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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on August 22, 2013, 04:26:19 AM

Title: Please sign a petition opposing the US government's latest censorship scheme
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on August 22, 2013, 04:26:19 AM
The Obama administration has flip-flopped and is now trying to revive one of the most heinous provisions of SOPA. Please sign a petition telling them that that won't fly:

http://act.demandprogress.org/act/streaming/%3Freferring_akid%3Da9109269.1991293.kqBvlw%26source%3Dauto-e
Title: Re: Please sign a petition opposing the US government's latest censorship scheme
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 22, 2013, 04:30:01 AM
Why, sure!  I'd LOVE to sign a petition he will never see, and that will result in nothing more than a condescending response from a staffer!

THIS IS GENIUS!
Title: Re: Please sign a petition opposing the US government's latest censorship scheme
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 22, 2013, 06:41:47 AM
I am, however, hoping that someone will start a petition to ban ammonium lauryl sulfate from sale to the general public, because I will totally sign that. That stuff is a hazard to our kids.
Title: Re: Please sign a petition opposing the US government's latest censorship scheme
Post by: The Johnny on August 22, 2013, 07:04:05 AM

Pentions are much more useful...
Title: Re: Please sign a petition opposing the US government's latest censorship scheme
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 22, 2013, 07:04:48 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on August 22, 2013, 07:04:05 AM

Pentions are much more useful...

They would be much better in the legislators' office.
Title: Re: Please sign a petition opposing the US government's latest censorship scheme
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 22, 2013, 07:05:33 AM
Something about time travelers using our shampoo against us.
Title: Re: Please sign a petition opposing the US government's latest censorship scheme
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 22, 2013, 01:44:32 PM
What is the difference between a petition and a pention? I thought that was just Yatto being Yatto.
Title: Re: Please sign a petition opposing the US government's latest censorship scheme
Post by: Cain on August 22, 2013, 01:48:17 PM
You pay into a pention over the course of your career, usually getting access to the money after retiring in the form of regular payments.
Title: Re: Please sign a petition opposing the US government's latest censorship scheme
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on August 22, 2013, 02:05:02 PM
No wai. You pay into a pension. With a pention you pay ME  8)
Title: Re: Please sign a petition opposing the US government's latest censorship scheme
Post by: The Johnny on August 22, 2013, 06:10:41 PM
Quote from: Aloha Ackbar on August 22, 2013, 01:44:32 PM
What is the difference between a petition and a pention? I thought that was just Yatto being Yatto.

something about givi g money to another person so they hide it from us and we dont spend it
Title: Re: Please sign a petition opposing the US government's latest censorship scheme
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 22, 2013, 09:41:51 PM
A pention is what allows you to move into a mantion rather than continuing living in tense.
Title: Re: Please sign a petition opposing the US government's latest censorship scheme
Post by: Telarus on August 22, 2013, 11:21:20 PM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on August 22, 2013, 09:41:51 PM
A pention is what allows you to move into a mantion rather than continuing living in tense.

(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/roglol.gif)
Title: Re: Please sign a petition opposing the US government's latest censorship scheme
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 22, 2013, 11:48:41 PM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on August 22, 2013, 09:41:51 PM
A pention is what allows you to move into a mantion rather than continuing living in tense.

Wow  :lulz:
Title: Re: Please sign a petition opposing the US government's latest censorship scheme
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 23, 2013, 12:36:43 AM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on August 22, 2013, 09:41:51 PM
A pention is what allows you to move into a mantion rather than continuing living in tense.

And it helps pay for the yot.