Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 05:05:53 AM

Title: Your life isn't that fucking bad. (NSFW link)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 05:05:53 AM
WARNING:  PIC IS PRETTY DAMN DISTURBING.  DEAD GUY, DEAD CHICKEN, BIG FUCKING BOULDER.

hxxp://deadlink.pksweb.iofm.net/gal4/fowl.html

No matter how fucked you are, you're not as fucked as Herminio Rivera Couceiro.  In fact, odds are that no matter WHAT you do, you'll never be REMOTELY as fucked as Herminio Rivera Couceiro.
Title: Re: Your life isn't that fucking bad. (NSFW link)
Post by: Salty on August 24, 2013, 05:08:50 AM
Keep fucking that chi...awwww.
Title: Re: Your life isn't that fucking bad. (NSFW link)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 24, 2013, 05:10:16 AM
 :eek: I think from the description that I had better not click that link.
Title: Re: Your life isn't that fucking bad. (NSFW link)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 05:11:36 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 24, 2013, 05:10:16 AM
:eek: I think from the description that I had better not click that link.

You don't need to.  You don't want to.

Just relax.  No matter what the fuck happens to the ecology, the government, our lives, our freedom, or our standard of living, you can just relax.  Because you aren't Herminio Rivera Couceiro.
Title: Re: Your life isn't that fucking bad. (NSFW link)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 24, 2013, 05:12:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 05:11:36 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 24, 2013, 05:10:16 AM
:eek: I think from the description that I had better not click that link.

You don't need to.  You don't want to.

Just relax.  No matter what the fuck happens to the ecology, the government, our lives, our freedom, or our standard of living, you can just relax.  Because you aren't Herminio Rivera Couceiro.

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: Your life isn't that fucking bad. (NSFW link)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 05:16:10 AM
Also, you will probably never have the "google problem" that Bryan James Hathaway has.

Good luck on your job search, Bryan!
Title: Re: Your life isn't that fucking bad. (NSFW link)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 24, 2013, 05:23:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 05:16:10 AM
Also, you will probably never have the "google problem" that Bryan James Hathaway has.

Good luck on your job search, Bryan!

:aaa:

I sense a rash of name-changes across the country as other Bryan James Hathaways recoil in horror.
Title: Re: Your life isn't that fucking bad. (NSFW link)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 24, 2013, 05:26:49 AM
WHO DOES THAT? I MEAN, WHOSE FIRST REACTION... sigh.

I just.
Title: Re: Your life isn't that fucking bad. (NSFW link)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 05:30:44 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 24, 2013, 05:26:49 AM
WHO DOES THAT? I MEAN, WHOSE FIRST REACTION... sigh.

I just.

It's really not that bad.

I mean for us.  Hathaway is a different matter.
Title: Re: Your life isn't that fucking bad. (NSFW link)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 24, 2013, 05:38:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 05:30:44 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 24, 2013, 05:26:49 AM
WHO DOES THAT? I MEAN, WHOSE FIRST REACTION... sigh.

I just.

It's really not that bad.

I mean for us.  Hathaway is a different matter.

:lulz:

There is something very, very wrong with Bryan James Hathaway.

'When I was done, I was upset with myself,' Hathaway said in a statement to police at the time. 'I know [what I did] is wrong. But I can't help myself and I need help.'

Poor goddamn trainwreck. I would love to know what's going haywire in that brain.

Title: Re: Your life isn't that fucking bad. (NSFW link)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 05:42:19 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 24, 2013, 05:38:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 05:30:44 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 24, 2013, 05:26:49 AM
WHO DOES THAT? I MEAN, WHOSE FIRST REACTION... sigh.

I just.

It's really not that bad.

I mean for us.  Hathaway is a different matter.

:lulz:

There is something very, very wrong with Bryan James Hathaway.

'When I was done, I was upset with myself,' Hathaway said in a statement to police at the time. 'I know [what I did] is wrong. But I can't help myself and I need help.'

Poor goddamn trainwreck. I would love to know what's going haywire in that brain.

I do know that when he woke up the next morning, he had a cringe moment that probably exceeds all of my cringe moments (and I've had a bunch) put together.

