Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on September 16, 2013, 10:10:48 PM

Title: Passengers in helicopter shoot a junked car in RI, think they're in Texas.
Post by: Suu on September 16, 2013, 10:10:48 PM
http://www.turnto10.com/story/23444407/armed-men-in-helicopter-fire-on-junk-car-in-ri#.Ujdx-VuRy_8.facebook

QuoteCHARLESTOWN, R.I. -

Police in Rhode Island have questioned a helicopter pilot after several passengers fired semi-automatic guns from the air, using a junked car as target practice.

The Westerly Sun reports Charlestown Police received a report Sunday afternoon of men firing semi-automatic pistols and rifles from a low-flying helicopter. The men were shooting at a junk car on a gravel bank in a semi-rural area.

The helicopter had landed by the time an officer arrived. The pilot told the officer that he knew of people in Texas who had "done the same thing."

The officer reminded the pilot that he was in Rhode Island and not Texas.

Police Chief Jeffrey Allen says while he has concerns about the men's actions, they were on private property and didn't violate any state laws.

Sometimes, I love my fucked up little state.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Passengers in helicopter shoot a junked car in RI, think they're in Texas.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 16, 2013, 10:37:00 PM
Oh dear lord.
Title: Re: Passengers in helicopter shoot a junked car in RI, think they're in Texas.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on September 17, 2013, 05:21:05 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YES YES OH GOD YES!
Title: Re: Passengers in helicopter shoot a junked car in RI, think they're in Texas.
Post by: Suu on September 17, 2013, 01:27:22 PM
"I saw somebody in another state 2000 miles away do it, so we did it too!"

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

That explains Rhode Island to a T, by the way. Only usually we try to emulate Massachusetts or New York EXCEPT when it comes to gun laws, then we pretend we're New Hampshire.