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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 05:50:18 AM

Title: So, I just got warned by Zuckerberg...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 05:50:18 AM
...That posting "Does anyone know what Napoleon Bonaparte's first name was?" was an inflammatory topic, the thread was erased, and I was hit with a warning of a pending 2 week suspension.

All in 30 seconds from posting the thread.

WTF?
Title: Re: So, I just got warned by Zuckerberg...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 24, 2013, 05:53:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 05:50:18 AM
...That posting "Does anyone know what Napoleon Bonaparte's first name was?" was an inflammatory topic, the thread was erased, and I was hit with a warning of a pending 2 week suspension.

All in 30 seconds from posting the thread.

WTF?

Feel free to beat the shit out of me, but...

a) It's Napoleon
b) Ummm... why?
Title: Re: So, I just got warned by Zuckerberg...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 05:58:24 AM
Quote from: Aloha Ackbar on August 24, 2013, 05:53:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 05:50:18 AM
...That posting "Does anyone know what Napoleon Bonaparte's first name was?" was an inflammatory topic, the thread was erased, and I was hit with a warning of a pending 2 week suspension.

All in 30 seconds from posting the thread.

WTF?

Feel free to beat the shit out of me, but...

a) It's Napoleon
b) Ummm... why?

a)  I know that.
b)  WHO THE HELL KNOWS THE MIND OF ZUCKERMAN?  THE SHADOW KNOWS, BUT HE AIN'T TALKING.
Title: Re: So, I just got warned by Zuckerberg...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 24, 2013, 05:59:52 AM
WTF?  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: That makes NO SENSE.
Title: Re: So, I just got warned by Zuckerberg...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 06:01:17 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 24, 2013, 05:59:52 AM
WTF?  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: That makes NO SENSE.

I think they have bots just do that shit at random.
Title: Re: So, I just got warned by Zuckerberg...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 24, 2013, 06:02:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 06:01:17 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 24, 2013, 05:59:52 AM
WTF?  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: That makes NO SENSE.

I think they have bots just do that shit at random.

I am MYSTIFIED. And tempted to try it, to see what happens. Were you posting in a group, or on  your own Wall?
Title: Re: So, I just got warned by Zuckerberg...
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 24, 2013, 06:20:11 AM
Da hell??

:lulz:
Title: Re: So, I just got warned by Zuckerberg...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 06:21:01 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 24, 2013, 06:02:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 06:01:17 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 24, 2013, 05:59:52 AM
WTF?  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: That makes NO SENSE.

I think they have bots just do that shit at random.

I am MYSTIFIED. And tempted to try it, to see what happens. Were you posting in a group, or on  your own Wall?

My own wall.
Title: Re: So, I just got warned by Zuckerberg...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 24, 2013, 06:21:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 06:21:01 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 24, 2013, 06:02:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 06:01:17 AM
Quote from: FOCUS GROUP RAGEMONKEY OF HATE HATE HATE on August 24, 2013, 05:59:52 AM
WTF?  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: That makes NO SENSE.

I think they have bots just do that shit at random.

I am MYSTIFIED. And tempted to try it, to see what happens. Were you posting in a group, or on  your own Wall?

My own wall.

WHAT

That makes it even more nonsensical!
Title: Re: So, I just got warned by Zuckerberg...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 24, 2013, 06:55:37 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 05:58:24 AM
Quote from: Aloha Ackbar on August 24, 2013, 05:53:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2013, 05:50:18 AM
...That posting "Does anyone know what Napoleon Bonaparte's first name was?" was an inflammatory topic, the thread was erased, and I was hit with a warning of a pending 2 week suspension.

All in 30 seconds from posting the thread.

WTF?

Feel free to beat the shit out of me, but...

a) It's Napoleon
b) Ummm... why?

a)  I know that.
b)  WHO THE HELL KNOWS THE MIND OF ZUCKERMAN?  THE SHADOW KNOWS, BUT HE AIN'T TALKING.

I know you do. The answer is in the question, which makes it all the more baffling.

ETA: I don't think even he knows. He's got the most punchable face in the world, and I'm a goddamn pacifist. I suspect when he's not lost in ideas that have nothing to do with the much sought after dislike button he goes around punching every reflective surface he comes across. And it ain't just his douche face. He's a douche with a douche face. Nice guy, douche face, eh, cool, whatevs. Douche face on a douche? Needs more vascular leaking.
Title: Re: So, I just got warned by Zuckerberg...
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 24, 2013, 12:14:52 PM
Wait... are we really looking at the possibility that TGRR Syndrome is not merely a disease of petty forum admins determined to get him to "show a little respect," but is in fact so virulent that even a gigantic, shoggoth-like behemoth such as Facebook can catch it?