Title: Re: Your life isn't that fucking bad. (NSFW link)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 24, 2013, 05:44:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 05:42:19 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 24, 2013, 05:38:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 05:30:44 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 24, 2013, 05:26:49 AM
WHO DOES THAT? I MEAN, WHOSE FIRST REACTION... sigh.

I just.

It's really not that bad.

I mean for us.  Hathaway is a different matter.

:lulz:

There is something very, very wrong with Bryan James Hathaway.

'When I was done, I was upset with myself,' Hathaway said in a statement to police at the time. 'I know [what I did] is wrong. But I can't help myself and I need help.'

Poor goddamn trainwreck. I would love to know what's going haywire in that brain.

I do know that when he woke up the next morning, he had a cringe moment that probably exceeds all of my cringe moments (and I've had a bunch) put together.

Oh sweet eagles yes.

(http://static4.fjcdn.com/comments/3661991+_1c79d56b5916e3ed52258243b9027324.jpg)
Title: Re: Your life isn't that fucking bad. (NSFW link)
Post by: Pæs on August 24, 2013, 06:08:55 AM
QuoteThe pathologist later revealed that the man's penis was covered in feathers!!
Title: Re: Your life isn't that fucking bad. (NSFW link)
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 24, 2013, 06:13:27 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 24, 2013, 05:08:50 AM
Keep fucking that chi...awwww.


God damn it!
















:lulz:
Title: Re: Your life isn't that fucking bad. (NSFW link)
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 24, 2013, 08:14:03 AM
This thread made my entire week. :lulz:
Title: Re: Your life isn't that fucking bad. (NSFW link)
Post by: Reginald Ret on August 24, 2013, 07:41:41 PM
This reminds me of a time in highschool when rumors were going around about some girl rubbing peanutbutter on her pussy to get her dog to lick it. Everybody reacted shocked that she did it, My first reaction was shock that she would tell anyone about it. That is not the kind of news that gets out without the perp talking about it.
Of course, after witnessing my reaction, people looked at me weirdly too. :lol:
Title: Re: Your life isn't that fucking bad. (NSFW link)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 24, 2013, 09:03:54 PM
I think that rumor exists about someone in every high school ever, and the worst part is that while I know it happens, I think that roughly 100% of the high school rumors are started maliciously just because some assholes think it would be funny to torment some poor kid.
Title: Re: Your life isn't that fucking bad. (NSFW link)
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 25, 2013, 02:47:06 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 05:11:36 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 24, 2013, 05:10:16 AM
:eek: I think from the description that I had better not click that link.

You don't need to.  You don't want to.

Just relax.  No matter what the fuck happens to the ecology, the government, our lives, our freedom, or our standard of living, you can just relax.  Because you aren't Herminio Rivera Couceiro.

It's like you made this comment without even the remotest inkling that Herminio Rivero Couceiro is, in fact, the most perfect analogy of 21st Century America I have ever heard of.
Title: Re: Your life isn't that fucking bad. (NSFW link)
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 25, 2013, 02:49:00 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 24, 2013, 09:03:54 PM
I think that rumor exists about someone in every high school ever, and the worst part is that while I know it happens, I think that roughly 100% of the high school rumors are started maliciously just because some assholes think it would be funny to torment some poor kid.

Not all of them.

Lonnie Leonard really did shit himself in the cafeteria. I was there. I had to smell it.
Title: Re: Your life isn't that fucking bad. (NSFW link)
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 25, 2013, 02:54:37 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 05:16:10 AM
Also, you will probably never have the "google problem" that Bryan James Hathaway has.

Good luck on your job search, Bryan!

I googled.
He has a PETITION (on top of everything else) http://www.petitiononline.com/free101/petition.html

:troll:
Title: Re: Your life isn't that fucking bad. (NSFW link)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 26, 2013, 01:25:25 AM
Quote from: stelz on August 25, 2013, 02:54:37 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 05:16:10 AM
Also, you will probably never have the "google problem" that Bryan James Hathaway has.

Good luck on your job search, Bryan!

I googled.
He has a PETITION (on top of everything else) http://www.petitiononline.com/free101/petition.html

:troll:

OH GOD PLEASE LET THAT BE A JOKE.

Title: Re: Your life isn't that fucking bad. (NSFW link)
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 26, 2013, 05:03:45 AM
243 signatures. :horrormirth: