The Economicon was, legend has it, written by EoC, "The Mad Honkey". It was rumored to contain forbidden knowledge that had never been intended for human eyes, and was supposedly bound in the skin of Alan Greenspan. It was banned by every government and mainstream church, but was handed down, translation by translation, by one mad cultist after another.
One particular hazard, of course, is the sheer number of translations...Any given copy may or may not bear ANY resemblance to the original Namerique version, and you certainly don't want your soul and possibly even your bank account put at risk by transposed vowels.
Among other things, the book supposedly includes even the potent Laffer Curve, the bizarre and unworldly mathematics which legend states ended the Namerique civilization...As well as the Trickle Down curse, which was used to smite uppity commoners who had forgotten their place.
Precisely WHY EoC felt the need to record this dangerous information is unknown, as shortly after penning the work, EoC was torn to pieces in the marketplace by invisible accountants.
I am but a Sliver of the Divine Market, one of the Eight Headers of the Forbidden Columns.
I am the Figure Which is Not Recorded, hidden forgery of the Urbook.
A mistake unnoticed, which disrupted the supply lines and left the army weak and broken and defeated and opened the way for the Great Tide of OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK.
The Economicon?
I sharted.
This also may be the very thing that jump starts my 3rd Circuit creativity. Finally.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 14, 2013, 05:35:04 PM
The Economicon?
I sharted.
This also may be the very thing that jump starts my 3rd Circuit creativity. Finally.
Well, get on it, then.