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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2013, 05:36:19 AM

Title: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2013, 05:36:19 AM
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Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 04, 2013, 05:47:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2013, 05:36:19 AM
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I literally just did the double facepalm.

I...

I feel the need to rebut all of this, but I know you're all thinking the same.

This, however, is a good thing. There's a quote here. I'm going to have to Google it though.
Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 04, 2013, 05:53:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY1IXOg7ac8
Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: Ben Shapiro on September 04, 2013, 11:14:39 AM
HHAHAHAHHAHA MAINE! HAAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

You can't escape Texas! GO HOME!
Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: Junkenstein on September 04, 2013, 11:20:49 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2013, 05:36:19 AM
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I can't decide which is funnier, the "Scary thought" or "Special rings"

That Gohmert faces deserves to be an emote.

Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 04, 2013, 02:19:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2013, 05:36:19 AM
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Which one of these things is not like the others?

"voter fraud" laws are pretty much never enacted to control voter fraud, they're enacted to restrict access to the polls by black and poor voters.
Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 04, 2013, 06:43:11 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 04, 2013, 11:20:49 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2013, 05:36:19 AM
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I can't decide which is funnier, the "Scary thought" or "Special rings"

That Gohmert faces deserves to be an emote.

I'm going to go with Special AIDS giving rings. Wingnuts already think that vaccine this/cull the population that.

But, think about it.

I just gave you AIDS!
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How would these rings even work? Are they magic?
Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: Junkenstein on September 04, 2013, 07:51:50 PM
Well obviously, you make your aids ring, then give it to someone you want to get aids. Duh.

Both still beyond stupid, the "scary thought" made me chuckle just because of what it was. A crazy loon sat and worried about things until he got scared about something because, shut up. Then told others about the thing.

I'd have more respect for these people if their "scary thoughts" were about spiders or dogs or the sky falling.
Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: LMNO on September 04, 2013, 07:54:36 PM
It's also a "scary thought" that our government is planning pointless military action in Syria against the will of the populace.
Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2013, 03:56:06 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 04, 2013, 07:54:36 PM
It's also a "scary thought" that our government is planning pointless military action in Syria against the will of the populace.

You seem like you've lost all your happy thoughts, citizen.
Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2013, 03:58:31 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 04, 2013, 07:51:50 PM
Well obviously, you make your aids ring, then give it to someone you want to get aids. Duh.

Both still beyond stupid, the "scary thought" made me chuckle just because of what it was. A crazy loon sat and worried about things until he got scared about something because, shut up. Then told others about the thing.

I'd have more respect for these people if their "scary thoughts" were about spiders or dogs or the sky falling.

And then you say CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAIDSMENT!
Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: Pæs on September 05, 2013, 06:57:05 AM
Quote from: Twigel on September 04, 2013, 06:43:11 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 04, 2013, 11:20:49 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2013, 05:36:19 AM
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I can't decide which is funnier, the "Scary thought" or "Special rings"

That Gohmert faces deserves to be an emote.

I'm going to go with Special AIDS giving rings. Wingnuts already think that vaccine this/cull the population that.

But, think about it.

I just gave you AIDS!
          \
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Wonder_Twins.jpg)

How would these rings even work? Are they magic?

I read a study about this looked this up.

Apparently the fear is that AIDS ACTIVISTS are wearing RINGS WITH BLADES ON THEM and they cut you with them.
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Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2013, 07:11:56 AM
HIGH-LARIOUSLY

not based in any reality at all.
Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 05, 2013, 07:14:20 AM
Yeah, that is some crazy where did you even get this idea from sort of batshittery.

Shapeshifting reptiles are more plausible.
Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2013, 07:18:35 AM
Quote from: Twigel on September 05, 2013, 07:14:20 AM
Yeah, that is some crazy where did you even get this idea from sort of batshittery.

Shapeshifting reptiles are more plausible.

ZOMG that is THE OTHER SIDE OF THE EUROPEAN PLATFORM

HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2013, 07:20:12 AM
WONDER-TWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE!
Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 05, 2013, 07:38:42 AM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 05, 2013, 07:18:35 AM
Quote from: Twigel on September 05, 2013, 07:14:20 AM
Yeah, that is some crazy where did you even get this idea from sort of batshittery.

