Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2013, 06:37:19 PM

Title: How I Discordia.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2013, 06:37:19 PM
I Discordia with a traffic cone on my head, and my feet in a tray full of wallpaper paste.

You?
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on September 10, 2013, 06:38:22 PM
I Discordia with my face on backwards.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: LMNO on September 10, 2013, 06:45:52 PM
I Discordia IN MY PANCE.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on September 10, 2013, 06:52:20 PM
I discordia on the dancefloor.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 10, 2013, 06:54:55 PM
I Discordia in the river, naked.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: AFK on September 10, 2013, 06:56:10 PM
I Discordia only with a designated driver.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: President Television on September 10, 2013, 06:56:47 PM
I Discordia with my feet up and a shiteating grin.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: Kai on September 10, 2013, 07:21:08 PM
I Discordia with SCIENCE, in the lab, wearing a white coat.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: Suu on September 10, 2013, 08:55:54 PM
I Discordia in the shower, with Jesus as my copilot.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: Don Coyote on September 10, 2013, 09:19:12 PM
I Discordia <REDACTED>

Duh fuck...I Discordia <REDACTED>

:argh!:
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 10, 2013, 09:27:56 PM
I do my discordia with a lowercase D
'Cause respectful motherfuckers ain't got shit on me

Also I rhyme sometimes.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: Salty on September 10, 2013, 09:31:03 PM
I Discordia with glitter and bile.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: tarod on September 10, 2013, 09:31:35 PM
I Discordia the wrong way.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2013, 09:32:09 PM
Quote from: Alty on September 10, 2013, 09:31:03 PM
I Discordia with glitter and bile.

I can vouch for this.

:thisguy:
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 10, 2013, 09:48:10 PM
I discordia in widescreen and LOUD AS HELL.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2013, 09:49:11 PM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on September 10, 2013, 09:48:10 PM
I discordia in widescreen and LOUD AS HELL.

:mittens:
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 10, 2013, 09:58:30 PM
I discordia to the bank and concordia back home again.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on September 10, 2013, 10:01:16 PM
I discørdiå. Every dæi.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 10, 2013, 10:03:44 PM
I Discordia at 85 miles per hour until I hit the end of the world. Then I take it to the other side and do it again.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2013, 10:08:30 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 10, 2013, 10:03:44 PM
I Discordia at 85 miles per hour until I hit the end of the world. Then I take it to the other side and do it again.

Quote from: Hal KetchumBobby told Lucy, "The world ain't round...
Drops off sharp at the edge of town
Lucy, you know the world must be flat
'Cause when people leave town, they never come back"
They go ninety miles an hour to the city limits sign
Put the pedal to the metal 'fore they chage their mind
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 12:33:20 AM
I Discordia at inadvisable RPMs and then stand up too fast.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on September 11, 2013, 12:35:16 AM
I discordia twice daily in public places.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 12:35:28 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 12:33:20 AM
I Discordia at inadvisable RPMs and then stand up too fast.

You are a hat.  You don't have legs.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 12:55:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 12:35:28 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 12:33:20 AM
I Discordia at inadvisable RPMs and then stand up too fast.

You are a hat.  You don't have legs.

It is tricky, I admit.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on September 11, 2013, 12:56:34 AM
I Discordia so much I can't stop barking.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 01:12:19 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 12:55:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 12:35:28 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 12:33:20 AM
I Discordia at inadvisable RPMs and then stand up too fast.

You are a hat.  You don't have legs.

It is tricky, I admit.

This is what happens when I don't keep things under control.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/Photos/Me/Photo854_zpse894d383.jpg)   (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/Hat3.jpg)

            THIS IS WHY I AM IN CONTROL!                                      Much better-er.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on September 11, 2013, 01:33:02 AM
I DON'T DISCORDIA AT ALL AND THAT'S HOW I DISCORDIA
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 01:44:26 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 01:12:19 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 12:55:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 12:35:28 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 12:33:20 AM
I Discordia at inadvisable RPMs and then stand up too fast.

