Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Salty on August 21, 2013, 06:28:40 AM

Title: Ruined Lives
Post by: Salty on August 21, 2013, 06:28:40 AM
What? What is that?

Is that like a broken down human being, robbed of their potential? Robbed of the few preciois years their meat will carry them into their dreams before it crumbles beneath them by time?

Is it a human deprived of all the things "lower" mammals give each other without question, but we somehow manage to wrangle out of our day to day lifestyles?

Is it the weakest shoved further into the filth?

Is it broken families? Lost homes? Violence?

Those are good things to protect against. A human being, IMO, ought to be very, very careful about how they spend their time. A human being might think very hard about how much they feed into that, and what they can do to mitigate it.

I jist don't see how soft brained, self important, egotistical, unselfaware beaurocrats could do a damned thing about any of it. In fact, it would almost seem as though they make it worse.

But that couldn't be. Because they way to apple pie, ice cream in the sky magical fun time with Jesus and the super friends is paved with good intentions.

OR CHILL OUT, MAN.
Title: Re: Ruined Lives
Post by: Ben Shapiro on August 21, 2013, 06:33:39 AM
you ok?
Title: Re: Ruined Lives
Post by: Salty on August 21, 2013, 06:36:26 AM
I am filled with 10 tons of the kind of OK that would make your elder bears shit their half digested vole carcass in awe.
Title: Re: Ruined Lives
Post by: Salty on August 21, 2013, 06:43:15 AM
I AM FILLED WITH DIVINE LIGHT. I SEE PROPHECY.

I SEE A THOUSAND BEARS, ALL GLITTER AND DOOM, CRUSHING INGORANCE BENEATH THEIR STILETTO'D BOOTS, LED BY PAVEL PETAL IN A FABULOUS GOWN, DESTROYING THE PRESS INDUSTRY, ONE SOULLESS COWARD AT A TIME.

I SEE SQUIDS OOZING AND THRUSTING THEIR WAY FROM FLORIDA UP THE EAST COAST, EATING CONGRESS PEOPLE AND THOSE WHO DEFY ELLIOT SPITZER.

I SEE A LEGION OF NIGELS AND WTHEIRNAMES BATTLING TO THE VERY CLOSE TO DISCOURTEOUS NESS ESSSSSS.SSSSSSSSSS.
Title: Re: Ruined Lives
Post by: Ben Shapiro on August 21, 2013, 06:50:04 AM
YOU SEE ME TAKING MY RIGHTFUL PLACE AMONG THE MOUNTAIN KINGS AND ELVES ALIKE! YOU WILL HEAR THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE SING "LA BAMBA" AND FUCKING LIKE IT!
Title: Re: Ruined Lives
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 21, 2013, 06:57:19 AM
Alty is awesomeness incarnate.
Title: Re: Ruined Lives
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 21, 2013, 07:26:32 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 21, 2013, 06:43:15 AM
I AM FILLED WITH DIVINE LIGHT. I SEE PROPHECY.

I SEE A THOUSAND BEARS, ALL GLITTER AND DOOM, CRUSHING INGORANCE BENEATH THEIR STILETTO'D BOOTS, LED BY PAVEL PETAL IN A FABULOUS GOWN, DESTROYING THE PRESS INDUSTRY, ONE SOULLESS COWARD AT A TIME.

I SEE SQUIDS OOZING AND THRUSTING THEIR WAY FROM FLORIDA UP THE EAST COAST, EATING CONGRESS PEOPLE AND THOSE WHO DEFY ELLIOT SPITZER.

I SEE A LEGION OF NIGELS AND WTHEIRNAMES BATTLING TO THE VERY CLOSE TO DISCOURTEOUS NESS ESSSSSS.SSSSSSSSSS.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Title: Re: Ruined Lives
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2013, 03:13:07 PM
I approve of this Book of Samuelness.
Title: Re: Ruined Lives
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 21, 2013, 03:17:08 PM
Alty's got the Visions.
Title: Re: Ruined Lives
Post by: LMNO on August 21, 2013, 05:27:53 PM
Preach it, brother.