Shapeshifting reptiles are more plausible.

ZOMG that is THE OTHER SIDE OF THE EUROPEAN PLATFORM

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

NOT IMPORTANT.

Twigel,
All American, all totally from this planet and dimension human thing. Now hold still and look at this spinning swirly pattern for a couple of minutes.
Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 05, 2013, 08:23:36 AM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 04, 2013, 02:19:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2013, 05:36:19 AM
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Which one of these things is not like the others?

"voter fraud" laws are pretty much never enacted to control voter fraud, they're enacted to restrict access to the polls by black and poor voters.

She essentially admitted that, in an "Isn't it wonderful?" kind of way.  :x

The AIDS ring is AWESOME, though.
Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on September 05, 2013, 05:36:29 PM
Quote from: Pæs on September 05, 2013, 06:57:05 AM
I read a study about this looked this up.

Apparently the fear is that AIDS ACTIVISTS are wearing RINGS WITH BLADES ON THEM and they cut you with them.
(http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/7/71436/1736972-cp_kids_with_rings.jpg)

:omg:

So is the thought that there's some connection from the blade to the person's bloodstream, providing a constant supply of AIDS? Or the more obvious idea that every gay person just has a cloud of AIDS hovering around them just waiting to infect the nearest White Christian Heterosexual?

I don't know how it still surprises me sometimes that people can say this stuff with a straight face and everything, and worse, that other people believe it
Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 05, 2013, 07:05:41 PM
Chemtrails are really AIDS.
Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: Junkenstein on September 05, 2013, 07:11:06 PM
AIDS was made by terrorists.
Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: Telarus on September 05, 2013, 08:53:58 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 05, 2013, 07:11:06 PM
AIDS was made by interdimensional reptilian alien terrorists.
Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: Junkenstein on September 05, 2013, 08:56:06 PM
Quote from: Telarus on September 05, 2013, 08:53:58 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 05, 2013, 07:11:06 PM
AIDS was made by interdimensional reptilian alien terrorists on crack.

Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: EK WAFFLR on September 05, 2013, 09:07:14 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 05, 2013, 08:56:06 PM
Quote from: Telarus on September 05, 2013, 08:53:58 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 05, 2013, 07:11:06 PM
AIDS was made by interdimensional reptilian alien terrorist women on crack.
Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 06, 2013, 06:12:15 AM
Quote from: Waffleman on September 05, 2013, 09:07:14 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 05, 2013, 08:56:06 PM
Quote from: Telarus on September 05, 2013, 08:53:58 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 05, 2013, 07:11:06 PM
AIDS was made by interdimensional reptilian alien terrorist womenlesbians on crack.
Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: Ben Shapiro on September 06, 2013, 07:12:45 AM
Quote from: Twigel on September 06, 2013, 06:12:15 AM
Quote from: Waffleman on September 05, 2013, 09:07:14 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 05, 2013, 08:56:06 PM
Quote from: Telarus on September 05, 2013, 08:53:58 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 05, 2013, 07:11:06 PM
AIDS was made by interdimensional reptilian alien terrorist womenblack lesbians on crack.
Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 06, 2013, 08:02:26 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's His Bear on September 06, 2013, 07:12:45 AM
Quote from: Twigel on September 06, 2013, 06:12:15 AM
Quote from: Waffleman on September 05, 2013, 09:07:14 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 05, 2013, 08:56:06 PM
Quote from: Telarus on September 05, 2013, 08:53:58 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 05, 2013, 07:11:06 PM
AIDS was made by interdimensional reptilian alien terrorist womenblack lesbians on crack.

Yeah, without throwing in the obvious atheist qualifier, I don't see how I can top that.
Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: Junkenstein on September 06, 2013, 08:47:09 AM
Wonderful.

Though we are still missing communist liberals too.
Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 06, 2013, 08:49:06 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 06, 2013, 08:47:09 AM
Wonderful.

Though we are still missing communist liberals too.

We don't use the C word anymore. We use the S word.
Title: Re: Bagger Desperation Thread, circa 2013 - 2016
Post by: Ben Shapiro on October 04, 2013, 07:28:27 PM
I love this thread.