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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on October 18, 2013, 11:10:25 AM

Title: Just wanted to brag a little...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 18, 2013, 11:10:25 AM
...so here's the menu I'm doing for ECHGF's birthday dinner on Saturday:

Cucumber & Water Chestnut Salad
Cane vinegar, soy, fish sauce, key lime, brown sugar

Roasted Red Pepper & 3 Cheese Dip
Chevre, myzithra, Neufchatel, cracked pepper, tarragon, honey

Roasted Green Pepper & Elephant Butter Dip

Butter bean, elephant garlic, olive oil, rosemary, sea salt, scallion

Mélange de Boules

Angel's Nipples
Coppa, cotija, honeydew, candied lemon zest

Devil's Lollipops
Lamb, pork, lemongrass, coriander, curry, chili-garlic sauce, cilantro

Filet Mignon
Soubise rouge, shitake, compound butter
Title: Re: Just wanted to brag a little...
Post by: LMNO on October 18, 2013, 01:55:45 PM
Yowza.  It's good to be ECHGF.
Title: Re: Just wanted to brag a little...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 18, 2013, 09:10:11 PM
"Mélange de Boules"

I don't know what that is, but it sounds kinda dirty.
Title: Re: Just wanted to brag a little...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 18, 2013, 09:11:16 PM
I should mention that both of the dips are served in a whole roasted pepper.

The Devil's Lollipops are magical little meat nuggets skewered on a lemongrass stalk and grilled.

And the Angel Nipples, well, there's a reason I call them that.
Title: Re: Just wanted to brag a little...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 18, 2013, 09:11:45 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 18, 2013, 09:10:11 PM
"Mélange de Boules"

I don't know what that is, but it sounds kinda dirty.

:lulz:

It's a pretentious way of saying "basket of assorted bread rolls".
Title: Re: Just wanted to brag a little...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 18, 2013, 09:13:29 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on October 18, 2013, 09:11:45 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 18, 2013, 09:10:11 PM
"Mélange de Boules"

I don't know what that is, but it sounds kinda dirty.

:lulz:

It's a pretentious way of saying "basket of assorted bread rolls".

I was disappointed for a second, then I remembered who I was speaking with. 

They're gonna put you in a cage one day, ECH.  Children will poke you with sticks, between the bars.
Title: Re: Just wanted to brag a little...
Post by: Ben Shapiro on October 18, 2013, 09:49:47 PM
Awesome looking menu.
Title: Re: Just wanted to brag a little...
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on October 18, 2013, 09:51:20 PM
Wowza.
Title: Re: Just wanted to brag a little...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 18, 2013, 10:26:14 PM
Oh, and all the herbs (and the scallions) are locally sourced. As in, from the herb garden on my balcony. Hooray for eastern/southern exposure!
Title: Re: Just wanted to brag a little...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 19, 2013, 05:39:05 AM
Goddamn that sounds delicious! She is a lucky lucky lady.
Title: Re: Just wanted to brag a little...
Post by: Kai on October 19, 2013, 08:47:26 PM
And you aren't a Master Chef, how?

Well, I guess not-Master Chef is going to be Master Chief on that evening (no, that wasn't misspelled).

:banana: