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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 12, 2013, 03:06:13 AM

Title: ATTN : CUDDLEFISH
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 12, 2013, 03:06:13 AM
I found your day job. (http://www.amazon.com/Someone-Cuttlefish-Shapeshifter-Erotica-ebook/dp/B0087PTMW2/ref=sr_1_6?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1378919347&sr=1-6&keywords=cuttlefish)

(http://img2.imagesbn.com/p/2940014725279_p0_v1_s260x420.JPG)

Writing gay shapeshifting cuttlefish romance novels. For shame, sir. For shame.



ETA: Save all that fabulous for BIP2013 :P

Title: Re: ATTN : CUDDLEFISH
Post by: Suu on September 12, 2013, 03:08:35 AM
DIS GUY BLEW ME OFF FOR COFFEE AFTER CLASS :crankey:
Title: Re: ATTN : CUDDLEFISH
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 12, 2013, 04:07:33 AM
Had to write the new chapter. Cuttlefish shapeshifter gay erotica doesn't write itself!
Title: Re: ATTN : CUDDLEFISH
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on September 12, 2013, 04:10:00 AM
WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WHERE'S THE LESBIAN CUTTLEFISH ROMANCE NOVELS?

THAT'S WHY I NEED FEMINISM!
Title: Re: ATTN : CUDDLEFISH
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 12, 2013, 04:21:12 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 12, 2013, 04:10:00 AM
WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WHERE'S THE LESBIAN CUTTLEFISH ROMANCE NOVELS?

THAT'S WHY I NEED FEMINISM!

EVERYONE KNOWS CUTTLEFISH ARE MANLY! WOMEN GET KITSUNE! (http://www.amazon.com/Kitsune-Shapeshifter-lesbian-erotica-ebook/dp/B00C2UA718)
Title: Re: ATTN : CUDDLEFISH
Post by: Kai on September 12, 2013, 04:24:12 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 12, 2013, 04:21:12 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 12, 2013, 04:10:00 AM
WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WHERE'S THE LESBIAN CUTTLEFISH ROMANCE NOVELS?

THAT'S WHY I NEED FEMINISM!

EVERYONE KNOWS CUTTLEFISH ARE MANLY! WOMEN GET KITSUNE! (http://www.amazon.com/Kitsune-Shapeshifter-lesbian-erotica-ebook/dp/B00C2UA718)

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN : CUDDLEFISH
Post by: Cuddlefish on September 12, 2013, 04:30:13 AM
I... Umm... Well, shit.

Was NOT expecting this... I got nothin'  :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN : CUDDLEFISH
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 12, 2013, 04:33:52 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on September 12, 2013, 04:30:13 AM
I... Umm... Well, shit.

Was NOT expecting this... I got nothin'  :lulz:

I knew it was you as soon as I saw "Someone to Cuttle". Really, CUDDLEfish? :P
Title: Re: ATTN : CUDDLEFISH
Post by: Cuddlefish on September 12, 2013, 04:36:44 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 12, 2013, 04:33:52 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on September 12, 2013, 04:30:13 AM
I... Umm... Well, shit.

Was NOT expecting this... I got nothin'  :lulz:

I knew it was you as soon as I saw "Someone to Cuttle". Really, CUDDLEfish? :P

I was going for irony when I changed my screen name to Cuddlefish (on account that I am not cuddly. Y'know, just how little John wasn't little)... I should have figured that was a bad idea...
Title: Re: ATTN : CUDDLEFISH
Post by: Cuddlefish on September 12, 2013, 04:37:44 AM
Though, bad idea or not, I'M STICKING WITH IT!!!!!/primate/tothewall
Title: Re: ATTN : CUDDLEFISH
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 12, 2013, 04:42:21 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on September 12, 2013, 04:36:44 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 12, 2013, 04:33:52 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on September 12, 2013, 04:30:13 AM
I... Umm... Well, shit.

Was NOT expecting this... I got nothin'  :lulz:

I knew it was you as soon as I saw "Someone to Cuttle". Really, CUDDLEfish? :P

I was going for irony when I changed my screen name to Cuddlefish (on account that I am not cuddly. Y'know, just how little John wasn't little)... I should have figured that was a bad idea...

