So, I want to be abducted and sexually abused by aliens. I've been on pain medication for three days and I haven't poomped, so I figure a good probin' will unleash the pile.
I've been sniffing glue and meditating with Richard Marx blasting on my headphones while facing alpha centauri, with my dick on a skateboard,8,1
Nothing. What|the|fupp?!
Is it because I don't have tin foil? All they sell is aluminum. So, need help: How poomp? Where ET?
On a scale of Aardvark to A Potatoe Named Gary, how much pain would you say you are in?
The only time I ever saw 'the greys', I had ground up Amanita Muscaria w/ Psylocibe Cubensis.
I do not recommend this.
At All.
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on November 03, 2013, 03:45:04 AM
So, I want to be abducted and sexually abused by aliens. I've been on pain medication for three days and I haven't poomped, so I figure a good probin' will unleash the pile.
I've been sniffing glue and meditating with Richard Marx blasting on my headphones while facing alpha centauri, with my dick on a skateboard,8,1
Nothing. What|the|fupp?!
Is it because I don't have tin foil? All they sell is aluminum. So, need help: How poomp? Where ET?
You haven't been drinking enough water, have you?
Pain meds + insufficient water = hospitalized for blockage.
Fly to Houston, Texas, and lay butt naked on Montrose Downtown.
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on November 03, 2013, 03:45:04 AM
So, I want to be abducted and sexually abused by aliens. I've been on pain medication for three days and I haven't poomped, so I figure a good probin' will unleash the pile.
I've been sniffing glue and meditating with Richard Marx blasting on my headphones while facing alpha centauri, with my dick on a skateboard,8,1
Nothing. What|the|fupp?!
Is it because I don't have tin foil? All they sell is aluminum. So, need help: How poomp? Where ET?
Voudootronically, set the board up with mountain gears, and use the foil to bury that which commeth from your other head upon the summit. Headphones can help you concentrate and not notice the white haired grey in disguise behind you at that point. I'm not judging about the centauri thing. Then go back home and have a light dinner. Remember to be well tucked in when you go to bed.
If your doctor agrees, a spoonful of Epsom in water can also go a long (sometimes way too long) way, otherwise, I don't know how that might interact with the Meds :?
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 03, 2013, 04:15:16 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on November 03, 2013, 03:45:04 AM
So, I want to be abducted and sexually abused by aliens. I've been on pain medication for three days and I haven't poomped, so I figure a good probin' will unleash the pile.
I've been sniffing glue and meditating with Richard Marx blasting on my headphones while facing alpha centauri, with my dick on a skateboard,8,1
Nothing. What|the|fupp?!
Is it because I don't have tin foil? All they sell is aluminum. So, need help: How poomp? Where ET?
You haven't been drinking enough water, have you?
Pain meds + insufficient water = hospitalized for blockage.
Definitely a possibility. I'm going to get some of this water and drink it. Thank you for the tip
I was recently speaking to somebody who seemed fairly normal but off-kilter enough that he might appreciate some angular thinking. I started talking about Grant Morrison and his Disinfo speech (http://vimeo.com/65180541), the one where he talks about being abducted by aliens in Katmandu.
The guy I was talking to asked when this had happened, and I told him it was in 1994. He then looked very serious and told me that that sounded correct, because on all the evidence the aliens stopped abducting people around the year 2000.
I don't know how true this is, although I have met lizard people and big squid things on DMT and/or mushrooms, maybe they've got the contract now?
Quote from: Eukanuba on December 28, 2013, 12:50:56 PM
I was recently speaking to somebody who seemed fairly normal but off-kilter enough that he might appreciate some angular thinking. I started talking about Grant Morrison and his Disinfo speech (http://vimeo.com/65180541), the one where he talks about being abducted by aliens in Katmandu.
The guy I was talking to asked when this had happened, and I told him it was in 1994. He then looked very serious and told me that that sounded correct, because on all the evidence the aliens stopped abducting people around the year 2000.
I don't know how true this is, although I have met lizard people and big squid things on DMT and/or mushrooms, maybe they've got the contract now?
:lulz:
The greys and the reptoids fell out after the Dulce base shootout.
I mean, geez, get with the time, people.
Quote from: 375 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal on November 03, 2013, 04:35:14 AM
Fly to Houston, Texas, and lay butt naked on Montrose Downtown.
He doesn't want it packed in further, he wants it OUT. :horrormirth:
Enema. Or go to one of those colon cleansing places and report back to us. :lol:
Eat a bag of spinach and then drink three Pepsis. You'll be flushed clean in no time.
Or Jack In The Box "tacos". The ones they deep fry.
Sometimes you just have to reach in and pull it out :lol: Do not however spend much time straining, that's how you get hemorrhoids. Learned that one the hard way :roll:
Ew. :horrormirth:
Get it out (but not that way). People get diverticulitis and megacolon from stuff like that.
Here ya go http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_impaction
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 28, 2013, 08:59:30 PM
Here ya go http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_impaction
Good read :lulz:
Why they call it a stool? Stool this and stool that.
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 28, 2013, 11:03:14 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 28, 2013, 08:59:30 PM
Here ya go http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_impaction
Good read :lulz:
Why they call it a stool? Stool this and stool that.
:lulz: it must just be procedural :lulz:
Don't use opiates, they stop you up. And then horrible things happen.
Not safe for life:
http://deep6inc.com/previewher15.html
^Deliciously nasty.
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on November 03, 2013, 03:45:04 AM
So, I want to be abducted and sexually abused by aliens. I've been on pain medication for three days and I haven't poomped, so I figure a good probin' will unleash the pile.
I've been sniffing glue and meditating with Richard Marx blasting on my headphones while facing alpha centauri, with my dick on a skateboard,8,1
Nothing. What|the|fupp?!
Is it because I don't have tin foil? All they sell is aluminum. So, need help: How poomp? Where ET?
You sound like Congress.
Quote from: /b/earman on November 03, 2013, 04:35:14 AM
Fly to Houston, Texas, and lay butt naked on Montrose Downtown.
Houston, Texas-fag reporting in!
No grays here, just an extra dose of gray-face curse.
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 04, 2014, 09:42:15 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on November 03, 2013, 04:35:14 AM
Fly to Houston, Texas, and lay butt naked on Montrose Downtown.
Houston, Texas-fag reporting in!
No grays here, just an extra dose of gray-face curse.
Watch out for Bearman, then.
And that Binks hooligan. She is NOT on your side.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 09:39:24 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 04, 2014, 09:42:15 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on November 03, 2013, 04:35:14 AM
Fly to Houston, Texas, and lay butt naked on Montrose Downtown.
Houston, Texas-fag reporting in!
No grays here, just an extra dose of gray-face curse.
Watch out for Bearman, then.
And that Binks hooligan. She is NOT on your side.
Lol, I don't plan arranging any kind of meet-ups anytime soon.
Luckily this is a big place and I spend half my time in Seattle.
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 08:19:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 09:39:24 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 04, 2014, 09:42:15 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on November 03, 2013, 04:35:14 AM
Fly to Houston, Texas, and lay butt naked on Montrose Downtown.
Houston, Texas-fag reporting in!
No grays here, just an extra dose of gray-face curse.
Watch out for Bearman, then.
And that Binks hooligan. She is NOT on your side.
Lol, I don't plan arranging any kind of meet-ups anytime soon.
Luckily this is a big place and I spend half my time in Seattle.
If you hear a little giggle behind you, don't look.
Just run.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 05, 2014, 01:11:54 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 05, 2014, 08:19:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 09:39:24 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 04, 2014, 09:42:15 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on November 03, 2013, 04:35:14 AM
Fly to Houston, Texas, and lay butt naked on Montrose Downtown.
Houston, Texas-fag reporting in!
No grays here, just an extra dose of gray-face curse.
Watch out for Bearman, then.
And that Binks hooligan. She is NOT on your side.
Lol, I don't plan arranging any kind of meet-ups anytime soon.
Luckily this is a big place and I spend half my time in Seattle.
If you hear a little giggle behind you, don't look.
Just run.
Thanks for the tip, will do!
Quote from: Eukanuba on December 28, 2013, 12:50:56 PM
I was recently speaking to somebody who seemed fairly normal but off-kilter enough that he might appreciate some angular thinking. I started talking about Grant Morrison and his Disinfo speech (http://vimeo.com/65180541), the one where he talks about being abducted by aliens in Katmandu.
The guy I was talking to asked when this had happened, and I told him it was in 1994. He then looked very serious and told me that that sounded correct, because on all the evidence the aliens stopped abducting people around the year 2000.
I don't know how true this is, although I have met lizard people and big squid things on DMT and/or mushrooms, maybe they've got the contract now?
The greys disappeared and left camera phones behind as a parting gift. Any honest examination of the record will bear this out.
I think they definitely got their money's worth with that deal.
I mean, they got to anally probe people with impunity, and we got selfies. We should've at least held out for FTL propulsion systems.