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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: None on August 28, 2013, 04:27:01 AM

Title: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: None on August 28, 2013, 04:27:01 AM
Seriously. The internet is utter shit. Everyone is in their own little reality tunnel, talking the same old tired shit about members of other tunnels, or spending their days in a sea of personal inanity, or bloviating about issues they know nothing about, or otherwise mentally masturbating about matters of no importance. Even the trolls have gotten overly self-referential, snarky and boring. I say shut it all down! R.I.P. internet.
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 28, 2013, 04:55:41 AM
Or you could just shut off your computer. Just because you dont like something doesnt mean the rest of the world is bothered.
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: Salty on August 28, 2013, 04:58:10 AM
SHUT UP AND GO OUTSIDE.
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: Suu on August 28, 2013, 05:01:15 AM
:suu:
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: Salty on August 28, 2013, 05:02:16 AM
Though, to be fair, the internet is terrible. Especially since Facebook became the internet.

Though, to be even more fair, the internet would probably be a lot better if you got rid of the source problem: humanity.

Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: Salty on August 28, 2013, 05:03:26 AM
Let me ask one question: have you found the porn yet? That might alter your disposition.
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 28, 2013, 05:04:37 AM
Quote from: Brother Nihil on August 28, 2013, 04:27:01 AM
Seriously. The internet is utter shit. Everyone is in their own little reality tunnel, talking the same old tired shit about members of other tunnels, or spending their days in a sea of personal inanity, or bloviating about issues they know nothing about, or otherwise mentally masturbating about matters of no importance. Even the trolls have gotten overly self-referential, snarky and boring. I say shut it all down! R.I.P. internet.

Yeah but what about Miley?
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: Pæs on August 28, 2013, 05:28:21 AM
What matters is that you've found a way to feel superior to all of them
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: The Johnny on August 28, 2013, 05:35:33 AM

Smash your computer! Live in the desert!
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 28, 2013, 05:40:56 AM
GAY AIDS MURDER RINGS!
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: Pæs on August 28, 2013, 05:42:57 AM
>says he hates the internet
>proceeds to complain about people instead of the internet
>all of his criticisms are self referential
>mfw I am using green text on PD
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 28, 2013, 05:48:02 AM
Success troll is a success
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: Ben Shapiro on August 28, 2013, 06:44:26 AM
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2013, 05:01:15 AM
:suu:
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on August 28, 2013, 06:48:06 AM
Quote from: Brother Nihil on August 28, 2013, 04:27:01 AM
Seriously. The internet is utter shit. Everyone is in their own little reality tunnel, talking the same old tired shit about members of other tunnels, or spending their days in a sea of personal inanity, or bloviating about issues they know nothing about, or otherwise mentally masturbating about matters of no importance. Even the trolls have gotten overly self-referential, snarky and boring. I say shut it all down! R.I.P. internet.

that's like, your opinion, dude
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: LMNO on August 28, 2013, 01:49:07 PM
Responding to a troll thread by attempting to mock and belittle the OP is still responding to a troll thread.




ETA: oops.
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: Reginald Ret on August 28, 2013, 01:59:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 28, 2013, 01:49:07 PM
Responding to a troll thread by attempting to mock and belittle the OP is still responding to a troll thread.




ETA: oops.
Yeah, but it is fun!
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on August 28, 2013, 02:05:15 PM
(http://blog.p2pfoundation.net/wp-content/uploads/YU3Ww.jpg)

(responding with an image and no content doesn't count as responding to a troll thread, right?)
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: Faust on August 28, 2013, 02:22:38 PM
Quote from: Brother Nihil on August 28, 2013, 04:27:01 AM
Seriously. The internet is utter shit. Everyone is in their own little reality tunnel, talking the same old tired shit about members of other tunnels, or spending their days in a sea of personal inanity, or bloviating about issues they know nothing about, or otherwise mentally masturbating about matters of no importance. Even the trolls have gotten overly self-referential, snarky and boring. I say shut it all down! R.I.P. internet.

The internet is the tool,  problem is between keyboard and chair.
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: Faust on August 28, 2013, 02:25:18 PM
Quote from: Surprise Happy Endings Whether You Want Them Or Not on August 28, 2013, 05:48:02 AM
Success troll is a success

Which is even more baffling then someone trying a twenty year old troll tactic...
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on August 28, 2013, 02:32:19 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 28, 2013, 02:05:15 PM
(http://blog.p2pfoundation.net/wp-content/uploads/YU3Ww.jpg)

(responding with an image and no content doesn't count as responding to a troll thread, right?)

Technically the part in brackets was searchable content :troll:
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2013, 02:46:16 PM
Quote from: Brother Nihil on August 28, 2013, 04:27:01 AM
Seriously. The internet is utter shit. Everyone is in their own little reality tunnel, talking the same old tired shit about members of other tunnels, or spending their days in a sea of personal inanity, or bloviating about issues they know nothing about, or otherwise mentally masturbating about matters of no importance. Even the trolls have gotten overly self-referential, snarky and boring. I say shut it all down! R.I.P. internet.


Easy.  The power button is somewhere on your computer.

Goodbye.
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 28, 2013, 06:30:11 PM
Quote from: Faust on August 28, 2013, 02:25:18 PM
Quote from: Surprise Happy Endings Whether You Want Them Or Not on August 28, 2013, 05:48:02 AM
Success troll is a success

Which is even more baffling then someone trying a twenty year old troll tactic...

Yeah I'm going to give this guy a 10/10. Rolled in and with his very first post and exactly zero followup posts he made it to page two on a troll that is both ancient and irrelevant to this forum. Pretty tight work. I'm expecting he'll get at least 3-4 pages here  the way things are going.
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 28, 2013, 06:31:06 PM
I'm going to do my part, by posting again.
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on August 28, 2013, 06:40:02 PM
Quote from: Surprise Happy Endings Whether You Want Them Or Not on August 28, 2013, 06:31:06 PM
I'm going to do my part, by posting again.

Why would you do such a thing, are you completely fucking stupid?   :argh!:
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: Faust on August 28, 2013, 06:49:29 PM
Quote from: Surprise Happy Endings Whether You Want Them Or Not on August 28, 2013, 06:31:06 PM
I'm going to do my part, by posting again.
I think it only counts if you are giving out to or discussing his post, otherwise he really just opened a small reasonably successful open bar
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: tarod on August 28, 2013, 07:58:11 PM
 :kingmeh:
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 29, 2013, 12:57:02 AM
DRUGS
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 29, 2013, 01:02:59 AM
Quote from: Surprise Happy Endings Whether You Want Them Or Not on August 29, 2013, 12:57:02 AM
DRUGS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R682M3ZEyk
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: AFK on August 29, 2013, 02:16:07 AM
Quote from: Brother Nihil on August 28, 2013, 04:27:01 AM
Seriously. The internet is utter shit. Everyone is in their own little reality tunnel, talking the same old tired shit about members of other tunnels, or spending their days in a sea of personal inanity, or bloviating about issues they know nothing about, or otherwise mentally masturbating about matters of no importance. Even the trolls have gotten overly self-referential, snarky and boring. I say shut it all down! R.I.P. internet.


Where do I sign up for your newsletter?
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 29, 2013, 06:45:41 AM
It works every time.  8)
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: Ben Shapiro on August 29, 2013, 06:49:10 AM
Can OP triforce?
Title: Re: Shut Down the Internet!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 31, 2013, 06:07:12 PM
Yay page 3!