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Reads your posts. Markovmashes them together. Decides what you would say.
FACEBOOK KNOWS ENOUGH ABOUT US TO MAKE US REDUNDANT.
Quote from: Pæs on November 15, 2013, 05:51:40 AM
http://what-would-i-say.com/
Reads your posts. Markovmashes them together. Decides what you would say.
FACEBOOK KNOWS ENOUGH ABOUT US TO MAKE US REDUNDANT.
QuoteSincerity is using a member of a giant, humiliating cupcake.
QuoteI'll post them!
QuoteI get too complex and I love you have read recently, and magical papyrus, and there is rational selfinterest.
QuoteAnybody have any color, thank you, you lovely 4 am snack.
QuoteThen I am starting to Portland; she is the COMBINATION Pizza Hut AND I've ever
QuoteYeah, it's A fairly rigid schedule unless I get to choose between paying the same coast.
QuoteGonna see if you're clearing them the hell kind of love or respect other people who don't want to.
QuoteI get rid of, I don't call me back as you're participating in the brain, but I'm saying that I'd forgotten about about 30 seconds between classes and work, for in the morning.
:lulz: These are definitely hilarious, and also definitely nothing at all like updates I'd post.
So the beginning of the thief that stole my butt!
QuoteOkay, I'm going to kill one person to save many, would you?
QuoteHulk Hogan started a fucking ethical dilemma first thing isn't for us, any more than three things an energy drink and the photos but it
QuoteOh yeah, BTW everyone, we're going to be poking at a bright orange token and was like We are inneresting.
QuoteHERE'S THE experiment.
QuoteMaybe on account of the SORCERY BEHIND IT
QuoteIf you get mad clever with the logistics and delivery companies even make money, charging $7.50 to get something to us, any more than three things an energy drink and doing it
I would pretty much say any of those things.
Quote from: Pæs on November 15, 2013, 06:28:29 AM
QuoteOkay, I'm going to kill one person to save many, would you?
QuoteHulk Hogan started a fucking ethical dilemma first thing isn't for us, any more than three things an energy drink and the photos but it
QuoteOh yeah, BTW everyone, we're going to be poking at a bright orange token and was like We are inneresting.
QuoteHERE'S THE experiment.
QuoteMaybe on account of the SORCERY BEHIND IT
QuoteIf you get mad clever with the logistics and delivery companies even make money, charging $7.50 to get something to us, any more than three things an energy drink and doing it
I would pretty much say any of those things.
Yours are WAY more coherent than mine.
QuoteOh and then I'm leaning towards polenta with devil horn implants in a WHILE.
QuoteI get to school and all the magic of electricity!
QuoteAnd Wednesday evening I am not to have an *American* holiday.
QuoteI get to go to bed yet decided. I also think that if you're a fish, but really you're on the one
QuoteEverything's coming up for the people kinda fucked it
OK, I would say that last one. Just with more words.
Whoa, it's like if I were a LOT more drunk:
QuoteI get me that many Americans don't really love my serene household with ME at the end of the week; middleaged and ministerial!
This needs to be combined with that site which makes your posts very slightly incomprehensible (Nigel knows the one).
Quotei haev a long enough to become convinced that came out all wrong.
QuoteThat's what happens when you grip sharp metal edges with your deepest thoughts are idiots claiming that has swallowed me facefirst. Such as I have no idea.
QuoteAnd when your deepest thoughts are still looks like I should be doing something else. I don't care how weird glitch that makes you ever notice there
QuoteYour video games of any use of posting, I'll be listening to this as if Hiroshima and Nagasaki weren't horrible burn wound.
QuoteIf that thing has a degenerative connective tissue disease.
:eek:
Mostly mine seem to be about Defeating Cramulus, Being Drunk In Edinburgh (with assorted people) and George Takei's Meme Competition.
It's pretty funny.
Pixies is better though...
She has gems like
"The DM's are doubles, has two jobs"
"I'll bleach your details along..."
"is not see me"
and
"I need some volunteers for a tooth extraction"
Oshit.
One more of Pixies:
"Hence the counsellor is somewhat worried"
However, I swear I'll be spending a day or I always will. But you all to make sure UW is why FB won't add the thumbnail and then yammering on about maybe the Bahamas beats a week of here or friday.
If nothing else, just some musings on actual gold and just landed a TOTALLY effed.
#9652 Erik still owes us $40 for that should be like the Steelers defense did?
Happy muthas' day to all just an American extend to the point the protections and the Sounders, since I'm also sexy bitch about a totally broke ho.
I was quite beautiful.
It's amusing, in a kitchen, airport, or bar.
Dear NBA Go back to OR kindles with crispy pork belly stuffed with brains and I'm sure she's selling meth as I can before wednesday!
:lulz:
Yep, pretty spot-on.
I can't tell any difference between the above and actual facebook status updates.
What this is going to churn out for the semi-literate will be interesting. Idiot children everywhere will suddenly be Hirley0'd.
I'd just did my final day of Prince Philip's bladder infection.
Only a month until I should be discussing his brain with functional mathematics.
you can lie to me to protect your security. Allow me to discuss with a Pilsner Urquell.
Not a great way to incentivize a population to get back to sleep.
I'd just use it as an Alawite genocide, of course.
Noone ever saw several broods of the British government.
Sure, why not? Sounds like a Maoist People's War at the Leveson Inquiry today.
Syrian violence looking more likely, for the next two hours.
Paul Ryan's widow's peak hair is costing me nothing...
Thanks, BBC, but my students are hanging off the every word and deeply analysing the statements of Anders Behring Breivik.
Saw several DVDs, paid for by irate Ukranian icehockey players. all on holiday.
I predict this is this bullshit? (I think this is an actual status update)
Important Update It's pretty likely that your Facebook page is totally not using the radio.
Hulk Hogan started a web crawler for stylometric experiments.
So nobody is taken by surprise at the wedding, I'm going to spam you with the logistics and delivery more than three things an hour per driver.
So nobody is taken by a bright orange token and fortunately many of my identity in my name, and doing the thing isn't for sleep.
That's the experiment.
Finally hacked my way out of the morning. You don't go to Z service station before waking up properly.
QuoteOkay, just don't do shit, but at least we know someone will let Zuck take the Time 100 again to everyone who showed up, so here's the scoop for all minor inconveniences and unexplained shenanigans in my life.
QuoteSend me your friends. Or stars
Quotethinks that goes on. That's covering her blood donating hole.
QuoteGareth, the public on AN ISLAND IN which our herione stubs her head through the date?
Quoteis there a better version. Thanks for all of her dreams.
Quoteis there a dislike button for music?
QuoteGIVE THEM for all the FBI like your face?
Quoteif these are testicles I have to admit antisec is that
This is the best thing ever.
I plugged in a bunch of them but none of them matter because of this one's sheer total insanity:
QuoteOH GOOD IT'S super funny; it's times like this antibiotic prescription lasts precisely as an earmark of living alone is what led me to that were the Gods, gnawing upon the job AS AN episode of the plus side, Verizon employees find it again and you see that thing in the option of their barley wine which someone wrote a bunch of the second and put on your invitation. And I'm glad I found out that discovery.
I'm glad you found out that discovery, too.
Whatever it is.
Quote from: Cain on November 15, 2013, 02:11:58 PM
I'm glad you found out that discovery, too.
Whatever it is.
I believe the discovery it refers to is this:
QuoteBientôt l'été is a motorcycle.
And it surfs on the upchuck reflex
ATTN ASSHOLES out of social networking FTW!
Like WAY to kill a real sport yet?
Apparently I've to go for mounting your GoPro.
Sunset was a spare chicken lying down, sitting or standing it's a bit of victory in the hype!
TPB and BTjunkie are trying to find that
Goddamnit I think the booze likes me.
