I'm through with regging online to boards I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)
I want a shitty apartment on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play ballpipe in
And a king size keg
Big enough for ten spags plus me
(Yeah, so what you need?)
I need a PM box that's got no limit
And a tablet with a MS paint loaded in it
Gonna join the WOMP Cabal
with thirty-seven thousand pics
(Two girls, one cup)
I want a new subforum full of old regulars
My own admin button on my tool bar
Somewhere between ECH
And LMNO is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this account
For Spags and fame
I'd even cut my post count
And change my user name
'Cause we all just wanna be great big spags
And live in portland or Boston, going to Gay bars
The trolls come easy and the wifi comes cheap
We'll all stay stupid 'cause we just won't sleep
And we'll hang out in the Gayest bars
With the Frost Heaves and the other retards
Every good internet troll's gonna wind up there
Every angry feminist with her deadly stare
And well, hey, hey, I wanna be a Discordian
Hey, hey, I wanna be a Discordian
I wanna be great like Nixon without the hassels
Hire ECH and Richter who love to beat up assholes
Spout a rant or two
So I can eat my meals for free
(I'll have the quinoa, ha, ha)
I'm gonna dress my ass with in the 80s fashion
Get a front door key to TGRR's mansion
Gonna date a psychotic that loves
Her collection of teeth
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this account
For Spags and fame
I'd even cut my post count
And change my user name
'Cause we all just wanna be great big spags
And live in portland or Boston, going to Gay bars
The trolls come easy and the wifi comes cheap
We'll all stay stupid 'cause we just won't sleep
And we'll hang out in the Gayest bars
With the Frost Heaves and the other retards
Every good internet troll's gonna wind up there
Every angry feminist with her deadly stare
And we'll hide out in the chat rooms
With the latest dictionary of today's who's online
They'll get you anything with that dumbass smile
Everybody's got a 'frop dealer on speed dial
Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a Discordian
I'm gonna screech those rants that offend the censors
Gonna pop PILLS HERE from a Pez dispenser
Get bald-headed jackasses writin' all my rants
Shout 'em every night til I shit my pants...
I'm gonna trade this account
For Spags and fame
I'd even cut my post count
And change my user name
'Cause we all just wanna be great big spags
And live in portland or Boston, going to Gay bars
The trolls come easy and the wifi comes cheap
We'll all stay stupid 'cause we just won't sleep
And we'll hang out in the Gayest bars
With the Frost Heaves and the other retards
Every good internet troll's gonna wind up there
Every angry feminist with her deadly stare
And we'll hide out in the chat rooms
With the latest dictionary of today's who's online
They'll get you anything with that dumbass smile
Everybody's got a 'frop dealer on speed dial
Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a Discordian
Hey, hey, I wanna be a Discordian
(Not sorry.)
over 9000x better than the original.
That is BY FAR the best song Nickelback never wrote. :mittens:
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on October 02, 2013, 07:48:27 PM
That is BY FAR the best song Nickelback never wrote. :mittens:
Which is kind of like saying "the smartest kid on the shortbus". :lulz:
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on October 02, 2013, 07:48:27 PM
That is BY FAR the best song Nickelback never wrote. :mittens:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Is it a good thing I don't know which song this is?
The lyrics are great, though.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 02, 2013, 08:20:08 PM
Is it a good thing I don't know which song this is?
The lyrics are great, though.
Yes, Alphapance, it is a Good Thing
Shit I missed this too. :mittens:
That's the version they need to play on the radio. :mittens:
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 02, 2013, 07:49:58 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on October 02, 2013, 07:48:27 PM
That is BY FAR the best song Nickelback never wrote. :mittens:
Which is kind of like saying "the smartest kid on the shortbus". :lulz:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I missed this as well. :lulz:
:mittens:
and
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 02, 2013, 08:20:08 PM
Is it a good thing I don't know which song this is?
The lyrics are great, though.
A VERY good thing.
And if someday you do find out, I don't suggest searching for the video.
Unless you intend to splice it with that chicken-fucking gif.