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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 14, 2013, 05:25:44 PM

Title: Not kidding, here.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 14, 2013, 05:25:44 PM
Al, my chief electrician, just had his pants spontaneously fly apart, on his left leg halfway down his thigh.

EITHER

      Nigel is correct about Tucson

OR

      Al is very popular with the ladies.
Title: Re: Not kidding, here.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 14, 2013, 05:27:51 PM
Both?
Title: Re: Not kidding, here.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 14, 2013, 06:17:51 PM
How is that even possible?
Title: Re: Not kidding, here.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 14, 2013, 06:21:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 14, 2013, 06:17:51 PM
How is that even possible?

We're not sure.  One minute he's just standing there, and the next minute one of his pant legs falls down, cleanly separated all the way around.

YOU TELL ME. 

Maybe it's fucking aliens or something.  Maybe it's just TUCSON, and the normal rules simply DON'T APPLY.
Title: Re: Not kidding, here.
Post by: LMNO on November 14, 2013, 06:28:58 PM
Or his past dimly resembled Magic Mike.


LMNO
-watched it. Worth it for the naked Olivia Munn scene.
Title: Re: Not kidding, here.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 14, 2013, 06:29:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 14, 2013, 06:28:58 PM
Or his past dimly resembled Magic Mike.


LMNO
-watched it. Worth it for the naked Olivia Munn scene.

What is it?
Title: Re: Not kidding, here.
Post by: LMNO on November 14, 2013, 06:59:44 PM
Female Gaze rom-com movie about male strippers.
Title: Re: Not kidding, here.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 14, 2013, 07:00:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 14, 2013, 06:59:44 PM
Female Gaze rom-com movie about male strippers.

Oh, okay.  I don't think that's it.
Title: Re: Not kidding, here.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 15, 2013, 05:14:11 AM
UNINHABITABLE.
Title: Re: Not kidding, here.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2013, 03:51:17 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 15, 2013, 05:14:11 AM
UNINHABITABLE.

HOSTILE BY NATURE.
Title: Re: Not kidding, here.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 15, 2013, 03:56:54 PM
If it isn't Tucson, it's Nessies.