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Title: RAW program I made
Post by: LordFjord on October 14, 2013, 05:20:43 PM
 :fnord: I finished this today. Feel free to put this on disks, cheap usb sticks and distribute it widely. This version is windows 32 but I have linux and mac version available if anyone wants them for misadventurous purposes. Will work on a web port but for now I'm too lazy.  :fnord:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/z0fsdy8n2l2alf3/RawFinal.zip
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 14, 2013, 05:49:11 PM
Oh hey hi, yeah, why not download a file about which I know nothing from a complete stranger? That sounds like a great idea!
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2013, 05:50:48 PM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 14, 2013, 05:49:11 PM
Oh hey hi, yeah, why not download a file about which I know nothing from a complete stranger? That sounds like a great idea!

I'm gonna rush right out and do this on my work computer!

:lulz:
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: Faust on October 14, 2013, 05:54:05 PM
I went through the project folder on a clean VM that I wouldn't be scared of infecting. It's always possible this will have some kind of back doors but it didn't try opening any connections to the net or behave suspiciously.

Heh, This is really nice. You made it in Java yeah?
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 14, 2013, 06:15:37 PM
Any chance anybody is going to describe what it is?
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: Faust on October 14, 2013, 06:50:48 PM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 14, 2013, 06:15:37 PM
Any chance anybody is going to describe what it is?

Some nice images and sound files
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: LordFjord on October 14, 2013, 07:28:46 PM
Just scan it if you're paranoid. I used processing 2, java yes! Thanks! Actually all of the source code is included so if anyone wants to modify it into something else then feel free!  :fap:
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2013, 07:29:44 PM
Quote from: LordFjord on October 14, 2013, 07:28:46 PM
Just scan it if you're paranoid.

You just don't get this "paranoia" thing at all, do you?
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: LordFjord on October 14, 2013, 07:43:47 PM
What about pronoia? No scan, no fear.  :wink:
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2013, 07:45:41 PM
Quote from: LordFjord on October 14, 2013, 07:43:47 PM
What about pronoia? No scan, no fear.  :wink:

Pronoia is a serious mental illness, sir, and can lead to all manner of horrible things at the hands of bad people.  Just look at ECH (the board owner).  He listened to some people about Seattle, and then he had to get a butthole transplant.

No. 
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: LordFjord on October 14, 2013, 07:52:04 PM
So can paranoia. No doubt about anything would, however, be a tradgedy.

Yes.
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2013, 07:54:57 PM
Quote from: LordFjord on October 14, 2013, 07:52:04 PM
So can paranoia. No doubt about anything would, however, be a tradgedy.

Yes.


You make me sad.   :sad:
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: LordFjord on October 14, 2013, 07:56:53 PM
But I replied in comic sans? Disregard everything I said then. OP is a fag. ABORT ABORT.
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2013, 07:58:16 PM
Quote from: LordFjord on October 14, 2013, 07:56:53 PM
But I replied in comic sans?

No, you spelled "tragedy" incorrectly. 

Quote from: LordFjord on October 14, 2013, 07:56:53 PM
Disregard everything I said then. OP is a fag. ABORT ABORT.

Oh, boy.
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: LordFjord on October 14, 2013, 08:08:06 PM
Its how we spell it in Europe, trust me. :thanks:
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2013, 08:09:26 PM
Quote from: LordFjord on October 14, 2013, 08:08:06 PM
Its how we spell it in Europe, trust me. :thanks:

No, if it was Europe, you'd have wiggled an unnecessary U in there somewhere.
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: Don Coyote on October 14, 2013, 08:14:45 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 14, 2013, 08:09:26 PM
Quote from: LordFjord on October 14, 2013, 08:08:06 PM
Its how we spell it in Europe, trust me. :thanks:

No, if it was Europe, you'd have wiggled an unnecessary U in there somewhere.

And those fucking extraneous dots.
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2013, 08:19:54 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on October 14, 2013, 08:14:45 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 14, 2013, 08:09:26 PM
Quote from: LordFjord on October 14, 2013, 08:08:06 PM
Its how we spell it in Europe, trust me. :thanks:

No, if it was Europe, you'd have wiggled an unnecessary U in there somewhere.

And those fucking extraneous dots.

Oh, yeah, those umlat thingies.  I think the Belgians just make that up, to take the piss.
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: Pere Ubu on October 14, 2013, 08:24:25 PM
If it wasn't for umlauts, the whole heavy metal music industry would collapse!
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2013, 08:25:01 PM
Quote from: Pere Ubu on October 14, 2013, 08:24:25 PM
If it wasn't for umlauts, the whole heavy metal music industry would collapse!

