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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 04, 2013, 08:11:35 PM

Title: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 04, 2013, 08:11:35 PM
If yours has expired or simply isn't doing the job anymore, post ITT for a new one.
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: tarod on October 04, 2013, 08:14:28 PM
I don't have one yet.
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: Demolition Squid on October 04, 2013, 08:18:25 PM
Lay your blessing on me, holy man!
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: Aucoq on October 04, 2013, 08:19:04 PM
Holy Names Time is my favorite time of the year!  I'd love one.
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 04, 2013, 08:20:06 PM
Quote from: tarod on October 04, 2013, 08:14:28 PM
I don't have one yet.

Internet Mongol Terror Horde of Next Tuesday
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 04, 2013, 08:20:52 PM
Quote from: Demolition Squid on October 04, 2013, 08:18:25 PM
Lay your blessing on me, holy man!

Vast and Roaring Nipplebeast from the Dawn of Soho
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 04, 2013, 08:21:46 PM
Quote from: Aucoq on October 04, 2013, 08:19:04 PM
Holy Names Time is my favorite time of the year!  I'd love one.

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: LMNO on October 04, 2013, 08:23:51 PM
Need a new one!
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 04, 2013, 08:25:00 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 04, 2013, 08:23:51 PM
Need a new one!

Unregulated & Horribly Oily Piranha of the Dance Floor
Title: Re: Holy Names? Time
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 04, 2013, 08:25:55 PM
I seem to have reverted to my doktor form and ought to have a new one.
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: Aucoq on October 04, 2013, 08:26:40 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 04, 2013, 08:21:46 PM
Quote from: Aucoq on October 04, 2013, 08:19:04 PM
Holy Names Time is my favorite time of the year!  I'd love one.

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire

:lol:
Title: Re: Holy Names? Time
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 04, 2013, 08:26:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 04, 2013, 08:25:55 PM
I seem to have reverted to my doktor form and ought to have a new one.

Filthy Sex Jewel of the Mechanically-Recovered Meat Industry
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: Demolition Squid on October 04, 2013, 08:26:53 PM
I feel 169% more holy already! Thanks Roger!  :)
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 04, 2013, 08:27:36 PM
Quote from: Demolition Squid on October 04, 2013, 08:26:53 PM
I feel 169% more holy already! Thanks Roger!  :)

Just doin' my job, citizen subject.
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: tarod on October 04, 2013, 08:36:25 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 04, 2013, 08:20:06 PM
Quote from: tarod on October 04, 2013, 08:14:28 PM
I don't have one yet.

Internet Mongol Terror Horde of Next Tuesday
:lulz:
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 04, 2013, 08:45:56 PM
I'm always up for a new Holy Name.
Extra HORRIBLE(TM) on mine, please. Thanks.
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 04, 2013, 08:58:24 PM
Quote from: stelz on October 04, 2013, 08:45:56 PM
I'm always up for a new Holy Name.
Extra HORRIBLE(TM) on mine, please. Thanks.

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 04, 2013, 09:10:31 PM
I think mine ran out of juice.
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 04, 2013, 09:12:07 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 04, 2013, 09:10:31 PM
I think mine ran out of juice.

Lap-Top Confessional of Your Most Deranged Horrorbag Indulgences.
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 04, 2013, 11:08:02 PM
Hook me up!
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: Freeky on October 04, 2013, 11:09:06 PM
I need a new one!
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 04, 2013, 11:51:42 PM
Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on October 04, 2013, 11:08:02 PM
Hook me up!

ETA:  Wasn't very holy.  Trying again.

Tiny and Terrible Strap-On Fuckhorde of Tonight's Wrong Turn.
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 04, 2013, 11:52:38 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 04, 2013, 11:09:06 PM
I need a new one!

Motorized Clutchless Love Augur of Last Night's Faux Pas.
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 04, 2013, 11:54:16 PM
Mine got left out in the rain and has acquired a strange smell. I need some fresh Holy, plz.
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 04, 2013, 11:55:44 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on October 04, 2013, 11:54:16 PM
Mine got left out in the rain and has acquired a strange smell. I need some fresh Holy, plz.