This will save hours minutes of time wasted thinking of shit to say :lulz:
I wonder if there's a way to automatically post it in your twitter feed.
looking for the man and then its hard for you to get your head around phirrip but some of us actually speak more than one language you see.
yeah I suspected my cat had been sleeping around...
hmm interesting proposition, what kind of herbs and spices would you recommend?
vamos a pile of kittens in barca...
Is comin to give a fuck?
how about ''your mum'' that more than one language you see.
fuckin 6 lil ones, should make a pile of herbs and spices would you recommend?
still goin strong, dragon pants rule!
looking for the fuck did you to get very very very loose berlin style?
nah just found a silent room...
now why the sun is shining, life is getting a greenthumb.
QuoteDave's owl friend from line to campsite relatively quickly. Could've been lucky when we got here.
I do frequently talk about our owl friends and how fast they move.
QuoteI still some on top of course, I don't listen to whole
And I must have accidentally something'd here.
QuoteI still have this picture lying or tomorrow, I am helping the government
This app is on to me.
QuoteBut next time
:eek:
QuoteAlways LOVELY to keep on rowing! and they're old crazycrazy. Some kind of crazy
I can't stop. But I'm done now.
QuotePosting while the rest of secrets inside her. She usually falls for skaterscene rebel boys. She's very humorous, and another Playdom game.
Sorry but we ain't even close to that content.
I hate waiting to start up way too early.
Windows Vista, Firefox has officially calling it the weekend.
Gave it a try, this was the best of a dozen or so clicks. The last one especially sounds like something I might post with as often as the laptop gives me problems.
Quote from: Cain on November 15, 2013, 09:26:25 AM
This needs to be combined with that site which makes your posts very slightly incomprehensible (Nigel knows the one).
Oh shit yes! I forget what the URL is but I have it saved on my desktop at home.
HAVE AT best because YOU unless absolutely necessary.
It mostly gets really bad when I don't want a coffin, anyway.
Nicely done, you just discovered the Tag Photo function.
Yeah he is marginally smarter than to really handle on it being called dumb. Also seems to TAKE action. You lay claim to paraphrase. ...
You've been shunned, and you grew up and hang out until he listen?
All right IN deposits, and shame on him for defending him.
She threw a social life and choose between not an utter shitbag for the rest of their frazzled nerves with more of those containers of hilarity in FRONT OF MY FUCKING assholes, the lot of it through the proper channels. If YOU HAVENT SEEN IT BECAUSE YOU went throught the court. YOUR child support has to be right.
You must be back in 200 years, for a bit.
I remember when a third CUP!
Wish I just stay still, I'll wrap a fucking HOUSE, and mhy mom and dad have a PARTAY WHO CARES ABOUT
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
HEY ALLA YOUSE SPAGS.
I'm pretty sure I did say this, several times. :lulz:
Just saw the biggest fucking spider in their 401k?
QuoteWil Wheaton is all my skates came in early.
Pad Thai when we went for some folks to have the Apes concept, high end population 6,940,000,000 plus some have permission to be secured to clear brush?
The lighting on Robb Stark to survive the whole Alpha Complex.
Though I was good, but kabab meat had some vague global warming rant about the Qarth chain of hives
it'a carpet then cops got all riot geary.
Anyone have network bandwidth but keep sfinding moldy/wet surprises in the B stand for Akira.
She's not sure if anyone has pink eye and petroleum jelly, doc said hail doesn't look like garlic and vinegar.
Can't stop clicking.
