before the horrible tumbly-grindy part starts.

Would that make you happy? Is that what you're after? It must be, because you keep DOING THAT SHIT. You never THINK OF THE CHILDREN. You have no sense of AMERICA™. You refuse to use the handicapped spaces, and HOW ARE THEY GOING TO GET BETTER WITHOUT EXTRA EXERCISE? You object to allowing teachers to carry bazookas in the classroom, just in case of a mass-shooting. By panzer tanks. It could happen.

Well, out of the goodness of my heart, I have decided to give you all one last chance. Post pics of yourselves in hats. Or else.

Pills pills pills,
The Good Reverend Roger

Title: Re: If Any of You Really Loved Me, You'd Kill Yourselves Today.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 16, 2013, 08:43:31 PM

I WILL DO THIS

MY BODY IS READY.

Title: Re: If Any of You Really Loved Me, You'd Kill Yourselves Today.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 16, 2013, 08:56:13 PM

(https://sphotos-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/999858_10151643556849069_737072947_n.jpg)

Title: Re: If Any of You Really Loved Me, You'd Kill Yourselves Today.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 16, 2013, 08:56:46 PM

Hell yeah.

Some others better, too. Because I'm not bluffing.

Title: Re: If Any of You Really Loved Me, You'd Kill Yourselves Today.
Post by: LMNO on August 16, 2013, 09:00:17 PM

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/969392_10201281687339206_1241825332_n.jpg)

Title: Re: If Any of You Really Loved Me, You'd Kill Yourselves Today.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 16, 2013, 09:01:38 PM

I will crap on everyone until they DIE. And when I run out of crap, well, there's other stuff inside me, too. Right? How's that grab you? I make some weird grunty noise, and SPLAT! What's left of my liver is trickling down the backs of your fucking necks.

AND IT WOULD BE NO LESS THAN YOU HATLESS BASTARDS DESERVE.

Title: Re: If Any of You Really Loved Me, You'd Kill Yourselves Today.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 16, 2013, 09:02:32 PM

That's a good one. But I expected no less from you.

The others, though...Let's just say that I've been doing stretching exercises.

Title: Re: If Any of You Really Loved Me, You'd Kill Yourselves Today.
Post by: LMNO on August 16, 2013, 09:03:01 PM

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/603866_10200657797342346_250855401_n.jpg)

Title: Re: If Any of You Really Loved Me, You'd Kill Yourselves Today.
Post by: McGrupp on August 16, 2013, 09:48:56 PM

(http://i40.tinypic.com/27ymomc.jpg)

Title: Re: If Any of You Really Loved Me, You'd Kill Yourselves Today.
Post by: Salty on August 16, 2013, 09:59:10 PM

I obey:

(http://www.imgur.com/CqmXsCk.jpeg)

(http://www.imgur.com/A0pf63u.jpeg)

(http://www.imgur.com/1TXnIgf.jpeg)

Title: Re: If Any of You Really Loved Me, You'd Kill Yourselves Today.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 16, 2013, 10:10:00 PM

(http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/9638/ydi2.jpg)

Edit: more demonstration of faith
(http://imageshack.us/a/img703/6153/wtp4.jpg)

Title: Re: If Any of You Really Loved Me, You'd Kill Yourselves Today.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 16, 2013, 10:36:22 PM

Ye have been entered into the Book of the Faithful. Especially Alty.

The rest of you had better get your arses in gear. I am not a forgiving Prophet. Not like Jesus. More like Samuel.

Title: Re: If Any of You Really Loved Me, You'd Kill Yourselves Today.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 16, 2013, 11:31:11 PM

I amended my offering to be more Holy^TM.

Title: Re: If Any of You Really Loved Me, You'd Kill Yourselves Today.
Post by: Richter on August 17, 2013, 02:28:00 AM

(http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq354/dickthecat/hatrichter_zps8088ff6e.png)

Title: Re: If Any of You Really Loved Me, You'd Kill Yourselves Today.
Post by: Pæs on August 17, 2013, 02:58:07 AM

(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/Paesior/roflbot-hc9I.jpg)

Title: Re: If Any of You Really Loved Me, You'd Kill Yourselves Today.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 17, 2013, 03:59:19 AM

Somehow I escaped notice, and I am glad. GLAD, because there are NO HATS TO BE HAD HERE but those fucking adjustable bubba caps and I'M NOT LETTING THOSE DAMN THINGS NEAR MY BRAIN. I'VE SEEN WHAT THEY DO TO PEOPLE.

Title: Re: If Any of You Really Loved Me, You'd Kill Yourselves Today.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on August 17, 2013, 01:07:17 PM

(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/null_zpscc8b214a.jpg)

(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/null_zpsc1bc8602.jpg)

(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/null_zps5c0f1c05.jpg)

I Obey Your Lazors, O Rogar.

Title: Re: If Any of You Really Loved Me, You'd Kill Yourselves Today.
Post by: Triple Zero on August 17, 2013, 06:30:41 PM

I wasn't on the list, but, just in case:

(http://i.imgur.com/OFuSDQk.gif)

hm .. that's a bit small maybe?

(http://i.imgur.com/qTlYsuc.jpg) (http://i.imgur.com/pJhnMC9.jpg)

Title: Re: If Any of You Really Loved Me, You'd Kill Yourselves Today.
Post by: tarod on August 19, 2013, 08:26:34 PM

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-wRCQTDWpYTk/UhJwz18lRhI/AAAAAAAAR3U/JqcgXgppooE/w739-h985-no/20130306_144400.jpg)

Title: Re: If Any of You Really Loved Me, You'd Kill Yourselves Today.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 19, 2013, 09:01:27 PM

Quote from: tarod on August 19, 2013, 08:26:34 PM
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-wRCQTDWpYTk/UhJwz18lRhI/AAAAAAAAR3U/JqcgXgppooE/w739-h985-no/20130306_144400.jpg)

APPROVED.

Title: Re: If Any of You Really Loved Me, You'd Kill Yourselves Today.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 19, 2013, 09:03:40 PM

Also, McGrupp gets to live another day.

Title: Re: If Any of You Really Loved Me, You'd Kill Yourselves Today.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 07:45:42 AM

AS FOR THE REST OF YOU: It's TOO LATE.

Title: Re: If Any of You Really Loved Me, You'd Kill Yourselves Today.
Post by: The Johnny on August 24, 2013, 09:04:11 AM

Here's some music to go along with it:

M.S.I.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V06TXd8CwRI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V06TXd8CwRI)]

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