Ejection Seat Party Hat Issuance Officer
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 04, 2013, 11:58:19 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 04, 2013, 11:55:44 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on October 04, 2013, 11:54:16 PM
Mine got left out in the rain and has acquired a strange smell. I need some fresh Holy, plz.

Ejection Seat Party Hat Issuance Officer

Yessssss!
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on October 05, 2013, 01:33:24 AM
I could use some HolyizingTM, my name has started making odd grinding noises like its gargling asphalt and marbles.
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2013, 02:12:08 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on October 05, 2013, 01:33:24 AM
I could use some HolyizingTM, my name has started making odd grinding noises like its gargling asphalt and marbles.

Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: Ben Shapiro on October 05, 2013, 02:34:25 AM
No mercy!
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 05, 2013, 03:18:28 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 04, 2013, 11:51:42 PM
Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on October 04, 2013, 11:08:02 PM
Hook me up!

ETA:  Wasn't very holy.  Trying again.

Tiny and Terrible Strap-On Fuckhorde of Tonight's Wrong Turn.

:lulz: I love it!
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2013, 06:27:59 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's His Bear on October 05, 2013, 02:34:25 AM
No mercy!

Terror-Inspiring Disease Weasel From Beyond The Grave.
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: EK WAFFLR on October 05, 2013, 12:02:25 PM
Mine hasn't been the same since that night.
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2013, 05:47:18 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on October 05, 2013, 12:02:25 PM
Mine hasn't been the same since that night.

Ambulatory Wildebeest of Inappropriate Waste Disposal
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: Don Coyote on October 05, 2013, 06:57:05 PM
I need some FUCKING HOLYR
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2013, 08:03:28 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on October 05, 2013, 06:57:05 PM
I need some FUCKING HOLYR

Gibbering Stomper of Yesterday's Aberrant Nutsack
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: Don Coyote on October 05, 2013, 08:14:04 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 05, 2013, 08:03:28 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on October 05, 2013, 06:57:05 PM
I need some FUCKING HOLYR

Gibbering Stomper of Yesterday's Aberrant Nutsack

Welll SHEEEEEIT

I've been something like that all morning.

DOUR is  violating causality to share the HolyTM and not just household appliances and building codes.
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 05, 2013, 10:21:52 PM
 :lulz: These are AMAZING.
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on October 06, 2013, 03:07:44 PM
HOLY pls!!
(http://dubsism.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/self-flagellation.jpg)
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 06, 2013, 03:09:08 PM
Jesus fuck that's a disturbing pic.
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on October 06, 2013, 03:10:04 PM
It's SFW. I should know - I have it as my desktop
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 06, 2013, 03:14:48 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 06, 2013, 03:10:04 PM
It's SFW. I should know - I have it as my desktop

I figured it was. It's just like, shit man...
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 06, 2013, 03:16:19 PM
Not shit man, you, shit man that guy.
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: EK WAFFLR on October 06, 2013, 05:36:48 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 05, 2013, 05:47:18 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on October 05, 2013, 12:02:25 PM
Mine hasn't been the same since that night.

Ambulatory Wildebeest of Inappropriate Waste Disposal

Fuck. Yesssss
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2013, 02:20:56 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 06, 2013, 03:07:44 PM
HOLY pls!!
(http://dubsism.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/self-flagellation.jpg)

Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 07, 2013, 02:22:14 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 04, 2013, 08:58:24 PM
Quote from: stelz on October 04, 2013, 08:45:56 PM
I'm always up for a new Holy Name.
Extra HORRIBLE(TM) on mine, please. Thanks.

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

That's BEYOND HORRIBLE.
I'll take it! Thanks!  :) :) :)
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: Junkenstein on October 07, 2013, 12:12:02 PM
I could use a fresh one. This one has stuff growing on it.
Title: Re: Holy Names™ Time
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2013, 02:04:31 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 07, 2013, 12:12:02 PM
I could use a fresh one. This one has stuff growing on it.

Stoat-Banging One-Man Party Horde of the Midland's Demise.