See?  There's that fucking u again.
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: Pere Ubu on October 14, 2013, 08:39:09 PM
We're lucky - in the universe next door, heavy metal was influenced by Welsh and the bands are all like "Death Ffyrwywnagochffywy".
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: Don Coyote on October 14, 2013, 08:40:29 PM
Quote from: Pere Ubu on October 14, 2013, 08:39:09 PM
We're lucky - in the universe next door, heavy metal was influenced by Welsh and the bands are all like "Death Ffyrwywnagochffywy".

STOP FUCKING OPPRESSING MY PEOPLE
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2013, 08:41:31 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on October 14, 2013, 08:40:29 PM
Quote from: Pere Ubu on October 14, 2013, 08:39:09 PM
We're lucky - in the universe next door, heavy metal was influenced by Welsh and the bands are all like "Death Ffyrwywnagochffywy".

STOP FUCKING OPPRESSING MY PEOPLE

Not technically "people".
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: Don Coyote on October 14, 2013, 08:42:48 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 14, 2013, 08:41:31 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on October 14, 2013, 08:40:29 PM
Quote from: Pere Ubu on October 14, 2013, 08:39:09 PM
We're lucky - in the universe next door, heavy metal was influenced by Welsh and the bands are all like "Death Ffyrwywnagochffywy".

STOP FUCKING OPPRESSING MY PEOPLE

Not technically "people".

Says the "man" from Cornwall.
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2013, 08:43:18 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on October 14, 2013, 08:42:48 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 14, 2013, 08:41:31 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on October 14, 2013, 08:40:29 PM
Quote from: Pere Ubu on October 14, 2013, 08:39:09 PM
We're lucky - in the universe next door, heavy metal was influenced by Welsh and the bands are all like "Death Ffyrwywnagochffywy".

STOP FUCKING OPPRESSING MY PEOPLE

Not technically "people".

Says the "man" from Cornwall.

We at least have spoken language.  Even if we don't choose to use it.
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 14, 2013, 10:34:09 PM
Quote from: Faust on October 14, 2013, 06:50:48 PM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 14, 2013, 06:15:37 PM
Any chance anybody is going to describe what it is?

Some nice images and sound files

Oh, OK. Thanks!
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 14, 2013, 10:36:15 PM
Quote from: LordFjord on October 14, 2013, 07:28:46 PM
Just scan it if you're paranoid. I used processing 2, java yes! Thanks! Actually all of the source code is included so if anyone wants to modify it into something else then feel free!  :fap:

I'm not that paranoid, I just wanted to know whether I had any motivation to look at it.
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2013, 10:39:23 PM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 14, 2013, 10:36:15 PM
Quote from: LordFjord on October 14, 2013, 07:28:46 PM
Just scan it if you're paranoid. I used processing 2, java yes! Thanks! Actually all of the source code is included so if anyone wants to modify it into something else then feel free!  :fap:

I'm not that paranoid, I just wanted to know whether I had any motivation to look at it.

I am.   :lulz:
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: Pæs on October 14, 2013, 10:49:55 PM
From the source:
QuoteThis app will be a modified version of Snackbar, but with extended capabilites, namely containing more samples.
   These will all be from Robert Anton Wilson, and as such the aesthetic will also be based on his work, as tribute.
   It could also include Discordian references but more minimal compared to the the RAWness. In essence, this will be
   a digital shrine to Robert Anton Wilson. I'm looking to implement about 20 unique non-circular quotes.
   The super psychedelic image of Raw will do as gif form for the first page, then one central image for the main page.
   It will run in single-window mode (not full screen) and will be compatible with all platforms. If it meets a good standard
   I may present it to a discordian forum or an offical Raw website.

Cool stuff, dude. I'm not SO big on RAW but I'm going to poke around at your source because I don't do much Java and it interests me.
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: Pæs on October 14, 2013, 10:54:12 PM
For the suspicious, the source so far is all about random selection of clips to play, not so much about the taking control of your toasted and dimming the lights in your house with HAX.

I may build it from source later and can share that version.
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: LordFjord on October 14, 2013, 11:04:35 PM
Haha, forgot about that tab full of comments. Thanks! Of course, feel free. Its quite simple, mostly loading images and sounds stored as variables, some commands are specific to processing too though like setup () and draw ()...and then there's the turn function which contains the 'dice'.
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 14, 2013, 11:06:14 PM
None of those words actually made any sense to me.  :lulz: I may not be enough of a computer geek to get this.
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2013, 11:36:59 PM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 14, 2013, 11:06:14 PM
None of those words actually made any sense to me.  :lulz: I may not be enough of a computer geek to get this.