You are a hat.  You don't have legs.

It is tricky, I admit.

This is what happens when I don't keep things under control.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/Photos/Me/Photo854_zpse894d383.jpg)   (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/Hat3.jpg)

            THIS IS WHY I AM IN CONTROL!                                      Much better-er.

I don't see why you seem to have such a poor self image.  I like that pic.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: Richter on September 11, 2013, 01:44:53 AM
I discordia in public and get disproving glances from breastfeeding mothers
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 11, 2013, 01:54:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2013, 10:08:30 PM
Quote from: Facemeat on September 10, 2013, 10:03:44 PM
I Discordia at 85 miles per hour until I hit the end of the world. Then I take it to the other side and do it again.

Quote from: Hal KetchumBobby told Lucy, "The world ain't round...
Drops off sharp at the edge of town
Lucy, you know the world must be flat
'Cause when people leave town, they never come back"
They go ninety miles an hour to the city limits sign
Put the pedal to the metal 'fore they chage their mind

:lol: Yes.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 11, 2013, 01:55:24 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 01:12:19 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 12:55:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 12:35:28 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 12:33:20 AM
I Discordia at inadvisable RPMs and then stand up too fast.

You are a hat.  You don't have legs.

It is tricky, I admit.

This is what happens when I don't keep things under control.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/Photos/Me/Photo854_zpse894d383.jpg)   (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/Hat3.jpg)

            THIS IS WHY I AM IN CONTROL!                                      Much better-er.

You are cute! And you have mermaid hair.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 01:55:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 01:44:26 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 01:12:19 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 12:55:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 12:35:28 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 12:33:20 AM
I Discordia at inadvisable RPMs and then stand up too fast.

You are a hat.  You don't have legs.

It is tricky, I admit.

This is what happens when I don't keep things under control.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/Photos/Me/Photo854_zpse894d383.jpg)   (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/Hat3.jpg)

            THIS IS WHY I AM IN CONTROL!                                      Much better-er.

I don't see why you seem to have such a poor self image.  I like that pic.

My self-image is fine. The hair gets in the way and tickles like crazy. It's super baby fine and wispy. So, you know, breathing makes it fly into my eyeballs.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: Cramulus on September 11, 2013, 02:07:54 AM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/cramulusidiscordia.png)
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 11, 2013, 02:09:07 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 11, 2013, 02:07:54 AM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/cramulusidiscordia.png)

:lulz:
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 02:22:23 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 01:55:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 01:44:26 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 01:12:19 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 12:55:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 12:35:28 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 12:33:20 AM
I Discordia at inadvisable RPMs and then stand up too fast.

You are a hat.  You don't have legs.

It is tricky, I admit.

This is what happens when I don't keep things under control.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/Photos/Me/Photo854_zpse894d383.jpg)   (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/Hat3.jpg)

            THIS IS WHY I AM IN CONTROL!                                      Much better-er.

I don't see why you seem to have such a poor self image.  I like that pic.

My self-image is fine. The hair gets in the way and tickles like crazy. It's super baby fine and wispy. So, you know, breathing makes it fly into my eyeballs.

Well, no, I meant a couple of comments you made a long time ago.

And I have the same problem, only not on my face.  And it's not wispy.  It's like God rolled me in glue and threw me in a box full of steel wool.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 03:07:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 02:22:23 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 01:55:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 01:44:26 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 01:12:19 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 12:55:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 12:35:28 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 12:33:20 AM
I Discordia at inadvisable RPMs and then stand up too fast.

You are a hat.  You don't have legs.

It is tricky, I admit.

This is what happens when I don't keep things under control.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/Photos/Me/Photo854_zpse894d383.jpg)   (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/Hat3.jpg)

            THIS IS WHY I AM IN CONTROL!                                      Much better-er.

I don't see why you seem to have such a poor self image.  I like that pic.

My self-image is fine. The hair gets in the way and tickles like crazy. It's super baby fine and wispy. So, you know, breathing makes it fly into my eyeballs.

Well, no, I meant a couple of comments you made a long time ago.

