....Here I am, a genuine Holy Man™, and you fuckers haven't made any icons of me since Payne and Cram did the Rain God thing.
Frankly, I find this lack of faith disgusting, and I expect better of you. Specifically, I expect some Goddamn iconagraphy that demonstrates what a pious fucker I am.
Also, you all wear white socks and sandals. Except Coyote, whose Welsh feet have no arches.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2013, 11:30:33 PM
....Here I am, a genuine Holy Man™, and you fuckers haven't made any icons of me since Payne and Cram did the Rain God thing.
Frankly, I find this lack of faith disgusting, and I expect better of you. Specifically, I expect some Goddamn iconagraphy that demonstrates what a pious fucker I am.
Also, you all wear white socks and sandals. Except Coyote, whose Welsh feet have no arches.
You know what? Let me finish this project for the competition I'm entering. I have another gessoboard... :lulz: I'll even gild the fuck out of it, for added Holy™.
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2013, 11:51:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2013, 11:30:33 PM
....Here I am, a genuine Holy Man™, and you fuckers haven't made any icons of me since Payne and Cram did the Rain God thing.
Frankly, I find this lack of faith disgusting, and I expect better of you. Specifically, I expect some Goddamn iconagraphy that demonstrates what a pious fucker I am.
Also, you all wear white socks and sandals. Except Coyote, whose Welsh feet have no arches.
You know what? Let me finish this project for the competition I'm entering. I have another gessoboard... :lulz: I'll even gild the fuck out of it, for added Holy™.
:mittens:
I have 24 more sheets of composite gold leaf. This will have so much fucking Holy™ St. Peter himself is going to go blind from the gates.
(http://i472.photobucket.com/albums/rr86/Sheseala/Rogericon.png)
Something like this?
It needs to be a middle finger, clearly.
Can he be radiating hate like majesty?
I can see you guys are going to challenge the fuck out of me. :lulz:
If I ever get my glass painting project back up and running I'll have to do something with this. :lulz:
The Stabby Steel Middle Finger might count. It's a commission / Bday gift for Leln, so I can't show it off yet, but such physical manifestations of hate and loathing for fellow man ARE being made.
She did specifically ask for hollows on the blade. No fucking around here.
This is going to be awesome.
I'll see if I can come up with something.
Dear Roger,
Please send 1 quart of your precious ear wax, a skein of back-hair yarn, and 1 dry ounce toenail clippings. No reason.
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on September 10, 2013, 02:10:04 AM
(http://i472.photobucket.com/albums/rr86/Sheseala/Rogericon.png)
Something like this?
:lulz:
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 10, 2013, 04:10:57 AM
Dear Roger,
Please send 1 quart of your precious ear wax, a skein of back-hair yarn, and 1 dry ounce toenail clippings. No reason.
YOUR VOODOO CANNOT HELP ME, WOMAN! I NEED PILLS.
Quote from: Suu on September 09, 2013, 11:51:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2013, 11:30:33 PM
....Here I am, a genuine Holy Man™, and you fuckers haven't made any icons of me since Payne and Cram did the Rain God thing.
Frankly, I find this lack of faith disgusting, and I expect better of you. Specifically, I expect some Goddamn iconagraphy that demonstrates what a pious fucker I am.
Also, you all wear white socks and sandals. Except Coyote, whose Welsh feet have no arches.
You know what? Let me finish this project for the competition I'm entering. I have another gessoboard... :lulz: I'll even gild the fuck out of it, for added Holy™.
WOOOOOO!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2013, 04:18:47 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 10, 2013, 04:10:57 AM
Dear Roger,
Please send 1 quart of your precious ear wax, a skein of back-hair yarn, and 1 dry ounce toenail clippings. No reason.
YOUR VOODOO CANNOT HELP ME, WOMAN! I NEED PILLS.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FINISH MY ROGER SHRINE WITHOUT A ROGER STATUE? ALSO I DIDN'T EVEN ASK FOR ANY BODILY FLUIDS, YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL.
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 10, 2013, 04:27:37 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2013, 04:18:47 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 10, 2013, 04:10:57 AM
Dear Roger,
Please send 1 quart of your precious ear wax, a skein of back-hair yarn, and 1 dry ounce toenail clippings. No reason.
YOUR VOODOO CANNOT HELP ME, WOMAN! I NEED PILLS.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FINISH MY ROGER SHRINE WITHOUT A ROGER STATUE? ALSO I DIDN'T EVEN ASK FOR ANY BODILY FLUIDS, YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL.
Oh, I can spare all of THOSE that you want.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2013, 04:30:42 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 10, 2013, 04:27:37 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2013, 04:18:47 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 10, 2013, 04:10:57 AM
Dear Roger,
Please send 1 quart of your precious ear wax, a skein of back-hair yarn, and 1 dry ounce toenail clippings. No reason.
YOUR VOODOO CANNOT HELP ME, WOMAN! I NEED PILLS.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FINISH MY ROGER SHRINE WITHOUT A ROGER STATUE? ALSO I DIDN'T EVEN ASK FOR ANY BODILY FLUIDS, YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL.
Oh, I can spare all of THOSE that you want.
Careful what you wish for and what not....
The post office is going to hate me...
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 10, 2013, 04:40:39 AM
The post office is going to hate me...
Seriously, how many gallons are we talking, here?
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 10, 2013, 04:47:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2013, 04:46:11 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 10, 2013, 04:40:39 AM
The post office is going to hate me...
Seriously, how many gallons are we talking, here?
Three should do it for a couple months.
Okay, and as for the statue, just get a chia pet and paint an enraged look on its face.
Jenn made me into a chia pet once. Ask me for details. I dare ya.
GIVE ME DETAILS! I CAN TAKE IT!
... or maybe I should stop posting after bed time. I will probably regret this tomorrow.
I'm rusty as hell. This is as good as it gets in the time I had. I miss PSP. Gimp just doesn't compare.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/RAGEREVROGER_zps4cef27a8.jpg)
Classic Holy:
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y137/Stella01904/smilies/avvies/banners/rogbannereo0-1.jpg)
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y137/Stella01904/smilies/avvies/banners/lbsins.jpg)
Blast from past:
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-4mkrI0nkp9g/ToMgw7juEmI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/0Kd14eezYew/w690-h835-no/Roger+lightning.JPG)
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 10, 2013, 03:06:07 PM
Blast from past:
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-4mkrI0nkp9g/ToMgw7juEmI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/0Kd14eezYew/w690-h835-no/Roger+lightning.JPG)
:lulz:
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on September 10, 2013, 02:10:04 AM
(http://i472.photobucket.com/albums/rr86/Sheseala/Rogericon.png)
Something like this?
This is the template I'm going to use. I'll get the gilding done tomorrow.