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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 04, 2013, 11:50:42 PM

Title: FINALLY, THE MYSTERIES REVEALED!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 04, 2013, 11:50:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0gBoV0ygJc
Title: Re: FINALLY, THE MYSTERIES REVEALED!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 05, 2013, 04:27:19 AM
Wow. He's like a new age Zarathustriain Aqua Autumnchicken.
Title: Re: FINALLY, THE MYSTERIES REVEALED!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2013, 04:28:52 AM
THAT HAIRDO

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Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 05, 2013, 04:30:34 AM
Now there's another guy...HOW MANY OF THESE FUCKERS ARE THERE?
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Post by: Ben Shapiro on September 05, 2013, 04:58:19 AM
GOD DAMN! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Title: Re: FINALLY, THE MYSTERIES REVEALED!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2013, 05:05:48 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's His Bear on September 05, 2013, 04:58:19 AM
GOD DAMN! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

FUCK THAT SHIT.

I want that guy and thousands like him stomping up and down the streets of my city with those ridiculous pants around their ankles, glorious mullets flying in the wind, SINGING THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE!
Title: Re: FINALLY, THE MYSTERIES REVEALED!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2013, 05:07:37 AM
Yeah how long is that video, like almost two hours? TWO HOURS.  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: FINALLY, THE MYSTERIES REVEALED!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2013, 05:08:09 AM
Quote from: stelz on September 05, 2013, 04:27:19 AM
Wow. He's like a new age Zarathustriain Aqua Autumnchicken.

:lulz:
Title: Re: FINALLY, THE MYSTERIES REVEALED!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2013, 05:08:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2013, 05:05:48 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's His Bear on September 05, 2013, 04:58:19 AM
GOD DAMN! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

FUCK THAT SHIT.

I want that guy and thousands like him stomping up and down the streets of my city with those ridiculous pants around their ankles, glorious mullets flying in the wind, SINGING THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE!

I cannot help but have visions of tossing them over the sides of mesas.
Title: Re: FINALLY, THE MYSTERIES REVEALED!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2013, 05:09:37 AM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 05, 2013, 05:08:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2013, 05:05:48 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's His Bear on September 05, 2013, 04:58:19 AM
GOD DAMN! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

FUCK THAT SHIT.

I want that guy and thousands like him stomping up and down the streets of my city with those ridiculous pants around their ankles, glorious mullets flying in the wind, SINGING THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE!

I cannot help but have visions of tossing them over the sides of mesas.

We can't afford any mesas, here.  We'd have to use Mount Lemmon, but WHY?  That shit is GLORIOUS!
Title: Re: FINALLY, THE MYSTERIES REVEALED!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2013, 05:09:41 AM
Or even heyyyyy guys, let's go on a road trip to Morenci.
Title: Re: FINALLY, THE MYSTERIES REVEALED!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2013, 05:10:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2013, 05:09:37 AM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 05, 2013, 05:08:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2013, 05:05:48 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's His Bear on September 05, 2013, 04:58:19 AM
GOD DAMN! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

FUCK THAT SHIT.

I want that guy and thousands like him stomping up and down the streets of my city with those ridiculous pants around their ankles, glorious mullets flying in the wind, SINGING THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE!

I cannot help but have visions of tossing them over the sides of mesas.

We can't afford any mesas, here.  We'd have to use Mount Lemmon, but WHY?  That shit is GLORIOUS!

I think Mt. Lemmon is where Mr. Language got his dumb ass lost and almost dead when he was a kid, so that's appropriate.
Title: Re: FINALLY, THE MYSTERIES REVEALED!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2013, 05:10:32 AM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 05, 2013, 05:09:41 AM
Or even heyyyyy guys, let's go on a road trip to Morenci.

:horrormirth:

I RAN AND I RAN AND I RAN ALL THE WAY TO TUCSON.  SWEET MAMA TUCSON.  SHE WON'T LET MORENCI GET ME.

STAYING HERE FOREVER.
Title: Re: FINALLY, THE MYSTERIES REVEALED!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2013, 05:11:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2013, 05:10:32 AM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 05, 2013, 05:09:41 AM
Or even heyyyyy guys, let's go on a road trip to Morenci.

:horrormirth:

I RAN AND I RAN AND I RAN ALL THE WAY TO TUCSON.  SWEET MAMA TUCSON.  SHE WON'T LET MORENCI GET ME.

STAYING HERE FOREVER.

Ahhhh. Now you know why Tucson is the way she is. She HAS to be, because Morenci.
Title: Re: FINALLY, THE MYSTERIES REVEALED!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2013, 05:12:58 AM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 05, 2013, 05:11:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2013, 05:10:32 AM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 05, 2013, 05:09:41 AM
Or even heyyyyy guys, let's go on a road trip to Morenci.

:horrormirth:

I RAN AND I RAN AND I RAN ALL THE WAY TO TUCSON.  SWEET MAMA TUCSON.  SHE WON'T LET MORENCI GET ME.

STAYING HERE FOREVER.

Ahhhh. Now you know why Tucson is the way she is. She HAS to be, because Morenci.

Morenci is worse than Seguin.  Seguin has roads leading out of it.
Title: Re: FINALLY, THE MYSTERIES REVEALED!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2013, 05:28:06 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2013, 05:12:58 AM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 05, 2013, 05:11:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2013, 05:10:32 AM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 05, 2013, 05:09:41 AM
Or even heyyyyy guys, let's go on a road trip to Morenci.

:horrormirth:

I RAN AND I RAN AND I RAN ALL THE WAY TO TUCSON.  SWEET MAMA TUCSON.  SHE WON'T LET MORENCI GET ME.

STAYING HERE FOREVER.

Ahhhh. Now you know why Tucson is the way she is. She HAS to be, because Morenci.

Morenci is worse than Seguin.  Seguin has roads leading out of it.

I think there might be a scarier place in the US. In North Dakota. Maybe.
Title: Re: FINALLY, THE MYSTERIES REVEALED!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 05, 2013, 08:02:16 AM
I google image searched Morenci.
It looks kind of post-nuclear.
Title: Re: FINALLY, THE MYSTERIES REVEALED!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2013, 08:26:12 PM
Quote from: stelz on September 05, 2013, 08:02:16 AM
I google image searched Morenci.
It looks kind of post-nuclear.

The part you can't really see in the satellite image is the enormity of the machinery and the noise. The incredible, nonstop giant machine noise. There is no place that more closely resembles Hell and it's all lit up at night.

Here, a video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oixvKH3jrS4