Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Pergamos on August 21, 2013, 07:21:59 PM

Title: Buttchugging not edgy enough for you?
Post by: Pergamos on August 21, 2013, 07:21:59 PM
Try Shamboiling!

http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-842558
Title: Re: Buttchugging not edgy enough for you?
Post by: Suu on August 21, 2013, 07:29:08 PM
Whatever happened to good old fashioned jenkem huffing?!


Kids these days! :crankey:
Title: Re: Buttchugging not edgy enough for you?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 21, 2013, 07:32:29 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Title: Re: Buttchugging not edgy enough for you?
Post by: AFK on August 21, 2013, 07:33:22 PM
I call troll.
Title: Re: Buttchugging not edgy enough for you?
Post by: Cain on August 21, 2013, 07:35:26 PM
Still not as edgy or hardcore as Krokodil.
Title: Re: Buttchugging not edgy enough for you?
Post by: Bruno on August 21, 2013, 07:38:46 PM
Did somebody say Chambraigne?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8vclq_sgc2c-69-chambraigne_latino
Title: Re: Buttchugging not edgy enough for you?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2013, 08:05:13 PM
Quote from: The End on August 21, 2013, 07:33:22 PM
I call troll.

But the kids, RWHN.  What about the kids?

DOESN'T ANYONE CARE ABOUT THE KIDS?
Title: Re: Buttchugging not edgy enough for you?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 21, 2013, 11:15:37 PM
NO WAY IS THIS A TROLL THIS REALLY HAPPENS THERE ARE REPORTS.
Title: Re: Buttchugging not edgy enough for you?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 21, 2013, 11:16:28 PM
REPORTS, YOU GUYS. THERE ARE THEM.
Title: Re: Buttchugging not edgy enough for you?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 21, 2013, 11:18:32 PM
See? This is a real recovery center and it's right on their prevention page. These people are EXPERTS.

http://www.jacksonrecovery.com/pages/newsletters/newsletters-programs/prevention-may-2013

So it must be true.
Title: Re: Buttchugging not edgy enough for you?
Post by: Kai on August 21, 2013, 11:47:49 PM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 21, 2013, 11:18:32 PM
See? This is a real recovery center and it's right on their prevention page. These people are EXPERTS.

http://www.jacksonrecovery.com/pages/newsletters/newsletters-programs/prevention-may-2013

So it must be true.

:lulz: What. I don't understand. Why isn't alcohol enough for people these days. Whyyyyy??
Title: Re: Buttchugging not edgy enough for you?
Post by: Cramulus on August 22, 2013, 12:25:48 AM
I love how the article tells you exactly which ingredients to look out for if you want to trip balls off of shampoo. Great article A+ would huff again.
Title: Re: Buttchugging not edgy enough for you?
Post by: AFK on August 22, 2013, 01:17:56 AM
Yeah, a lot of the time the news media really doesn't help when they try to cover these things. 
Title: Re: Buttchugging not edgy enough for you?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 22, 2013, 01:54:32 AM
You know what's worse is that you can literally buy pure ammonium lauryl sulfate by the pound or gallon right off the internet, no age restriction and no prescription needed. Any kid who Googled it would find it pretty quickly.
Title: Re: Buttchugging not edgy enough for you?
Post by: Richter on August 22, 2013, 01:58:44 AM
"I hope this ends quickly and without a fight."

:lulz:

NO.
Wrong.  The shamboilers will fight you tooth and nail, never yielding or retreating.  They will blight the land with huge urns bubbling head n shoulders to convert the masses to their cause.  There will need to be mass midnight shamboiler roundups, re education camps and jackboots to end this shit.  And when you finally boot down the last door and callously shoot the last shammer in a closet with his sad little pan of panten3 overe a dollar store wax heater that man will be smiling because he just won like al quaeda wishes they could.
Title: Re: Buttchugging not edgy enough for you?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 22, 2013, 02:00:59 AM
Quote from: Richter on August 22, 2013, 01:58:44 AM
"I hope this ends quickly and without a fight."

:lulz:

NO.
Wrong.  The shamboilers will fight you tooth and nail, never yielding or retreating.  They will blight the land with huge urns bubbling head n shoulders to convert the masses to their cause.  There will need to be mass midnight shamboiler roundups, re education camps and jackboots to end this shit.  And when you finally boot down the last door and callously shoot the last shammer in a closet with his sad little pan of panten3 overe a dollar store wax heater that man will be smiling because he just won like al quaeda wishes they could.

:lulz:

Richter makes everything better.