Lordfjord may be Welsh, which would explain this.
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: LordFjord on October 14, 2013, 11:39:04 PM
I'm not Welsh  :kingmeh: I'm from James Joyce land, which could arguably make me harder to understand.
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2013, 11:40:43 PM
Quote from: LordFjord on October 14, 2013, 11:39:04 PM
I'm not Welsh  :kingmeh: I'm from James Joyce land, which could arguably make me harder to understand.

1.  I'd hardly expect you to admit it.

2.  Faust is an Irishman.  Give him the secret Irish password, and he'll tell us if you're legit.

(If you're really Irish, you'll need a hint.  The password is "Kiss me, I just blew up a police station, I'm Irish!")
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: Faust on October 14, 2013, 11:47:34 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 14, 2013, 11:40:43 PM
Quote from: LordFjord on October 14, 2013, 11:39:04 PM
I'm not Welsh  :kingmeh: I'm from James Joyce land, which could arguably make me harder to understand.

1.  I'd hardly expect you to admit it.

2.  Faust is an Irishman.  Give him the secret Irish password, and he'll tell us if you're legit.

(If you're really Irish, you'll need a hint.  The password is "Kiss me, I just blew up a police station, I'm Irish!")

Its actually been replaced with a simple BAC Test.
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2013, 11:48:00 PM
Quote from: Faust on October 14, 2013, 11:47:34 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 14, 2013, 11:40:43 PM
Quote from: LordFjord on October 14, 2013, 11:39:04 PM
I'm not Welsh  :kingmeh: I'm from James Joyce land, which could arguably make me harder to understand.

1.  I'd hardly expect you to admit it.

2.  Faust is an Irishman.  Give him the secret Irish password, and he'll tell us if you're legit.

(If you're really Irish, you'll need a hint.  The password is "Kiss me, I just blew up a police station, I'm Irish!")

Its actually been replaced with a simple BAC Test.

If you come up as legally dead, you're Irish?
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: LordFjord on October 14, 2013, 11:52:50 PM
This is almost becoming /pol/. Why else would I have this on my Dbox?

https://www.dropbox.com/s/ddx7at5bucwbqzs/1381087800617.jpg -NWS
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: Pæs on October 15, 2013, 12:41:55 AM
Previous image not really safe for work.
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: Faust on October 15, 2013, 12:44:09 AM
Quote from: LordFjord on October 14, 2013, 11:52:50 PM
This is almost becoming /pol/. Why else would I have this on my Dbox?

https://www.dropbox.com/s/ddx7at5bucwbqzs/1381087800617.jpg -NWS

He's faking. Irish people don't give a shit about Northern Ireland. The IRA are after all English Citizens.
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: LordFjord on October 15, 2013, 12:48:38 AM
lol

>implying
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2013, 12:49:37 AM
Quote from: Faust on October 15, 2013, 12:44:09 AM
Quote from: LordFjord on October 14, 2013, 11:52:50 PM
This is almost becoming /pol/. Why else would I have this on my Dbox?

https://www.dropbox.com/s/ddx7at5bucwbqzs/1381087800617.jpg -NWS

He's faking. Irish people don't give a shit about Northern Ireland. The IRA are after all English Citizens.

Thought so.  He's a filthy Welshman.
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: Telarus on October 15, 2013, 01:32:06 AM
Quote from: LordFjord on October 14, 2013, 11:04:35 PM
Haha, forgot about that tab full of comments. Thanks! Of course, feel free. Its quite simple, mostly loading images and sounds stored as variables, some commands are specific to processing too though like setup () and draw ()...and then there's the turn function which contains the 'dice'.

Sounds neat, I'll check it out.
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: Pere Ubu on October 15, 2013, 02:44:11 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 15, 2013, 12:49:37 AM
Thought so.  He's a filthy Welshman.

You... you... AntiWelshite!

Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2013, 02:59:50 AM
Quote from: Pere Ubu on October 15, 2013, 02:44:11 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 15, 2013, 12:49:37 AM
Thought so.  He's a filthy Welshman.

You... you... AntiWelshite!

Just like any right-thinking person.
Title: Re: RAW program I made
Post by: LordFjord on October 17, 2013, 12:55:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV0GI8FkJBc