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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2013, 12:45:58 AM

Title: DOO BEE DOO BEE FUCKING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2013, 12:45:58 AM
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/bank-america-intern-london-dies-141136102.html

QuoteLONDON – A 21-year-old intern at Bank of America Merrill Lynch, Moritz Erhardt, has died after collapsing at his student accommodation in London.

Mr. Erhardt, a German citizen who was an exchange student at the University of Michigan, was found unconscious by British police and paramedics on Aug. 15, and was pronounced dead at the scene in East London.

A spokesman for the British police added that Mr. Erhardt's death was not being treated as suspicious, and an inquest would be held to determine the cause of death.

Unconfirmed reports on social network forums suggested that Mr. Erhardt had worked through the night on three consecutive times as part of his internship.

Bank of America declined to comment on the claim that he had been overworked.
Title: Re: DOO BEE DOO BEE FUCKING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Post by: Ben Shapiro on August 21, 2013, 12:48:52 AM
Did they make it wear a diaper?
Title: Re: DOO BEE DOO BEE FUCKING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 21, 2013, 12:51:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2013, 12:45:58 AM
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/bank-america-intern-london-dies-141136102.html

QuoteLONDON – A 21-year-old intern at Bank of America Merrill Lynch, Moritz Erhardt, has died after collapsing at his student accommodation in London.

Mr. Erhardt, a German citizen who was an exchange student at the University of Michigan, was found unconscious by British police and paramedics on Aug. 15, and was pronounced dead at the scene in East London.

A spokesman for the British police added that Mr. Erhardt's death was not being treated as suspicious, and an inquest would be held to determine the cause of death.

Unconfirmed reports on social network forums suggested that Mr. Erhardt had worked through the night on three consecutive times as part of his internship.

Bank of America declined to comment on the claim that he had been overworked.

WELCOME TO AMERICA!
Title: Re: DOO BEE DOO BEE FUCKING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 21, 2013, 01:44:19 AM
Hey if koreans are willing to die for playing computer games for 50 straight why not? Jesus fuck not even the industrial revolution treated cogs like that.
Title: Re: DOO BEE DOO BEE FUCKING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Post by: McGrupp on August 21, 2013, 02:08:14 AM
Now Bank of America has all those workhours to fill. Why is it always the banks that pay the highest cost?
Title: Re: DOO BEE DOO BEE FUCKING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Post by: Cain on August 21, 2013, 09:50:16 AM
Based on the admittedly scarce information in the article, that sounds like the student accomodation I was at.  It's in the right area, certainly.

Edit: just checked, it's not.