Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 12, 2013, 01:40:46 AM

Title: I punched my boss in the face
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 12, 2013, 01:40:46 AM
QuoteI punched my boss in the face. He told me he was going to lower my pay. I invited him to suck my dick and walked out. He followed me into the street and got in my face demanding to know why I was leaving. I told him that he was far too much of an asshole to be tolerated for any less than I was already being paid. Short of anything else to say, he offered to fight me. So, to quote Muhammed Ali, "We got it on, because we did not get along."

http://libcom.org/library/i-punched-my-boss-face
Title: Re: I punched my boss in the face
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 12, 2013, 01:43:35 AM
That's brilliant. I love that guy on so many levels.
Title: Re: I punched my boss in the face
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on November 12, 2013, 01:46:39 AM
it made me smile, and then he turned it into a serious point. :)
Title: Re: I punched my boss in the face
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 12, 2013, 01:47:07 AM
That was the best part.
Title: Re: I punched my boss in the face
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 12, 2013, 01:50:05 AM
THEBEST!
Title: Re: I punched my boss in the face
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2013, 01:57:17 AM
That was pretty awesome.
Title: Re: I punched my boss in the face
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 12, 2013, 06:09:04 AM
Yeah, that resonates. A lot of the time it feels like there's nothing you can do. My previous employers stressed over and over that their company was an 'at will' workplace. You chose every day to come in and work. You made that choice. So you better come with a smile and prepared to go above and beyond. Because there's always someone else willing to come in and take your place if you decide you don't want it.

Very motivational, they were.

And that's where we are. People who work those sort of jobs are disposable and interchangeable, like plastic cups and paper towels. Like what you were saying about the Stick, Roger. They get you where you've got just enough dangling on the hook that you don't want to let go, and then they beat you like a fucking pinata.
Title: Re: I punched my boss in the face
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 12, 2013, 08:41:52 PM
I was thinking there was a 90% chance this was bullshit, but then I saw it was originally published by Vice and I raised that estimate to 98%. It's just backbone porn for ineffectual millennial twats.
Title: Re: I punched my boss in the face
Post by: Junkenstein on November 12, 2013, 08:49:55 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on November 12, 2013, 08:41:52 PM
I was thinking there was a 90% chance this was bullshit, but then I saw it was originally published by Vice and I raised that estimate to 98%. It's just backbone porn for ineffectual millennial twats.

Got to say, I reckon this is on the money. Especially as Vice's output has gotten noticeably sketchier over the past few months. Wouldn't shock me if this was an ex-murdoch hack under a pen name with a new agenda.