If you jam them all together in a big paragraph, it looks like noob word salad. :lol:
The flies are you WAITING for but from the fan. And responsibilities as the Nixon sticker on the intertubes. I happened to look underneath the RNC, they lock ME UP public school LET out. It expands on this. Congratulations, you're at the high school didn't know what part of it is an old mails in Zuck's economic bracket always new laws being passed. *chorus* *mayhem* PEOPLE HOWL AND broken before? Start with Bud Light Clamato. *shudders* just got here, and both parties will not sure enjoying the 300 am, the doorbell rings and show us to talk about Islam is the obvious solution? I basically don't believe in Greater Appalachia bordering El Norte and filling of Frankenfat Tell that recipe looks mad good, pardon my cell phone conversations, reading my email, etc. One of her students sit in Seguin. Well yeah. Shoving everybody to the side of a threat. Thanks for the RNC, I basically just go after the very effective...they PACKED this joint. The rationale I'm not sure why we're making some day to do just disrespect for The rationale I'm seeing is convincing kids that if it's their Some call cell phone at large. LOLOLOLOL ROMNEY that the bathroom. I'll DO to Christine Mathes Christopher Agon Chris Delaney Did you hate bacon. And claim political ideology had no bearing on predictive readings, since Capital is HIS penis in the world is.
There are harsh, and only the term Greek so many of MANY of my bliaut will be eligible at 145, seriously waited 15 min to see what kind of the floating food and the Lightning Game is for me, so that I should have a bunch of fucking upstarts getting my bliaut will be dressing in Norman garb I own. I don't mind it.
Yea. That looks about right, and that was one status. O_O
Here's moar:
He had a Sox fan, I'm UNDER THE entrance to my music.
Bacon has fiber fill. It was JUST as most of leave, during which he will be doing a lot of work with me, and their money.
Not because we didn't need a while. [I need to put that in Latin.]
Suu: Put it ALL in Latin. :lulz:
"It's good money to pay the price gouges the circulation in my countertop issues and it's not that how much traffic in the new place otherwise you're gonna get slapped! This is when 4 guys jumped in front of the city."
The end.
OMG. MAKE ME STOP.
"I'll be in upstate NY with his balls to get baseball on my first 2 seasons of The big Blue green."
"He's currently having a little antiRoman, this makes me work with the Spanish colonialism rather than down and 5 gallons of the Jews."
"You don't want to anime and she said explosive booze, this would make him call in know even the Starlights, but now I'm a Rays take the Wild Card!"
"I'd rather not have screenshotted their empire and possibly gain citizenship doing the least stressful thing after all."
"If the Sox win this is the time, except apparently they got pushed into them as soon as well as most of my cousin from Sicily, but we have, for your lake was all I just keep pissing, pissing a piece of rock, and Medievalists who was allied with the idea of federalism. I was going to lose bladder control for the rest of endless amusement since I can get one CAN see."
QuoteLos chilaquiles estaban ya al azar de películas de demonios
Yeah in spanish
It really IS addictively hilarious! Also, oh shit I think it's talking about Hirley0:
QuoteSometimes you meet someone who are way before.
Being a brat is cute, funny, or a combination Pizza HUT AND Taco Bell.
So the giant fireflies, phosphorescent bodies glowing through their clothes.
I've supported her, but I was like tha moon.
i can't watch the hippie man drink beer and tell you eat half your scab.
A lot of mine are a combination of "I predict", "Peter W. Gailbraith predicts", "Mitt Romney" and "Syria".
I'm kind of uncomfortable with how often mine is dropping the f-bomb. I should probably see to that. Anyway:
QuoteNothing confuses a prolife faggot more than couples.
This thread seriously brightens my day.
QuoteThis fight has a second ass would be marginally adequate until I could figure out how can people say that Michelle Bachmann is a worthy peace offering.
Wikipedia says it GOD DAMN you.
lulz Probably a sandwich.
I remember when I am just irked that there is no gas to put in it, the only person I hate YOU are complaining about
Only 11 here, but I'm moving for another few weeks fucked up some bits of throat flesh which looked not unlike raw chicken thigh bits.
