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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 29, 2013, 05:48:43 PM

Title: DEATHMATCH: Nigel vs Squiddy
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 29, 2013, 05:48:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaAWdljhD5o

:lulz:
Title: Re: DEATHMATCH: Nigel vs Squiddy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 29, 2013, 05:58:57 PM
SPOILER: Squiddy wins.  :lol:
Title: Re: DEATHMATCH: Nigel vs Squiddy
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 29, 2013, 06:01:54 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 29, 2013, 05:58:57 PM
SPOILER: Squiddy wins.  :lol:

No, judging from the facial expression on the redhead, that's Squiddy.

Also, the murderface on the brunette.  That's Nigel.  The inside of Nigel's face.  And 6 arms.  With blowtorches and pliers and shit.
Title: Re: DEATHMATCH: Nigel vs Squiddy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 29, 2013, 06:03:57 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: DEATHMATCH: Nigel vs Squiddy
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 29, 2013, 06:44:55 PM
Just reviewed it.  I was correct.  The redhead's facial expressions scream "Squiddy".  Also, Squiddy would never even lip-synch a song like that.  Her song would involve hurty stabby burny things.
Title: Re: DEATHMATCH: Nigel vs Squiddy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 29, 2013, 06:46:26 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 29, 2013, 06:44:55 PM
Just reviewed it.  I was correct.  The redhead's facial expressions scream "Squiddy".  Also, Squiddy would never even lip-synch a song like that.  Her song would involve hurty stabby burny things.

You are quite correct, and lip-syncing is, in fact, something I do shamelessly. Along with interpretive dance, if I think no one is looking. Or if the only people looking are my children, because it horrifies them.
Title: Re: DEATHMATCH: Nigel vs Squiddy
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 29, 2013, 06:49:33 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 29, 2013, 06:46:26 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 29, 2013, 06:44:55 PM
Just reviewed it.  I was correct.  The redhead's facial expressions scream "Squiddy".  Also, Squiddy would never even lip-synch a song like that.  Her song would involve hurty stabby burny things.

You are quite correct, and lip-syncing is, in fact, something I do shamelessly. Along with interpretive dance, if I think no one is looking. Or if the only people looking are my children, because it horrifies them.

I have begun to do it at work.

Because it's even WORSE when a fucking wookie does it.

Also, they just fired the safety tech.  And he didn't even dance.  OR MAYBE, if he had danced, they would never have fired him.

I dance:  Have job.

Kevin did not:  Fired.

I think the inference is obvious.
Title: Re: DEATHMATCH: Nigel vs Squiddy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 29, 2013, 06:50:18 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 29, 2013, 06:49:33 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 29, 2013, 06:46:26 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 29, 2013, 06:44:55 PM
Just reviewed it.  I was correct.  The redhead's facial expressions scream "Squiddy".  Also, Squiddy would never even lip-synch a song like that.  Her song would involve hurty stabby burny things.

You are quite correct, and lip-syncing is, in fact, something I do shamelessly. Along with interpretive dance, if I think no one is looking. Or if the only people looking are my children, because it horrifies them.

I have begun to do it at work.

Because it's even WORSE when a fucking wookie does it.

Also, they just fired the safety tech.  And he didn't even dance.  OR MAYBE, if he had danced, they would never have fired him.

I dance:  Have job.

Kevin did not:  Fired.

I think the inference is obvious.

That is solid research, right there.

DANCE, MONKEYS!
Title: Re: DEATHMATCH: Nigel vs Squiddy
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 29, 2013, 06:50:48 PM
I dance, and all my children are just fine. Ergo, if you do not dance, you are a bad mother.
Title: Re: DEATHMATCH: Nigel vs Squiddy
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 29, 2013, 06:54:27 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 29, 2013, 06:50:18 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 29, 2013, 06:49:33 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on October 29, 2013, 06:46:26 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on October 29, 2013, 06:44:55 PM
Just reviewed it.  I was correct.  The redhead's facial expressions scream "Squiddy".  Also, Squiddy would never even lip-synch a song like that.  Her song would involve hurty stabby burny things.

You are quite correct, and lip-syncing is, in fact, something I do shamelessly. Along with interpretive dance, if I think no one is looking. Or if the only people looking are my children, because it horrifies them.

I have begun to do it at work.

Because it's even WORSE when a fucking wookie does it.

Also, they just fired the safety tech.  And he didn't even dance.  OR MAYBE, if he had danced, they would never have fired him.

I dance:  Have job.

Kevin did not:  Fired.

I think the inference is obvious.

That is solid research, right there.

DANCE, MONKEYS!

I ALREADY TOLD FUCKERS THAT.  THEY WON'T LISTEN.  WHY WOULD THEY LISTEN?  I'M ONLY A HOLY MAN™.

DOUR,
Knows they didn't listen to Cassandra, either.
Title: Re: DEATHMATCH: Nigel vs Squiddy
Post by: Richter on October 30, 2013, 01:53:01 AM
Nigel knows how  to garrote better than that - just saying.

Squiddy would never be so obvious either.  She;d jsut switch the water for galium and let nature take it's course
Title: Re: DEATHMATCH: Nigel vs Squiddy
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on October 30, 2013, 02:01:58 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: DEATHMATCH: Nigel vs Squiddy
Post by: Ben Shapiro on October 30, 2013, 07:32:50 AM
The lack of exploding dogs saddens me.