Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 03, 2013, 03:43:56 AM

Title: Just think...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 03, 2013, 03:43:56 AM
Aliens 33 light years away are now enjoying Three's Company.

In another 33 years, I think things might get...interesting at SETI.
Title: Re: Just think...
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 03, 2013, 05:10:00 AM
Even if they blow up the earth RIGHT NOW for that, in another 33 years they'll get Storage Wars, Dog The Bounty Hunter...

Also: DAMMIT ROGER, YOU JUST MADE ME NOSTALGIC FOR SOME STUPID SHIT LIKE THREE'S COMPANY.  :argh!:
Title: Re: Just think...
Post by: Ben Shapiro on October 03, 2013, 05:43:07 AM
Mama's Family and Amen.
Title: Re: Just think...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 03, 2013, 07:28:16 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 03, 2013, 03:43:56 AM
Aliens 33 light years away are now enjoying Three's Company.

In another 33 years, I think things might get...interesting at SETI.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Just think...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 03, 2013, 07:28:43 AM
I can't wait until they see Breaking Bad!
Title: Re: Just think...
Post by: Reginald Ret on October 03, 2013, 09:17:25 AM
I imagine an armada of spaceships coming to destroy us, but every once in a while they receive something great so they turn back again. And then they receive some bad shit again and start our way again.
Title: Re: Just think...
Post by: Cain on October 03, 2013, 09:21:23 AM
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Title: Re: Just think...
Post by: Richter on October 03, 2013, 12:03:43 PM
Imthink they will either show up ready to nuke us for  re runs of The Honeymooners, or demanding the one episode of A Team they forgot to record.
Title: Re: Just think...
Post by: Reginald Ret on October 03, 2013, 12:11:57 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 03, 2013, 12:03:43 PM
Imthink they will either show up ready to nuke us for  re runs of The Honeymooners, or demanding the one episode of A Team they forgot to record.
Assuming sub-lightspeed travel.
They would get accelerated input when traveling to here, allowing a greater chance to encounter something worthwhile.
Once they found this worthwhile thing and decide not to kill us they start travelling away from us, thereby getting greatly decellerated input, this allows a lower chance of encountering something that again makes them want to genocide us.
So their are always spending more time going away from us per good item broadcasted than they are spending time coming to kill us for every bad broadcast. Since we are not dead yet we must be doing enough things right.