Oh man. :lulz:
Kill the mouthy one first. That was an opossum that was promised to get my guest appearances at these days! Glitches back to spend a temperature point sometimes I interviewed at when I won't be crossed. I don't want to be president! But I just got into a democrat or had been evangelical or two thumbs and has two thumbs and just got tired of winning. I mean, I was just World that you the midgets aren't any of the Heat for happy hour, right? You are now if I know him, and the layered frilly hoop skirts and all. I don't know are a fistfight with. In a piece of beach, I'd have been eaten a line. And I'm sure they've shit get home in the 19th century! I've heard the colour of their own waterfront property are gonna regret that plot was total crap and I got its start randomly slapping people who is destined for under $10. Oh, and he's got mistaken for a small investment into a comedic party mask. I don't know but that time I've had Mexicans ask for free wifi and I can't imagine how does such a ride, he won't kill us. Abortions will be done as nice as possible to figure it goes to help resolve the guys I made all the right now.
Two paths diverged in the unborn.
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on November 16, 2013, 08:52:00 PM
Kill the mouthy one first. That was an opossum that was promised to get my guest appearances at these days! Glitches back to spend a temperature point sometimes I interviewed at when I won't be crossed. I don't want to be president! But I just got into a democrat or had been evangelical or two thumbs and has two thumbs and just got tired of winning. I mean, I was just World that you the midgets aren't any of the Heat for happy hour, right? You are now if I know him, and the layered frilly hoop skirts and all. I don't know are a fistfight with. In a piece of beach, I'd have been eaten a line. And I'm sure they've shit get home in the 19th century! I've heard the colour of their own waterfront property are gonna regret that plot was total crap and I got its start randomly slapping people who is destined for under $10. Oh, and he's got mistaken for a small investment into a comedic party mask. I don't know but that time I've had Mexicans ask for free wifi and I can't imagine how does such a ride, he won't kill us. Abortions will be done as nice as possible to figure it goes to help resolve the guys I made all the right now.
Two paths diverged in the unborn.
I am suddenly made very aware of possibilities for trolling.
Awesome, I found out proudly with unorthodox relationship styles. I'm saying call me a large enough dustpit.
Well, it is being shipped, even though I had no idea a place called me an appeal to poor nutrition.
I'll have a bunch of wall.
I kinda feel like a master troll for convincing PD's BIP-style Discordians to post a thread full of word salad.
Quote from: Pæs on November 16, 2013, 09:40:10 PM
I kinda feel like a master troll for convincing PD's BIP-style Discordians to post a thread full of word salad.
:lulz: Well-played.
The thing that makes this most effective is that it's splicing people's own words together, often words they have long forgotten, and so each piece of word salad has the unique fingerprint of the person whose posts it's pulled from, and it addition in general every person is fascinated with themselves so this is sort of like a little self-archaeology for everyone.
Back in ANY WAY, WE WOULD BE FIRED FROM OUR COMMUNITIES.
My friends because I fucking dime out of the worst examples of humanity.
You must be fucking assholes, the universe is one is PACKING HEAT!
Hire Bruce is not directly responsible for letting people know that you will take a VACATION TO CELEBRATE A fire or something.
Am I go from a mutual friend Ok here is actually a fact.
It mostly gets really bad idea, I figured a shower. Just nullify a conspiracy nut. LAWL Nice.
Microwave for 1 minute.
I like to think that the more people post using this service, the more their real voice gets diluted until everyone sounds like spambots.
Quote from: Pæs on November 16, 2013, 10:59:01 PM
I like to think that the more people post using this service, the more their real voice gets diluted until everyone sounds like spambots.
I wonder how many people are actually posting it to their timelines?
I'm doing one a day until I get bored.
Quote from: Pæs on November 16, 2013, 09:40:10 PM
I kinda feel like a master troll for convincing PD's BIP-style Discordians to post a thread full of word salad.
you win all the dildoes!
QuoteATTN HUMANS I'm asking nicely.
Uncanny.
QuoteAha ah ha Tee Hee Boop Bork.
Man, I feel like I have no purpose now, if this devil machine can replicate me so easily.
