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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on October 06, 2013, 01:16:09 AM

Title: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on October 06, 2013, 01:16:09 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wE3fmFTtP9g (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wE3fmFTtP9g)
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 06, 2013, 01:27:03 AM
 :lulz: Well shit. They can RUN now, too.
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: Don Coyote on October 06, 2013, 01:40:30 AM
This is why we need to be nice.Otherwise they will hunt us down and wear our hides.
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2013, 02:15:00 AM
Kill it with fire.
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 06, 2013, 02:19:02 AM
Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on October 06, 2013, 02:15:00 AM
Kill it with fire.

APPEARS TO HAVE COMBUSTION ENGINE.

LIVES ON FIRE. MUST FIND ALTERNATIVE.
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: Don Coyote on October 06, 2013, 02:30:30 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on October 06, 2013, 02:19:02 AM
Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on October 06, 2013, 02:15:00 AM
Kill it with fire.

APPEARS TO HAVE COMBUSTION ENGINE.

LIVES ON FIRE. MUST FIND ALTERNATIVE.

YOU NO HAVE NO TIME TO SURVIVE

Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: Salty on October 06, 2013, 03:45:33 AM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 06, 2013, 02:15:00 AM
Kill it with fire.

I can see hordes of these things, fully outfitted with an arsenal of peace keeping tools, making sure no one misses curfew. I just hope I can get a job controlling one.
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2013, 04:23:47 AM
WHIRLY BLADES.

EVERYONE SHITTING THEMSELVES AT THE SOUND OF A MOPED.
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2013, 04:36:01 AM
There's no flamethrower.

I feel ripped off.

BUT...It occurs to me that if they build 4 more of them, they can combine into Voltron.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: Don Coyote on October 06, 2013, 04:59:53 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 06, 2013, 04:36:01 AM
There's no flamethrower.

I feel ripped off.

BUT...It occurs to me that if they build 4 more of them, they can combine into Voltron.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

Um...


Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 06, 2013, 04:36:01 AM
if they build 4 more of them, they can combine into Voltron.

That will be my god.
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 06, 2013, 05:01:30 AM
It's only a matter of time before someone puts an AI in one of those things, and gives it hands. Then we're all fucked forever.
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: Salty on October 06, 2013, 07:26:28 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 06, 2013, 04:36:01 AM
There's no flamethrower.

I feel ripped off.

BUT...It occurs to me that if they build 4 more of them, they can combine into Voltron.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

:fap:
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: Forsooth on October 06, 2013, 11:30:12 AM
a different one from them

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptyV1cpE14o

its not a flamethower, but technically is still a weapon
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2013, 03:04:15 AM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 06, 2013, 05:01:30 AM
It's only a matter of time before someone puts an AI in one of those things, and gives it hands. Then we're all fucked forever.

Dear Lord, I hope so.

I, for one, welcome our new robotic overlords.
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: LMNO on October 07, 2013, 03:32:41 PM
Why do people insist on turning the movie Screamers into real-life shit?
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 07, 2013, 03:56:27 PM
Have you seen this charming fellow? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD6Okylclb8
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: Cain on October 07, 2013, 06:52:15 PM
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Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: LMNO on October 07, 2013, 07:05:31 PM
"Nothing to hide, nothing to fear, citizen."
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 07, 2013, 07:08:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 07, 2013, 06:52:15 PM
I've already read about military procurement types being interested in these kind of robots, as drones for situations where UAVs cannot operate (mostly urban areas with significant cover).

I predict in 20 years, robodogs will be hunting down and eating pickpockets in the streets.

Farenheit 451.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: Reginald Ret on October 13, 2013, 12:09:39 AM
I vaguely remember a book with a rocketpropulsion cyborg guard dog in some cyberpunk setting, I just can't remember the book it was in. The concept terrifies me.
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 13, 2013, 04:17:17 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 07, 2013, 06:52:15 PM
I've already read about military procurement types being interested in these kind of robots, as drones for situations where UAVs cannot operate (mostly urban areas with significant cover).

I predict in 20 years, robodogs will be hunting down and eating pickpockets in the streets.

They're working on making them impervious to getting the shit kicked out of them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: Don Coyote on October 13, 2013, 04:19:29 AM
Quote from: stelz on October 13, 2013, 04:17:17 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 07, 2013, 06:52:15 PM
I've already read about military procurement types being interested in these kind of robots, as drones for situations where UAVs cannot operate (mostly urban areas with significant cover).

I predict in 20 years, robodogs will be hunting down and eating pickpockets in the streets.

They're working on making them impervious to getting the shit kicked out of them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww

And they are already weaponized.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptyV1cpE14o
We are fucked.
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 13, 2013, 04:24:38 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on October 13, 2013, 04:19:29 AM
Quote from: stelz on October 13, 2013, 04:17:17 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 07, 2013, 06:52:15 PM
I've already read about military procurement types being interested in these kind of robots, as drones for situations where UAVs cannot operate (mostly urban areas with significant cover).

I predict in 20 years, robodogs will be hunting down and eating pickpockets in the streets.

They're working on making them impervious to getting the shit kicked out of them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww

And they are already weaponized.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptyV1cpE14o
We are fucked.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Looks like something LBJ would commission.  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: Lord Cataplanga on October 13, 2013, 04:46:17 AM
Quote from: :regret: on October 13, 2013, 12:09:39 AM
I vaguely remember a book with a rocketpropulsion cyborg guard dog in some cyberpunk setting, I just can't remember the book it was in. The concept terrifies me.

Snow Crash is a book by Neal Stephenson that has some nuclear-powered cyborg dogs in it.
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: Reginald Ret on October 14, 2013, 12:09:36 PM
Quote from: Lord Cataplanga on October 13, 2013, 04:46:17 AM
Quote from: :regret: on October 13, 2013, 12:09:39 AM
I vaguely remember a book with a rocketpropulsion cyborg guard dog in some cyberpunk setting, I just can't remember the book it was in. The concept terrifies me.

Snow Crash is a book by Neal Stephenson that has some nuclear-powered cyborg dogs in it.
Thanks! I can't believe i forgot about Snow Crash.
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 14, 2013, 12:35:58 PM
Quote from: :regret: on October 14, 2013, 12:09:36 PM
Quote from: Lord Cataplanga on October 13, 2013, 04:46:17 AM
Quote from: :regret: on October 13, 2013, 12:09:39 AM
I vaguely remember a book with a rocketpropulsion cyborg guard dog in some cyberpunk setting, I just can't remember the book it was in. The concept terrifies me.

Snow Crash is a book by Neal Stephenson that has some nuclear-powered cyborg dogs in it.
Thanks! I can't believe i forgot about Snow Crash.

Yeah, Snow Crash and also Gibson's book Neuromancer has cyborg dogs and Count Zero had a robotic assassin dog which had nearly killed the character Turner.
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2013, 04:32:05 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 14, 2013, 12:35:58 PM
Quote from: :regret: on October 14, 2013, 12:09:36 PM
Quote from: Lord Cataplanga on October 13, 2013, 04:46:17 AM
Quote from: :regret: on October 13, 2013, 12:09:39 AM
I vaguely remember a book with a rocketpropulsion cyborg guard dog in some cyberpunk setting, I just can't remember the book it was in. The concept terrifies me.

Snow Crash is a book by Neal Stephenson that has some nuclear-powered cyborg dogs in it.
Thanks! I can't believe i forgot about Snow Crash.

Yeah, Snow Crash and also Gibson's book Neuromancer has cyborg dogs and Count Zero had a robotic assassin dog which had nearly killed the character Turner.

Farenheit 451.  Hello.
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: Cain on October 14, 2013, 04:36:41 PM
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Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 15, 2013, 12:58:20 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 14, 2013, 04:32:05 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 14, 2013, 12:35:58 PM
Quote from: :regret: on October 14, 2013, 12:09:36 PM
Quote from: Lord Cataplanga on October 13, 2013, 04:46:17 AM
Quote from: :regret: on October 13, 2013, 12:09:39 AM
I vaguely remember a book with a rocketpropulsion cyborg guard dog in some cyberpunk setting, I just can't remember the book it was in. The concept terrifies me.

Snow Crash is a book by Neal Stephenson that has some nuclear-powered cyborg dogs in it.
Thanks! I can't believe i forgot about Snow Crash.

Yeah, Snow Crash and also Gibson's book Neuromancer has cyborg dogs and Count Zero had a robotic assassin dog which had nearly killed the character Turner.

Farenheit 451.  Hello.

Yep that too, though I don't usually think of it as cyberpunk, I should probably reconsider that classification.
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: Reginald Ret on October 15, 2013, 02:08:48 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 14, 2013, 04:32:05 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 14, 2013, 12:35:58 PM
Quote from: :regret: on October 14, 2013, 12:09:36 PM
Quote from: Lord Cataplanga on October 13, 2013, 04:46:17 AM
Quote from: :regret: on October 13, 2013, 12:09:39 AM
I vaguely remember a book with a rocketpropulsion cyborg guard dog in some cyberpunk setting, I just can't remember the book it was in. The concept terrifies me.

Snow Crash is a book by Neal Stephenson that has some nuclear-powered cyborg dogs in it.
Thanks! I can't believe i forgot about Snow Crash.

Yeah, Snow Crash and also Gibson's book Neuromancer has cyborg dogs and Count Zero had a robotic assassin dog which had nearly killed the character Turner.

Farenheit 451.  Hello.
I haven't read it yet.
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2013, 03:12:47 PM
Quote from: :regret: on October 15, 2013, 02:08:48 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 14, 2013, 04:32:05 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 14, 2013, 12:35:58 PM
Quote from: :regret: on October 14, 2013, 12:09:36 PM
Quote from: Lord Cataplanga on October 13, 2013, 04:46:17 AM
Quote from: :regret: on October 13, 2013, 12:09:39 AM
I vaguely remember a book with a rocketpropulsion cyborg guard dog in some cyberpunk setting, I just can't remember the book it was in. The concept terrifies me.

Snow Crash is a book by Neal Stephenson that has some nuclear-powered cyborg dogs in it.
Thanks! I can't believe i forgot about Snow Crash.

Yeah, Snow Crash and also Gibson's book Neuromancer has cyborg dogs and Count Zero had a robotic assassin dog which had nearly killed the character Turner.

Farenheit 451.  Hello.
I haven't read it yet.

You make me sad. :(
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: Reginald Ret on October 17, 2013, 12:18:24 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 15, 2013, 03:12:47 PM
Quote from: :regret: on October 15, 2013, 02:08:48 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 14, 2013, 04:32:05 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on October 14, 2013, 12:35:58 PM
Quote from: :regret: on October 14, 2013, 12:09:36 PM
Quote from: Lord Cataplanga on October 13, 2013, 04:46:17 AM
Quote from: :regret: on October 13, 2013, 12:09:39 AM
I vaguely remember a book with a rocketpropulsion cyborg guard dog in some cyberpunk setting, I just can't remember the book it was in. The concept terrifies me.

Snow Crash is a book by Neal Stephenson that has some nuclear-powered cyborg dogs in it.
Thanks! I can't believe i forgot about Snow Crash.

Yeah, Snow Crash and also Gibson's book Neuromancer has cyborg dogs and Count Zero had a robotic assassin dog which had nearly killed the character Turner.

Farenheit 451.  Hello.
I haven't read it yet.

You make me sad. :(
I also haven't read catch-22 or Erewhon. As a Utopia/Dystopia fanboy this makes me sad as well. :(
Title: Re: Apple's newest operating system
Post by: PopeSlag on October 21, 2013, 05:35:28 AM
Rodeos of the future are going to be outstanding. Ride'em, roboy!