And I have the same problem, only not on my face.  And it's not wispy.  It's like God rolled me in glue and threw me in a box full of steel wool.

Oh. Ok.

I cannot imagine that being comfortable. But hey, built-in body armor.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 03:11:08 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 03:07:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 02:22:23 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 01:55:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 01:44:26 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 01:12:19 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 12:55:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 12:35:28 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 12:33:20 AM
I Discordia at inadvisable RPMs and then stand up too fast.

You are a hat.  You don't have legs.

It is tricky, I admit.

This is what happens when I don't keep things under control.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/Photos/Me/Photo854_zpse894d383.jpg)   (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/Hat3.jpg)

            THIS IS WHY I AM IN CONTROL!                                      Much better-er.

I don't see why you seem to have such a poor self image.  I like that pic.

My self-image is fine. The hair gets in the way and tickles like crazy. It's super baby fine and wispy. So, you know, breathing makes it fly into my eyeballs.

Well, no, I meant a couple of comments you made a long time ago.

And I have the same problem, only not on my face.  And it's not wispy.  It's like God rolled me in glue and threw me in a box full of steel wool.

Oh. Ok.

I cannot imagine that being comfortable. But hey, built-in body armor.

It's like having the entire world stab you with stiff paintbrushes all the time forever.

It's where my sweet disposition comes from.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 03:14:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 03:11:08 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 03:07:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 02:22:23 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 01:55:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 01:44:26 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 01:12:19 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 12:55:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 12:35:28 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 12:33:20 AM
I Discordia at inadvisable RPMs and then stand up too fast.

You are a hat.  You don't have legs.

It is tricky, I admit.

This is what happens when I don't keep things under control.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/Photos/Me/Photo854_zpse894d383.jpg)   (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/Hat3.jpg)

            THIS IS WHY I AM IN CONTROL!                                      Much better-er.

I don't see why you seem to have such a poor self image.  I like that pic.

My self-image is fine. The hair gets in the way and tickles like crazy. It's super baby fine and wispy. So, you know, breathing makes it fly into my eyeballs.

Well, no, I meant a couple of comments you made a long time ago.

And I have the same problem, only not on my face.  And it's not wispy.  It's like God rolled me in glue and threw me in a box full of steel wool.

Oh. Ok.

I cannot imagine that being comfortable. But hey, built-in body armor.

It's like having the entire world stab you with stiff paintbrushes all the time forever.

It's where my sweet disposition comes from.

Every razor-edged bristle is dusted with sugar and topped with a dollop of sunshine.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 03:16:11 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 03:14:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 03:11:08 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 03:07:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 02:22:23 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 01:55:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 01:44:26 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 01:12:19 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 12:55:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 12:35:28 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 12:33:20 AM
I Discordia at inadvisable RPMs and then stand up too fast.

You are a hat.  You don't have legs.

It is tricky, I admit.

This is what happens when I don't keep things under control.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/Photos/Me/Photo854_zpse894d383.jpg)   (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/Hat3.jpg)

            THIS IS WHY I AM IN CONTROL!                                      Much better-er.

I don't see why you seem to have such a poor self image.  I like that pic.

My self-image is fine. The hair gets in the way and tickles like crazy. It's super baby fine and wispy. So, you know, breathing makes it fly into my eyeballs.

Well, no, I meant a couple of comments you made a long time ago.

And I have the same problem, only not on my face.  And it's not wispy.  It's like God rolled me in glue and threw me in a box full of steel wool.

Oh. Ok.

I cannot imagine that being comfortable. But hey, built-in body armor.

It's like having the entire world stab you with stiff paintbrushes all the time forever.

It's where my sweet disposition comes from.

Every razor-edged bristle is dusted with sugar and topped with a dollop of sunshine.

THAT'S MY LIFE!  SUGAR AND SUNSHINE!

AND I'VE SHAT MYSELF.  LAST WEEK.  JUST FINDING OUT NOW.

