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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2013, 08:47:45 PM

Title: So, I was running this troll...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2013, 08:47:45 PM
Last weekend, I was trolling a U of A forum.  I posted as a young person who had been dating this guy for a year, but had never had sex.  "I" was very interested, but would freak out when the time came.  So the two of us decide we'll get all fucked up on wine and do the deed.  Which worked out just fine.

Responses (24 total, Mostly male, some female):  You're a whore.

Responses (37 total, about 50/50 male/female):  The boyfriend is a rapist because the girl was drunk, and the fact that she got drunk specifically to have sex is not a mitigating factor in his favor.

Responses (2, both women):  Good for you, girl!

My response:  "Girl?  I'm a guy."

Board's response:

QuoteYou have been banned from this forum.
Date the ban will be lifted:  Never.

Proxy in, and there's this huge fight going on about why the Gay guy was banned.  Looking good.

Then one admin comes in and says, "I'm the guy that banned him, because I ran his IP.  He's not a student.  It's that Howl asshole again."

:hammer:
:digtbk:



Title: Re: So, I was running this troll...
Post by: LMNO on September 09, 2013, 08:50:27 PM
You're a bad little girl.
Title: Re: So, I was running this troll...
Post by: Junkenstein on September 09, 2013, 08:51:21 PM
QuoteIt's that Howl asshole again.

What else did you to to them?
Title: Re: So, I was running this troll...
Post by: Don Coyote on September 09, 2013, 08:51:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2013, 08:47:45 PM
"It's that Howl asshole again."


Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 09, 2013, 08:50:27 PM
You're a bad little girl.
Title: Re: So, I was running this troll...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2013, 08:52:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 09, 2013, 08:50:27 PM
You're a bad little girl.

I've been trolling the shit out of them for about a year now.  Local trolling is far more rewarding.
Title: Re: So, I was running this troll...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2013, 08:53:57 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 09, 2013, 08:51:21 PM
QuoteIt's that Howl asshole again.

What else did you to to them?

I ran a few classics on them:

1.  How to abandon your pets at the end of the term (a huge problem here)
2.  How to wax your cat for the summer
3.  Lone wolf teabagger surrounded by "libtards".
4.  I'm just an Otaku, alone in the world.
5.  Help me learn to socialize.  I have never spoken to a woman that wasn't related to me in my entire life.
Title: Re: So, I was running this troll...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2013, 08:55:38 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on September 09, 2013, 08:51:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2013, 08:47:45 PM
"It's that Howl asshole again."


Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 09, 2013, 08:50:27 PM
You're a bad little girl.

I just LOVE hearing "IT'S THAT HOWL ASSHOLE AGAIN!"

It makes me giggle.
Title: Re: So, I was running this troll...
Post by: Cramulus on September 09, 2013, 08:55:54 PM
That Howl Asshole is the Michelangelo of forum trolling.
Title: Re: So, I was running this troll...
Post by: Cramulus on September 09, 2013, 08:57:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/wOEUjMb.gif)
Title: Re: So, I was running this troll...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2013, 08:57:16 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 09, 2013, 08:55:54 PM
That Howl Asshole is the Michelangelo of forum trolling.

No, that honor still remains with Timmy the Dying Boy from FC.  I can only hope to come NEAR his classic Make A Wish Foundation troll.

There are, in every field of art, some masterpieces that cannot be topped.
Title: Re: So, I was running this troll...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2013, 08:57:24 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 09, 2013, 08:57:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/wOEUjMb.gif)

:lulz:
Title: Re: So, I was running this troll...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 09, 2013, 08:57:40 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: So, I was running this troll...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2013, 08:58:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2013, 08:57:24 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 09, 2013, 08:57:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/wOEUjMb.gif)

:lulz:

Emote?
Title: Re: So, I was running this troll...
Post by: Faust on September 09, 2013, 09:06:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2013, 08:52:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 09, 2013, 08:50:27 PM
You're a bad little girl.

I've been trolling the shit out of them for about a year now.  Local trolling is far more rewarding.

That's exactly what a tool of the patriarchy would say, when was the last time you checked your privilege?
Title: Re: So, I was running this troll...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2013, 09:06:43 PM
Quote from: Faust on September 09, 2013, 09:06:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2013, 08:52:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 09, 2013, 08:50:27 PM
You're a bad little girl.

I've been trolling the shit out of them for about a year now.  Local trolling is far more rewarding.

That's exactly what a tool of the patriarchy would say, when was the last time you checked your privilege?

I check my privilege every 5000 miles.  That seems to keep things running fairly well.
Title: Re: So, I was running this troll...
Post by: Ben Shapiro on September 09, 2013, 10:43:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2013, 09:06:43 PM
Quote from: Faust on September 09, 2013, 09:06:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2013, 08:52:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 09, 2013, 08:50:27 PM
You're a bad little girl.

I've been trolling the shit out of them for about a year now.  Local trolling is far more rewarding.

That's exactly what a tool of the patriarchy would say, when was the last time you checked your privilege?

I check my privilege every 5000 miles.  That seems to keep things running fairly well.

I'm pretty sure there's app that checks your privilege.
Title: Re: So, I was running this troll...
Post by: Junkenstein on September 09, 2013, 10:47:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2013, 09:06:43 PM
Quote from: Faust on September 09, 2013, 09:06:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2013, 08:52:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 09, 2013, 08:50:27 PM
You're a bad little girl.

I've been trolling the shit out of them for about a year now.  Local trolling is far more rewarding.

That's exactly what a tool of the patriarchy would say, when was the last time you checked your privilege?

I check my privilege every 5000 miles.  That seems to keep things running fairly well.

But did you remember to change your entitlement?
Title: Re: So, I was running this troll...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 10, 2013, 01:44:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2013, 08:47:45 PM
Last weekend, I was trolling a U of A forum.  I posted as a young person who had been dating this guy for a year, but had never had sex.  "I" was very interested, but would freak out when the time came.  So the two of us decide we'll get all fucked up on wine and do the deed.  Which worked out just fine.

Responses (24 total, Mostly male, some female):  You're a whore.

Responses (37 total, about 50/50 male/female):  The boyfriend is a rapist because the girl was drunk, and the fact that she got drunk specifically to have sex is not a mitigating factor in his favor.

Responses (2, both women):  Good for you, girl!

My response:  "Girl?  I'm a guy."

Board's response:

QuoteYou have been banned from this forum.
Date the ban will be lifted:  Never.

Proxy in, and there's this huge fight going on about why the Gay guy was banned.  Looking good.

Then one admin comes in and says, "I'm the guy that banned him, because I ran his IP.  He's not a student.  It's that Howl asshole again."

:hammer:
:digtbk:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: