Why are you eyeballing me?
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You know that hundreds of drunk and often pantsless Santas roam Portland three or four times a year, right? I mostly manage to avoid them. There's nothing worse than being somewhere when they make their approach and not being able to get away in time and then you're surrounded by hordes of sweaty, beery, fuzzy Santas whose costumes have probably never been washed. It's AWFUL.
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 04, 2013, 04:23:15 PM
:lulz:
You know that hundreds of drunk and often pantsless Santas roam Portland three or four times a year, right? I mostly manage to avoid them. There's nothing worse than being somewhere when they make their approach and not being able to get away in time and then you're surrounded by hordes of sweaty, beery, fuzzy Santas whose costumes have probably never been washed. It's AWFUL.
It's
America™. It is - for them - Saturday Night™. And as long as they don't get handsey or vomit on you, then I say enjoy the show. Because America hasn't got enough of the
right kind of grotesqueries, if you ask me.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 04, 2013, 04:25:44 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 04, 2013, 04:23:15 PM
:lulz:
You know that hundreds of drunk and often pantsless Santas roam Portland three or four times a year, right? I mostly manage to avoid them. There's nothing worse than being somewhere when they make their approach and not being able to get away in time and then you're surrounded by hordes of sweaty, beery, fuzzy Santas whose costumes have probably never been washed. It's AWFUL.
It's America™. It is - for them - Saturday Night™. And as long as they don't get handsey or vomit on you, then I say enjoy the show. Because America hasn't got enough of the right kind of grotesqueries, if you ask me.
It's worse... it's become an INSTITUTION.
I was looking for a blue ribbon.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 05, 2013, 02:10:39 AM
I was looking for a blue ribbon.
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I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'VE BEEN LAD, BUT I SEE YOU WON FIRST PRIZE.
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But hey, red and white means you got second AND third, right? That counts.