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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Pere Ubu on October 09, 2013, 11:28:30 PM

Title: Split from Cheese Thread on account of stupid puns.
Post by: Pere Ubu on October 09, 2013, 11:28:30 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 09, 2013, 10:58:58 PM
Man I could go for a slice of cheese with some whipped cheese on top right now.

Gouda on you!
Title: Re: Re: MOTHERFUCKING CHEESE
Post by: EK WAFFLR on October 09, 2013, 11:30:23 PM
Quote from: Pere Ubu on October 09, 2013, 11:28:30 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 09, 2013, 10:58:58 PM
Man I could go for a slice of cheese with some whipped cheese on top right now.

Gouda on you!

(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/no-puns-please.png)
Title: Re: Re: MOTHERFUCKING CHEESE
Post by: AFK on October 09, 2013, 11:34:42 PM
Quote from: Pere Ubu on October 09, 2013, 11:28:30 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 09, 2013, 10:58:58 PM
Man I could go for a slice of cheese with some whipped cheese on top right now.

Gouda on you!

Hey, stop Jack-ing the thread! 

:argh!:
Title: Re: Re: MOTHERFUCKING CHEESE
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 10, 2013, 12:03:06 AM
Thread split on request, QG.
Title: Re: Re: MOTHERFUCKING CHEESE
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 10, 2013, 01:10:21 AM
burn them with fire, plz
Title: Re: Re: MOTHERFUCKING CHEESE
Post by: AFK on October 10, 2013, 01:47:35 AM
Hipsters!

:argh!:
Title: Re: Split from Cheese Thread on account of stupid puns.
Post by: Pere Ubu on October 10, 2013, 03:45:24 AM
Hey, that's the way the cheese... umm... splits.

Or something.

*crying* I THROW MYSELF ON THE MERCY OF THE COURT!!!
  :aaaah:
Title: Re: Split from Cheese Thread on account of stupid puns.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 10, 2013, 03:54:07 AM
Quote from: Pere Ubu on October 10, 2013, 03:45:24 AM

*crying* I THROW MYSELF ON THE MERCY OF THE COURT!!!
  :aaaah:

Where, exactly, do you think you are?   :lulz:
Title: Re: Split from Cheese Thread on account of stupid puns.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 10, 2013, 03:55:51 AM
This is why people, like myself, tend to cringe at puns.
Title: Re: Split from Cheese Thread on account of stupid puns.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on October 10, 2013, 03:58:52 AM
Also, I've decided that Pere Ubu has got a ways to go in my book.
Title: Re: Split from Cheese Thread on account of stupid puns.
Post by: Salty on October 10, 2013, 04:00:43 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 10, 2013, 03:58:52 AM
Also, I've decided that Pere Ubu has got a ways to go in my book.

Would you say he needs to AGE a little more, that he's not quite RIPE yet?

Alty,
:regret:
Title: Re: Split from Cheese Thread on account of stupid puns.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 10, 2013, 04:01:25 AM
Quote from: Alty on October 10, 2013, 04:00:43 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 10, 2013, 03:58:52 AM
Also, I've decided that Pere Ubu has got a ways to go in my book.

Would you say he needs to AGE a little more, that he's not quite RIPE yet?

Alty,
:regret:

KS,FB.
Title: Re: Split from Cheese Thread on account of stupid puns.
Post by: Salty on October 10, 2013, 04:06:02 AM
I know no KS,FB.
Title: Re: Split from Cheese Thread on account of stupid puns.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 10, 2013, 04:06:55 AM
Quote from: Alty on October 10, 2013, 04:06:02 AM
I know no KS,FB.

KILL SELF, FUCK BODY.
Title: Re: Split from Cheese Thread on account of stupid puns.
Post by: Salty on October 10, 2013, 04:09:06 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 10, 2013, 04:06:55 AM
Quote from: Alty on October 10, 2013, 04:06:02 AM
I know no KS,FB.

KILL SELF, FUCK BODY.

OH GOOD. LOLOLOLOL.

I'LL FUCK EVERYBODY'S SHIT UP.
        /
:rwhn:

Title: Re: Split from Cheese Thread on account of stupid puns.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 10, 2013, 04:09:59 AM
In MY day, it wasn't a proper suicide unless the victim fucked his own body.
Title: Re: Split from Cheese Thread on account of stupid puns.
Post by: Salty on October 10, 2013, 04:11:37 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 10, 2013, 04:09:59 AM
In MY day, it wasn't a proper suicide unless the victim fucked his own body.

Did everyone have rocks for genitals? Because that would make it easier.

Title: Re: Split from Cheese Thread on account of stupid puns.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 10, 2013, 04:14:50 AM
Quote from: Alty on October 10, 2013, 04:11:37 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 10, 2013, 04:09:59 AM
In MY day, it wasn't a proper suicide unless the victim fucked his own body.

Did everyone have rocks for genitals? Because that would make it easier.

Yes.  Granite, it was easier back then.
Title: Re: Split from Cheese Thread on account of stupid puns.
Post by: Salty on October 10, 2013, 04:16:05 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 10, 2013, 04:14:50 AM
Quote from: Alty on October 10, 2013, 04:11:37 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 10, 2013, 04:09:59 AM
In MY day, it wasn't a proper suicide unless the victim fucked his own body.

Did everyone have rocks for genitals? Because that would make it easier.

Yes.  Granite, it was easier back then.

...

...

:spittake:
Title: Re: Split from Cheese Thread on account of stupid puns.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 10, 2013, 04:17:02 AM
It's two puns for the price of one, here at Crazy Roger's House of SHUT UP.
Title: Re: Split from Cheese Thread on account of stupid puns.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on October 10, 2013, 05:16:05 AM
Lol this thread.
Title: Re: Split from Cheese Thread on account of stupid puns.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 10, 2013, 06:51:17 AM
No cheese in the Split from Cheese Thread on account of stupid puns thread.  :lol:
Title: Re: Split from Cheese Thread on account of stupid puns.
Post by: AFK on October 10, 2013, 11:04:00 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 10, 2013, 04:06:55 AM
Quote from: Alty on October 10, 2013, 04:06:02 AM
I know no KS,FB.

KILL SELF, FUCK BODY.


YOU LEAVE PROVOLONE!
Title: Re: Split from Cheese Thread on account of stupid puns.
Post by: Pere Ubu on October 10, 2013, 01:38:48 PM
Quote from: Be Kind, Please RWHNd on October 10, 2013, 11:04:00 AM
YOU LEAVE PROVOLONE!

Edam right, I'll leave Provolone.

I'll leave the whole state of Utah 'lone.