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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Q. G. Pennyworth on August 28, 2013, 03:02:58 PM

Title: Hire me!
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on August 28, 2013, 03:02:58 PM
Dear PeeDee,

I want to start calling myself a professional ghost eater. Someone please hire me to eat some ghosts. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Title: Re: Hire me!
Post by: LMNO on August 28, 2013, 03:03:55 PM
Go get 'em!

(http://www.man-men.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Pac-Man-Ghosts2.jpg)
Title: Re: Hire me!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2013, 03:15:47 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 28, 2013, 03:02:58 PM
Dear PeeDee,

I want to start calling myself a professional ghost eater. Someone please hire me to eat some ghosts. Satisfaction guaranteed.

Well, I've been bitching for 6 years that my desk is haunted.
Title: Re: Hire me!
Post by: Suu on August 28, 2013, 03:21:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2013, 03:15:47 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 28, 2013, 03:02:58 PM
Dear PeeDee,

I want to start calling myself a professional ghost eater. Someone please hire me to eat some ghosts. Satisfaction guaranteed.

Well, I've been bitching for 6 years that my desk is haunted.

Curious?
Title: Re: Hire me!
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on August 28, 2013, 03:37:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 28, 2013, 03:03:55 PM
Go get 'em!

(http://i.imgur.com/smJIbgJ.jpg)
Title: Re: Hire me!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on August 28, 2013, 04:04:37 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 28, 2013, 03:03:55 PM
Go get 'em!

(http://www.man-men.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Pac-Man-Ghosts2.jpg)

Wait a minute ... rewind ... "Cobra Commander"???  :eek:
Title: Re: Hire me!
Post by: LMNO on August 28, 2013, 04:06:14 PM
You have to be a level three user to play that section of the game.
Title: Re: Hire me!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2013, 07:18:17 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2013, 03:21:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2013, 03:15:47 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 28, 2013, 03:02:58 PM
Dear PeeDee,

I want to start calling myself a professional ghost eater. Someone please hire me to eat some ghosts. Satisfaction guaranteed.

Well, I've been bitching for 6 years that my desk is haunted.

Curious?

Bottom right hand drawer is a file drawer with all the guts removed.  The bottom has the ring-stains of half a century's worth of old liquor bottles decorating it.  The desk talks to me, you see.  Not out loud, just sorta there.  Nothing can be fixed.  Everything breaks down.  Everything ends. 
Title: Re: Hire me!
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on August 29, 2013, 07:21:06 PM
Ship me your desk.

(Or snap a pic so I can womp a solution together. Whichever's easier, really.)
Title: Re: Hire me!
Post by: Junkenstein on August 29, 2013, 07:25:04 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 28, 2013, 03:02:58 PM
Dear PeeDee,

I want to start calling myself a professional ghost eater. Someone please hire me to eat some ghosts. Satisfaction guaranteed.
http://www.kongregate.com/games/briderider/fps-man
Get to level 2 and I'll support you at the next national council meetings.
Title: Re: Hire me!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2013, 07:26:51 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 29, 2013, 07:21:06 PM
Ship me your desk.

(Or snap a pic so I can womp a solution together. Whichever's easier, really.)

No can do.

We aren't allowed to take pictures on the premises.  This is primarily an R&D facility.
Title: Re: Hire me!
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on August 29, 2013, 07:28:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2013, 07:26:51 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 29, 2013, 07:21:06 PM
Ship me your desk.

(Or snap a pic so I can womp a solution together. Whichever's easier, really.)

No can do.

We aren't allowed to take pictures on the premises.  This is primarily an R&D facility.

What if you moved the desk outside?
Title: Re: Hire me!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2013, 07:28:48 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 29, 2013, 07:28:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 29, 2013, 07:26:51 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 29, 2013, 07:21:06 PM
Ship me your desk.

(Or snap a pic so I can womp a solution together. Whichever's easier, really.)

No can do.

We aren't allowed to take pictures on the premises.  This is primarily an R&D facility.

What if you moved the desk outside?

This is one of those drab green government issue things from the 1950s.  It weighs a fucking ton.
Title: Re: Hire me!
Post by: whenhellfreezes on September 01, 2013, 05:17:26 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 28, 2013, 03:37:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 28, 2013, 03:03:55 PM
Go get 'em!

(http://i.imgur.com/smJIbgJ.jpg)

I viewed this picture on my comp using imagemagick. Got a pretty funny error output:

nicholas  Pictures: display pacman.jpg
_xgeWireToEvent: Unknown extension 131, this should never happen.
_xgeWireToEvent: Unknown extension 131, this should never happen.
_xgeWireToEvent: Unknown extension 131, this should never happen.
_xgeWireToEvent: Unknown extension 131, this should never happen.
_xgeWireToEvent: Unknown extension 131, this should never happen.
_xgeWireToEvent: Unknown extension 131, this should never happen.
_xgeWireToEvent: Unknown extension 131, this should never happen.
_xgeWireToEvent: Unknown extension 131, this should never happen.
_xgeWireToEvent: Unknown extension 131, this should never happen.

This should never happen! There must be ghosts in my comp that are now afraid.
Title: Re: Hire me!
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on September 01, 2013, 05:26:25 AM
I take this as a ringing endorsement.