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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on November 17, 2013, 04:31:46 AM

Title: happy Dildomas! i am drunk and has a sex toy party
Post by: Suu on November 17, 2013, 04:31:46 AM
Ask me anything!
Title: Re: happy Dildomas! i am drunk and has a sex toy party
Post by: Trivial on November 17, 2013, 04:33:49 AM
How useful are those swing contraptions?
Title: Re: happy Dildomas! i am drunk and has a sex toy party
Post by: LMNO on November 17, 2013, 06:26:05 AM
Girth vs depth vs third-target stimulus.



Also, how many toys included anal?
Title: Re: happy Dildomas! i am drunk and has a sex toy party
Post by: Suu on November 17, 2013, 10:04:12 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on November 17, 2013, 04:33:49 AM
How useful are those swing contraptions?

Didn't talk about them. But I've heard good reviews.
Title: Re: happy Dildomas! i am drunk and has a sex toy party
Post by: Suu on November 17, 2013, 10:05:12 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 17, 2013, 06:26:05 AM
Girth vs depth vs third-target stimulus.



Also, how many toys included anal?

They had something for everyone's preference, and a good chunk of the catalog was anal.
Title: Re: happy Dildomas! i am drunk and has a sex toy party
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on November 17, 2013, 12:30:03 PM
This thread better not ruin my ideas about what these parties are like.
Title: Re: happy Dildomas! i am drunk and has a sex toy party
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 17, 2013, 01:19:00 PM
Do you think there's a market for robot dildoes?
Title: Re: happy Dildomas! i am drunk and has a sex toy party
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 17, 2013, 02:45:38 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 17, 2013, 01:19:00 PM
Do you think there's a market for robot dildoes?

Well there are already small tool-box sized machines that operate a thrusting mechanism, often used in D/s scenarios . . . not to mention Sybians and Venuses, so I guess dump one of those into a Vin Diesel or Jessica Alba chassis and voila?
Title: Re: happy Dildomas! i am drunk and has a sex toy party
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 17, 2013, 02:58:12 PM
Not dildoes stuck on robots, dildoes that ARE robots. As in articulated and programmable.
Title: Re: happy Dildomas! i am drunk and has a sex toy party
Post by: Suu on November 17, 2013, 04:26:33 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 17, 2013, 02:58:12 PM
Not dildoes stuck on robots, dildoes that ARE robots. As in articulated and programmable.

They're working on it.

No, really. This one she showed had so many different lights and functions and I think it was partially AI...It was a bit intimidating, to say the least. But the market is there.
Title: Re: happy Dildomas! i am drunk and has a sex toy party
Post by: Suu on November 17, 2013, 04:27:23 PM
Quote from: V3X on November 17, 2013, 12:30:03 PM
This thread better not ruin my ideas about what these parties are like.

If it's the same idea my boyfriend had when he asked for pictures and video...it probably will.
Title: Re: happy Dildomas! i am drunk and has a sex toy party
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 17, 2013, 04:40:57 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 17, 2013, 04:26:33 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 17, 2013, 02:58:12 PM
Not dildoes stuck on robots, dildoes that ARE robots. As in articulated and programmable.

They're working on it.

No, really. This one she showed had so many different lights and functions and I think it was partially AI...It was a bit intimidating, to say the least. But the market is there.

I know people who make robots. We should pitch things.
Title: Re: happy Dildomas! i am drunk and has a sex toy party
Post by: Suu on November 17, 2013, 05:28:12 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 17, 2013, 04:40:57 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 17, 2013, 04:26:33 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 17, 2013, 02:58:12 PM
Not dildoes stuck on robots, dildoes that ARE robots. As in articulated and programmable.

They're working on it.

No, really. This one she showed had so many different lights and functions and I think it was partially AI...It was a bit intimidating, to say the least. But the market is there.

I know people who make robots. We should pitch things.

My boyfriend is too busy finishing K-9 and starting an astromech. No dildos for him, there's only so much room I have for his electronics fetish.
Title: Re: happy Dildomas! i am drunk and has a sex toy party
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on November 17, 2013, 05:32:59 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 17, 2013, 04:27:23 PM
Quote from: V3X on November 17, 2013, 12:30:03 PM
This thread better not ruin my ideas about what these parties are like.

If it's the same idea my boyfriend had when he asked for pictures and video...it probably will.

This is the problem with you Discordians. Nothing is sacred to you.
Title: Re: happy Dildomas! i am drunk and has a sex toy party
Post by: Suu on November 17, 2013, 06:21:16 PM
Quote from: V3X on November 17, 2013, 05:32:59 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 17, 2013, 04:27:23 PM
Quote from: V3X on November 17, 2013, 12:30:03 PM
This thread better not ruin my ideas about what these parties are like.

If it's the same idea my boyfriend had when he asked for pictures and video...it probably will.

This is the problem with you Discordians. Nothing is sacred to you.

Evidently, we also do parties.
Title: Re: happy Dildomas! i am drunk and has a sex toy party
Post by: Forsooth on November 17, 2013, 07:31:42 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 17, 2013, 02:58:12 PM
Not dildoes stuck on robots, dildoes that ARE robots. As in articulated and programmable.

now just imagine those  magnetic cubes with the fly wheels in them

but with  dildos
Title: Re: happy Dildomas! i am drunk and has a sex toy party
Post by: Faust on November 17, 2013, 07:58:30 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 17, 2013, 02:58:12 PM
Not dildoes stuck on robots, dildoes that ARE robots. As in articulated and programmable.

There's some DIY jobs out there.

http://hackaday.com/2012/11/25/making-a-touchless-vibrator-with-reverse-engineering/