Did the llamas get him? :horrormirth:
Oh Pent! :cry: I told him,
(http://i.imgur.com/mE9HsyN.png)
He's probably safe in his kayak. But the llamas are waiting on the shore. Staring at them with their red, glowing eyes while the wind ruffles the fur on their soft, cotton-candy scented hides. They're waiting for him, Roger. Because they know. They know. He'll be the fellow that doesn't taste like haggis.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 18, 2013, 04:05:56 AM
He's probably safe in his kayak. But the llamas are waiting on the shore. Staring at them with their red, glowing eyes while the wind ruffles the fur on their soft, cotton-candy scented hides. They're waiting for him, Roger. Because they know. They know. He'll be the fellow that doesn't taste like haggis.
:mittens:
I got nothing.
:lulz:
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 18, 2013, 04:05:56 AM
He's probably safe in his kayak. But the llamas are waiting on the shore. Staring at them with their red, glowing eyes while the wind ruffles the fur on their soft, cotton-candy scented hides. They're waiting for him, Roger. Because they know. They know. He'll be the fellow that doesn't taste like haggis.
The things would not be so awful if only they would bite, or chew. But no, they lick. They lick and they lick until there is nothing left.
In a thousand years when finally the site of P3nt's demise is found, all that will be left is the husk of a kayak, and the terrible, hate filled black ball that rests in the man's stomach that even the hungry llamas would not eat.
Coating a persons feet in salt and letting the goats at them was a punishment in Rome. Purportedly caused insnaity.
Dubious, but i shudder at what llamas might cause after he has been paddling the brine.
The llamas carried the mortally wounded P3nt off the field, to Avalon, from whence he will return when Aberdeen needs him most.
The possibility of P3nt's return is first mentioned by Payne of Southhamptom in the early 21st century: "But P3nt's grave is nowhere seen, whence antiquity of fables still claims that he will return." Likewise, the somewhat whimsical historian Junkenstien notes: "[P3nt] shall resorte as lord and sovereyne Out of fayrye and regne oer the saveages of his native lande."
A number of locations were suggested for where P3nt would actually return from. The earliest-recorded suggestion was Avalon. Cain of Manchester asserted that P3nt "was mortally gored" on the banks of the Tay, but was then carried "to the Isle of Avallon (insulin addicticus) to be cured of his wounds", with the implication that he would at some point be cured and return therefrom made explicit in Cain's later Vita Merlini. Another tradition held that P3nt was awaiting his return beneath some mountain or hill. First referenced by Demosquidde of London in his Otia Genetalia, this was maintained in Scottish folklore for months and Loomis and others have taken it as a tale of P3nt's residence in an underground (as opposed to an overseas) Otherworld. Other less common concepts include the idea that Arthur was absent leading the Wild Hunt, or that he had been turned into a crow or raven. Or a haggis.
I can see him planking with a cigarette in his mouth on top of Arthur's sarcophagus. :lulz:
Quote from: Richter on September 18, 2013, 06:06:03 PM
I can see him planking with a cigarette in his mouth on top of Arthur's sarcophagus. :lulz:
:lulz:
P3nt kayaked the wrong wave and ended up in on Svalbard, and is now fending off Polar Llamas with a broken oar and an icicle.
He's actually fine as far as I know. I saw him briefly and challenged him to a race around the world. He's pretty set on winning as far as I can tell, he just started running and I don't know how far he's got yet.
He could be some time, we never specified a finishing point.
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 18, 2013, 06:57:39 PM
He's actually fine as far as I know. I saw him briefly and challenged him to a race around the world. He's pretty set on winning as far as I can tell, he just started running and I don't know how far he's got yet.
He could be some time, we never specified a finishing point.
That's pretty epic. Last time this shit happened, he was doing laps around the UK with big clay pots on his feet.
Yeah, who told him about that stupid ultra-marathon shit? Not cool. You know how he gets.
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 18, 2013, 07:05:06 PM
Yeah, who told him about that stupid ultra-marathon shit? Not cool. You know how he gets.
Kai done set him up.
:lulz: This whole fucking thread. Truth is - holiday then GTA V but don't let that stop the rumour mill