The mind reels at the possibilities.
Title: Re: So, I just got warned by Zuckerberg...
Post by: Cain on August 24, 2013, 12:15:50 PM
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Title: Re: So, I just got warned by Zuckerberg...
Post by: Suu on August 24, 2013, 01:44:33 PM
That's it, I want to test this.
Title: Re: So, I just got warned by Zuckerberg...
Post by: Reginald Ret on August 24, 2013, 03:56:40 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 24, 2013, 01:44:33 PM
That's it, I want to test this.
Seconded.
brb
Title: Re: So, I just got warned by Zuckerberg...
Post by: Reginald Ret on August 24, 2013, 04:12:22 PM
Facebook is slow in warning me.
All i got was a friend replying "Napoleone"
Title: Re: So, I just got warned by Zuckerberg...
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on August 26, 2013, 07:54:03 AM
Quote from: :regret: on August 24, 2013, 04:12:22 PM
Facebook is slow in warning me.
All i got was a friend replying "Napoleone"

Wow, friends that you could eat in an emergency without feeling too bad about it. You're well set up, regret!
Title: Re: So, I just got warned by Zuckerberg...
Post by: Reginald Ret on August 26, 2013, 12:05:26 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 26, 2013, 07:54:03 AM
Quote from: :regret: on August 24, 2013, 04:12:22 PM
Facebook is slow in warning me.
All i got was a friend replying "Napoleone"

Wow, friends that you could eat in an emergency without feeling too bad about it. You're well set up, regret!
My friends don't mind playing the straight man, but of course they got distracted and started a discussion on the proper spelling, one was in favor of the french spelling and the other favored the Corsican spelling. I love my geeky friends.
Title: Re: So, I just got warned by Zuckerberg...
Post by: Cain on October 21, 2013, 08:34:17 PM
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Title: Re: So, I just got warned by Zuckerberg...
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 21, 2013, 08:53:08 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 21, 2013, 08:34:17 PM
Roger, you should have just stuck to posting videos of beheadings, as Zuckerberg is OK with that

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-24608499

QuoteFacebook is allowing videos showing people being decapitated to be posted and shared on its site once again.

The social network had placed a temporary ban on the material in May following complaints that the clips could cause long-term psychological damage.

The US firm now believes its users should be free to watch and condemn, but not celebrate, such videos.

On the one hand, I want to use this to troll Facebook's endless number of soccer moms, "think of the children!" criers and similar types, who annoy the fuck out of me.

On the other hand, Zuckerburg has made it clear that Facebook is not a place where "anything goes".  They have a dedicated anti-porn team, does that mean they think nipples and penises are really more offensive than people being executed by beheading?

Why not? That's how most Americans think.
Title: Re: So, I just got warned by Zuckerberg...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 21, 2013, 09:12:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 21, 2013, 08:34:17 PM
Roger, you should have just stuck to posting videos of beheadings, as Zuckerberg is OK with that

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-24608499

QuoteFacebook is allowing videos showing people being decapitated to be posted and shared on its site once again.

The social network had placed a temporary ban on the material in May following complaints that the clips could cause long-term psychological damage.

The US firm now believes its users should be free to watch and condemn, but not celebrate, such videos.

On the one hand, I want to use this to troll Facebook's endless number of soccer moms, "think of the children!" criers and similar types, who annoy the fuck out of me.

On the other hand, Zuckerburg has made it clear that Facebook is not a place where "anything goes".  They have a dedicated anti-porn team, does that mean they think nipples and penises are really more offensive than people being executed by beheading?

We can show as many murders as we like on television.  A nipple brings a gigantic fine.

It's America.
Title: Re: So, I just got warned by Zuckerberg...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 21, 2013, 09:44:45 PM
Funny bit is, the government has been encouraging that since the McCarthy days, to keep "fighting spirit" in the public.

So now what you have is 2 million soldiers and 310,000,000 fatasses with violence porn addictions.
Title: Re: So, I just got warned by Zuckerberg...
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 21, 2013, 09:57:58 PM
Posted. I'll let you know if the Zuckbots or butthurt complainers catch it.

I've reported people for racism and gotten a reply from fecesbook a few days later that the person "didn't violate" Zuck's lofty standards. Lots of AMERICA(TM) there.