TGRR,
HAIR COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 03:26:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 03:16:11 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 03:14:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 03:11:08 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 03:07:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 02:22:23 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 01:55:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 01:44:26 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 01:12:19 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 12:55:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 12:35:28 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 12:33:20 AM
I Discordia at inadvisable RPMs and then stand up too fast.

You are a hat.  You don't have legs.

It is tricky, I admit.

This is what happens when I don't keep things under control.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/Photos/Me/Photo854_zpse894d383.jpg)   (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/Hat3.jpg)

            THIS IS WHY I AM IN CONTROL!                                      Much better-er.

I don't see why you seem to have such a poor self image.  I like that pic.

My self-image is fine. The hair gets in the way and tickles like crazy. It's super baby fine and wispy. So, you know, breathing makes it fly into my eyeballs.

Well, no, I meant a couple of comments you made a long time ago.

And I have the same problem, only not on my face.  And it's not wispy.  It's like God rolled me in glue and threw me in a box full of steel wool.

Oh. Ok.

I cannot imagine that being comfortable. But hey, built-in body armor.

It's like having the entire world stab you with stiff paintbrushes all the time forever.

It's where my sweet disposition comes from.

Every razor-edged bristle is dusted with sugar and topped with a dollop of sunshine.

THAT'S MY LIFE!  SUGAR AND SUNSHINE!

AND I'VE SHAT MYSELF.  LAST WEEK.  JUST FINDING OUT NOW.

TGRR,
HAIR COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL.

I think my hair really just wants to hug my eyeballs. And my glasses. Hug them so tight and never, ever let go. Hug every doorknob, protruding object, and car door. Just hug everything until everything stops moving. It's like being hugged with fine piano wire.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on September 11, 2013, 03:43:54 PM
I DISCORDIA AT ANYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE THEY DESERVE IT  :evil:
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 11, 2013, 06:32:03 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 03:26:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 03:16:11 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 03:14:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 03:11:08 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 03:07:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 02:22:23 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 01:55:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 01:44:26 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 01:12:19 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 12:55:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2013, 12:35:28 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 11, 2013, 12:33:20 AM
I Discordia at inadvisable RPMs and then stand up too fast.

You are a hat.  You don't have legs.

It is tricky, I admit.

This is what happens when I don't keep things under control.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/Photos/Me/Photo854_zpse894d383.jpg)   (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/curiosity/Hat3.jpg)

            THIS IS WHY I AM IN CONTROL!                                      Much better-er.

I don't see why you seem to have such a poor self image.  I like that pic.

My self-image is fine. The hair gets in the way and tickles like crazy. It's super baby fine and wispy. So, you know, breathing makes it fly into my eyeballs.

Well, no, I meant a couple of comments you made a long time ago.

And I have the same problem, only not on my face.  And it's not wispy.  It's like God rolled me in glue and threw me in a box full of steel wool.

Oh. Ok.

I cannot imagine that being comfortable. But hey, built-in body armor.

It's like having the entire world stab you with stiff paintbrushes all the time forever.

It's where my sweet disposition comes from.

Every razor-edged bristle is dusted with sugar and topped with a dollop of sunshine.

THAT'S MY LIFE!  SUGAR AND SUNSHINE!

AND I'VE SHAT MYSELF.  LAST WEEK.  JUST FINDING OUT NOW.

TGRR,
HAIR COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL.

I think my hair really just wants to hug my eyeballs. And my glasses. Hug them so tight and never, ever let go. Hug every doorknob, protruding object, and car door. Just hug everything until everything stops moving. It's like being hugged with fine piano wire.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: I love this whole conversation.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: Richter on September 11, 2013, 10:24:56 PM
I Discordia for more than 4 hours without consulting my physician.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: Aucoq on September 11, 2013, 10:31:43 PM
I Discordia like nobody's watching.
Title: Re: How I Discordia.
Post by: tarod on September 12, 2013, 05:24:59 AM
Quote from: Richter on September 11, 2013, 10:24:56 PM
I Discordia for more than 4 hours without consulting my physician.

:lulz: