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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: AFK on October 11, 2013, 07:28:45 PM

Title: Split from US government shutdown. Miley Cyrus shit.
Post by: AFK on October 11, 2013, 07:28:45 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 11, 2013, 05:44:48 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 11, 2013, 05:33:38 PM
All the same, they blinked.

All I can picture is Boehner, snotty nosed and disheveled on the floor in the rotunda.

You mean, like he was hit with a Wrecking Ball?

Title: Re: Re: US government shutdown hilarity
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 11, 2013, 07:32:30 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 11, 2013, 07:28:45 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 11, 2013, 05:44:48 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 11, 2013, 05:33:38 PM
All the same, they blinked.

All I can picture is Boehner, snotty nosed and disheveled on the floor in the rotunda.

You mean, like he was hit with a Wrecking Ball?

Jesus Christ, you're WORSE than AKK.  :lol:
Title: Re: Re: US government shutdown hilarity
Post by: AFK on October 11, 2013, 07:34:53 PM
Calm down pops, it is what we call a, say it with me, joke.
Title: Re: Re: US government shutdown hilarity
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 11, 2013, 07:36:10 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 11, 2013, 07:34:53 PM
Calm down pops, it is what we call a, say it with me, joke.

Yes, like all the other jokes about the SAME DAMN THING in EVERY THREAD IN WHICH YOU POST.

:lulz:

I'm calling bullshit.  Your butthurt has reached and exceeded Dead Kennedy.  It may in fact be a new record.
Title: Re: Re: US government shutdown hilarity
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 11, 2013, 07:36:43 PM
And if the OP wants this passive-aggressive shit of RWHN's split, just fucking give a holler.
Title: Re: Split from US government shutdown. Miley Cyrus shit.
Post by: AFK on October 11, 2013, 08:08:15 PM
The butthurt lies with you Mr Dirty Uncle.

I'm as happy as can be.
Title: Re: Split from US government shutdown. Miley Cyrus shit.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 11, 2013, 08:22:32 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 11, 2013, 08:08:15 PM
The butthurt lies with you Mr Dirty Uncle.

I'm as happy as can be.
/
(http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/4363342/2/stock-photo-4363342-sad-clown.jpg)
Title: Re: Split from US government shutdown. Miley Cyrus shit.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 11, 2013, 08:41:34 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 11, 2013, 08:08:15 PM
The butthurt lies with you Mr Dirty Uncle.

I'm as happy as can be.

Yes, we all know you're REALLY HAPPY because you take every opportunity to tell us how REALLY HAPPY you are and how you STILL HAVE YOUR HAIR and you're REALLY HAPPY and NEW FIANCE and HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Split from US government shutdown. Miley Cyrus shit.
Post by: Cain on October 11, 2013, 08:43:52 PM
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Title: Re: Split from US government shutdown. Miley Cyrus shit.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on October 11, 2013, 09:26:05 PM
<3 thread
Title: Re: Split from US government shutdown. Miley Cyrus shit.
Post by: AFK on October 11, 2013, 09:40:41 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 11, 2013, 08:41:34 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 11, 2013, 08:08:15 PM
The butthurt lies with you Mr Dirty Uncle.

I'm as happy as can be.

Yes, we all know you're REALLY HAPPY because you take every opportunity to tell us how REALLY HAPPY you are and how you STILL HAVE YOUR HAIR and you're REALLY HAPPY and NEW FIANCE and HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY.

:lulz:

I have fabulous hair.  Don't be jelly.
Title: Re: Split from US government shutdown. Miley Cyrus shit.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 11, 2013, 09:42:28 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 11, 2013, 09:40:41 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 11, 2013, 08:41:34 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 11, 2013, 08:08:15 PM
The butthurt lies with you Mr Dirty Uncle.

I'm as happy as can be.

Yes, we all know you're REALLY HAPPY because you take every opportunity to tell us how REALLY HAPPY you are and how you STILL HAVE YOUR HAIR and you're REALLY HAPPY and NEW FIANCE and HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY.

:lulz:

I have fabulous hair.  Don't be jelly.

Your hair makes you look like a muppet.

Well, the shape of your face helps with that, too.

And it's painful to watch you try to use current slang.  Seriously.  Stick to jazz references.
Title: Re: Split from US government shutdown. Miley Cyrus shit.
Post by: AFK on October 11, 2013, 09:55:54 PM
Like, for real?
Title: Re: Split from US government shutdown. Miley Cyrus shit.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 11, 2013, 10:05:08 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 11, 2013, 09:55:54 PM
Like, for real?

Remember when you had some dignity?

Yeah, me neither.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Split from US government shutdown. Miley Cyrus shit.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 11, 2013, 10:19:05 PM
And just so everyone remembers, RWHN supports 8-11% more people being killed in car accidents.

http://pages.uoregon.edu/bchansen/MML_Alcohol_Consumption.pdf

Given his recent alliance (the one he bragged about) with big alcohol, I mean.

More children dying in twisted wrecks is what RWHN wants for America, since he is going to have trouble shoving them in prison as time goes on.  People didn't listen to him, so now he wants their kids to die in crashes. 
Title: Re: Split from US government shutdown. Miley Cyrus shit.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on October 11, 2013, 10:42:30 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 11, 2013, 09:40:41 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 11, 2013, 08:41:34 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 11, 2013, 08:08:15 PM
The butthurt lies with you Mr Dirty Uncle.

I'm as happy as can be.

Yes, we all know you're REALLY HAPPY because you take every opportunity to tell us how REALLY HAPPY you are and how you STILL HAVE YOUR HAIR and you're REALLY HAPPY and NEW FIANCE and HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY.

:lulz:

I have fabulous hair.  Don't be jelly.

You don't.
Title: Re: Split from US government shutdown. Miley Cyrus shit.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on October 11, 2013, 10:42:51 PM
Quote from: stelz on October 11, 2013, 08:22:32 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 11, 2013, 08:08:15 PM
The butthurt lies with you Mr Dirty Uncle.

I'm as happy as can be.
/
(http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/4363342/2/stock-photo-4363342-sad-clown.jpg)

:lulz:
Title: Re: Split from US government shutdown. Miley Cyrus shit.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on October 11, 2013, 10:43:28 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 11, 2013, 10:05:08 PM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 11, 2013, 09:55:54 PM
Like, for real?

Remember when you had some dignity?

Yeah, me neither.   :lulz:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Split from US government shutdown. Miley Cyrus shit.
Post by: AFK on October 12, 2013, 12:19:36 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 11, 2013, 10:19:05 PM
And just so everyone remembers, RWHN supports 8-11% more people being killed in car accidents.

http://pages.uoregon.edu/bchansen/MML_Alcohol_Consumption.pdf

Given his recent alliance (the one he bragged about) with big alcohol, I mean.

More children dying in twisted wrecks is what RWHN wants for America, since he is going to have trouble shoving them in prison as time goes on.  People didn't listen to him, so now he wants their kids to die in crashes.

That's a Hannity-esque diatribe.  Except way more tenuous.  Congratulations!



Title: Re: Split from US government shutdown. Miley Cyrus shit.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 12, 2013, 02:10:51 AM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 12, 2013, 12:19:36 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 11, 2013, 10:19:05 PM
And just so everyone remembers, RWHN supports 8-11% more people being killed in car accidents.

http://pages.uoregon.edu/bchansen/MML_Alcohol_Consumption.pdf

Given his recent alliance (the one he bragged about) with big alcohol, I mean.

More children dying in twisted wrecks is what RWHN wants for America, since he is going to have trouble shoving them in prison as time goes on.  People didn't listen to him, so now he wants their kids to die in crashes.

That's a Hannity-esque diatribe.  Except way more tenuous.  Congratulations!

"Hannity-esque"? Coming from Mr. LAWN ORDUHR?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAxinfinity
Title: Re: Split from US government shutdown. Miley Cyrus shit.
Post by: AFK on October 12, 2013, 02:21:35 AM
You are kinda like a Victoria Jackson.
Title: Re: Split from US government shutdown. Miley Cyrus shit.
Post by: hooplala on October 12, 2013, 02:23:12 AM
Hey, let's not say anything we'll wanna take back later.
Title: Re: Split from US government shutdown. Miley Cyrus shit.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 12, 2013, 02:25:48 AM
Coming from RWHN, it means squat and is pretty hilarious.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Split from US government shutdown. Miley Cyrus shit.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 12, 2013, 02:57:19 AM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 12, 2013, 12:19:36 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 11, 2013, 10:19:05 PM
And just so everyone remembers, RWHN supports 8-11% more people being killed in car accidents.

http://pages.uoregon.edu/bchansen/MML_Alcohol_Consumption.pdf

Given his recent alliance (the one he bragged about) with big alcohol, I mean.

More children dying in twisted wrecks is what RWHN wants for America, since he is going to have trouble shoving them in prison as time goes on.  People didn't listen to him, so now he wants their kids to die in crashes.

That's a Hannity-esque diatribe.  Except way more tenuous.  Congratulations!

:lulz:

Look at my sig.  That's not a doctored quote.
Title: Re: Split from US government shutdown. Miley Cyrus shit.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 12, 2013, 02:58:22 AM
Quote from: Not Your Average Mean on October 12, 2013, 02:21:35 AM
You are kinda like a Victoria Jackson.

And you're sort of like Eric Cantor.  No actual principles, the end justifies the means, etc, etc.

All you have is your Cause.  Everything else is gone.

:lol:
Title: Re: Split from US government shutdown. Miley Cyrus shit.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 12, 2013, 02:58:41 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on October 12, 2013, 02:23:12 AM
Hey, let's not say anything we'll wanna take back later.

I don't actually think that's a concern, here.
Title: Re: Split from US government shutdown. Miley Cyrus shit.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on October 12, 2013, 03:19:09 AM
His kids will be smoking pot in five years. Depression from listening to Nirvana.
Title: Re: Split from US government shutdown. Miley Cyrus shit.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 12, 2013, 03:49:21 AM
Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 12, 2013, 03:19:09 AM
His kids will be smoking pot in five years. Depression from listening to Nirvana being around RWHN.

Five? I give it three or four. At most.
Title: Re: Split from US government shutdown. Miley Cyrus shit.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on October 12, 2013, 04:35:48 AM
Quote from: stelz on October 12, 2013, 03:49:21 AM
Quote from: Mr. Bear on October 12, 2013, 03:19:09 AM
His kids will be smoking pot in five years. Depression from listening to Nirvana being around RWHN.

Lol.

Five? I give it three or four. At most.