QuoteI'm going to be a short experiment. So, if you read this, leave one of you on a couch in the middle of Waverley station like we totally got our bagel on my friends. We also discovered that was wrong with the iiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsssssiiiiiiiiiiiddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
I'll get our bagel on your friends. If you know what I mean.
QuoteThe university has a rhinoplasty nose job would be BUSINESS AS USUAL. ALSO, CAPS LOCK = bucket of my life in the same time it.
QuoteSo, I assume, we're getting a Dark Ages.
QuoteAt UCLA, they have to STITCH IT
QuoteI can say that
QuoteI can be criminally incompetent and unfixable. It's a picture with the trash can, so mnyeh!
QuoteFinancial woes from early days without trial, not committed to the full of relationships. We're doomed.
:lulz: Last one's a little dark...
QuoteThe idea of Church and falling like driving an empty heads with Indie Rock and NPR, and everyone else.
:lulz:
Quoteif there's another civil war, it will help millions of people being maced and beaten.
Quote from: V3X on November 18, 2013, 12:31:35 AM
Quoteif there's another civil war, it will help millions of people being maced and beaten.
Oh, wow. Nicely prophetic.
QuoteYou must be getting your facts from sad orphans into your rectum.
QuoteI once defeated [Cram] in the friendship. Thank you asshole.
I kind of want to make a facebook account that uses only these posts and then run that through the thing again just to see how incomprehensible this can get.
QuoteHas anyone really been far as I'm concerned.
QuoteI'm still happening on Monday is a meal. If I had an app, widget, dongle, or whatever animals, even shrimp Acts 10.
QuoteIt takes as its review of the The United Nations Committee on the Elimination of their capital, but they bar the vegetables, but I think we need a mystery.
QuoteI think I was never got some splainin' to do.
QuoteSo angels are gay? Enquiring minds want to do look more like?
Yep. That's me, only slightly more coherent and interesting.
Sometimes I would love to know what the original posts were.
QuoteThe fulldimension framing was to make a knucklecracking baton.
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 19, 2013, 07:27:34 PM
I kind of want to make a facebook account that uses only these posts and then run that through the thing again just to see how incomprehensible this can get.
This is a brilliant idea.
QuoteI feel dirty for a rainy day?
QuoteThanks you mean semen, and all young and hot.
QuotePssshhhh like anyone calls anyone anymore!
QuoteYay, thank you stranger, for your NOSE! is a fairly intelligent, kind of my fist!
QuoteI feel dirty for saying that.
BRB trolling with these
People have left messages saying call me and look forward to describe. There's a reason I have to go missing a metric nut.
QuoteAnd I'll lose will echo in my approach, every woman who cries out, DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT THING!? will be my left eye, followed by assholes. William Gibson.
This is as good as actual scripture.
You have the general-purpose philosophy:
Quote
Toe the sunlight and look around, jumping, climbing, and Women's Suffrage; just the wagon crashes.
it was a real science and MAKE it happen.
I'm glad the Republicans are wrong or they have a new idea.
You have prophecy:
Quote
I will be fought, more or less, between Walmart shoppers and Target shoppers.
Santa will reward me
Yes, but it will happen tomorrow, that you're Dominican.
And then there's true spiritual-style insight:
Quote
Now I know there's a lie. All this and they're willing to throw out the power to see
Surrounded by screaming imbeciles.
Republicans Cutting taxes your legs off. It's a wet heat.
Maybe the government was a service whose bombs are a vocabulary that barely stretches into civil war.
This is way better than trying to come up with something authentic to say.
:lulz:
One of my relatives has responded with shock to one of these posts. SHOULD I KEEP GOING? :lulz:
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 21, 2013, 04:44:58 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 19, 2013, 07:27:34 PM
I kind of want to make a facebook account that uses only these posts and then run that through the thing again just to see how incomprehensible this can get.
This is a brilliant idea.
I completley forgot about this. When I actually set up a facebook account, I'll do exactly this.