Irony only gets you so far. Apparently shapeshifter gay erotica gets you the rest of the way.  :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN : CUDDLEFISH
Post by: Cuddlefish on September 12, 2013, 04:45:14 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 12, 2013, 04:42:21 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on September 12, 2013, 04:36:44 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 12, 2013, 04:33:52 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on September 12, 2013, 04:30:13 AM
I... Umm... Well, shit.

Was NOT expecting this... I got nothin'  :lulz:

I knew it was you as soon as I saw "Someone to Cuttle". Really, CUDDLEfish? :P

I was going for irony when I changed my screen name to Cuddlefish (on account that I am not cuddly. Y'know, just how little John wasn't little)... I should have figured that was a bad idea...

Irony only gets you so far. Apparently shapeshifter gay erotica gets you the rest of the way.  :lulz:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: I suppose I could teach the Providence hipsters a thing or two with that bit of advice.
Title: Re: ATTN : CUDDLEFISH
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 12, 2013, 04:46:02 AM
Oh shit. I can see that going horribly, horrbily awry.  :lulz: :horrormirth:

DO IT!
Title: Re: ATTN : CUDDLEFISH
Post by: Cuddlefish on September 12, 2013, 04:49:37 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 12, 2013, 04:46:02 AM
Oh shit. I can see that going horribly, horrbily awry.  :lulz: :horrormirth:

DO IT!

Horribly awry in THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY!

Title: Re: ATTN : CUDDLEFISH
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on September 12, 2013, 02:29:26 PM
OMG THE REVIEWS:

http://www.amazon.com/review/R3I5ZSIEEF9KN9/ref=cm_cr_dp_title?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B0087PTMW2&channel=detail-glance&nodeID=283155&store=books
Title: Re: ATTN : CUDDLEFISH
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 12, 2013, 10:34:10 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 12, 2013, 02:29:26 PM
OMG THE REVIEWS:

http://www.amazon.com/review/R3I5ZSIEEF9KN9/ref=cm_cr_dp_title?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B0087PTMW2&channel=detail-glance&nodeID=283155&store=books

:lulz: :horrormirth: :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN : CUDDLEFISH
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 13, 2013, 02:19:22 AM
 :lulz: This is great!
Title: Re: ATTN : CUDDLEFISH
Post by: Cuddlefish on September 13, 2013, 02:21:34 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 12, 2013, 02:29:26 PM
OMG THE REVIEWS:

http://www.amazon.com/review/R3I5ZSIEEF9KN9/ref=cm_cr_dp_title?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B0087PTMW2&channel=detail-glance&nodeID=283155&store=books

QuoteAnd do him they do! What follows can only be described as the Citizen Kane of erotica.
Title: Re: ATTN : CUDDLEFISH
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 13, 2013, 02:23:57 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 12, 2013, 02:29:26 PM
OMG THE REVIEWS:

http://www.amazon.com/review/R3I5ZSIEEF9KN9/ref=cm_cr_dp_title?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B0087PTMW2&channel=detail-glance&nodeID=283155&store=books

It occurred to me for a split second that "Herschel McLeod" *might* be one of Takei's alts.
I mean...that was just too much AWESOME.  :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN : CUDDLEFISH
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 13, 2013, 03:30:10 AM
http://www.amazon.com/Hedging-Paranormal-Shifter-Romance-ebook/dp/B00CA7RLMQ/ref=pd_rhf_cr_s_cp_4_E1BD?ie=UTF8&refRID=0GF4EMQ2XMJQVJMY58D7

(http://img1.imagesbn.com/p/2940016662312_p0_v1_s260x420.JPG)

Which one of you is responsible for THIS?

Now I've got images of a fox/hedgehog/cuttlefish menage trios thing going on . . .
Title: Re: ATTN : CUDDLEFISH
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 13, 2013, 03:32:54 AM
Found Roger.

(https://ebooks-imgs.eb.sonynei.com/product/400/000/000/000/000/536/161/400000000000000536161_s4.jpg)