Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2013, 01:53:35 AM

Title: HEY, GODDAMMIT! JUST WAIT ONE FUCKING MINUTE.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2013, 01:53:35 AM
When Mylie Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music."

When I do it I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot."
Title: Re: HEY, GODDAMMIT! JUST WAIT ONE FUCKING MINUTE.
Post by: Pæs on October 15, 2013, 02:00:05 AM
When Miley Cyrus wears a nude bra and grinds up against a bear she's "controversial" or "creative".

When I do it it's "suicidal" and "grounds for expulsion from the zoo".
Title: Re: HEY, GODDAMMIT! JUST WAIT ONE FUCKING MINUTE.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 15, 2013, 02:01:12 AM
UNFAIR!!!!!  :argh!:  :argh!:  :argh!:
Title: Re: HEY, GODDAMMIT! JUST WAIT ONE FUCKING MINUTE.
Post by: Richter on October 15, 2013, 02:09:31 AM
BULLSHIT. 

They're obviously indimidated by your haired, cisgendered, display.  Sure it's OK when a Mickey Mouse club washout does it, but can anyone else?  NOOOooooOOO, "it's not ART".

Next thing you'll tell me we're not suposed to try out the toilets.
Title: Re: HEY, GODDAMMIT! JUST WAIT ONE FUCKING MINUTE.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on October 15, 2013, 02:10:51 AM
The world is a cruel place, Roger. A cruel, cruel place.
Title: Re: HEY, GODDAMMIT! JUST WAIT ONE FUCKING MINUTE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 15, 2013, 02:14:28 AM
HYPOCRISY! DISCRIMINATION!
Title: Re: HEY, GODDAMMIT! JUST WAIT ONE FUCKING MINUTE.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2013, 02:14:56 AM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 15, 2013, 02:14:28 AM
HYPOCRISY! DISCRIMINATION!

I feel violated.   :sad:

It's like this isn't even MY AMERICA anymore.
Title: Re: HEY, GODDAMMIT! JUST WAIT ONE FUCKING MINUTE.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 15, 2013, 02:57:58 AM
We need to start a GRASSROOTS MOVEMENT.
Title: Re: HEY, GODDAMMIT! JUST WAIT ONE FUCKING MINUTE.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 15, 2013, 06:17:44 AM
AND!
If you didn't want me to shit here..
WHY DID YOU PUT A TOILET HERE!
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7144/6627413771_30af73eeee_z.jpg)

Where is MY America?!?!TM
Title: Re: HEY, GODDAMMIT! JUST WAIT ONE FUCKING MINUTE.
Post by: Richter on October 15, 2013, 01:52:57 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on October 15, 2013, 06:17:44 AM
AND!
If you didn't want me to shit here..
WHY DID YOU PUT A TOILET HERE!
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7144/6627413771_30af73eeee_z.jpg)

Where is MY America?!?!TM

Fake poop in the tank with a post-it note on the underside.  "Display only:  The real poop is YUO."