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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2013, 03:40:31 PM

Title: BREAKING: PATRICK STEWART CHOPPED TO PIECES BY MANIAC
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2013, 03:40:31 PM
(http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/ap/britain%20royal%20investiture%20-1923877541.grid-4x2.jpg)

:cry:
Title: Re: BREAKING: PATRICK STEWART CHOPPED TO PIECES BY MANIAC
Post by: Cain on November 18, 2013, 04:19:42 PM
Look at that blatant promotion of gang culture, carrying a knife in a public place.

I blame the parents.
Title: Re: BREAKING: PATRICK STEWART CHOPPED TO PIECES BY MANIAC
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 18, 2013, 05:53:50 PM
Someone ought to do something about these British hooligans!
Title: Re: BREAKING: PATRICK STEWART CHOPPED TO PIECES BY MANIAC
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 18, 2013, 05:56:14 PM
Germans actually. If that was a british person holding the sword, Stewart would be dead by now and the contents of his wallet invested in crack futures.
Title: Re: BREAKING: PATRICK STEWART CHOPPED TO PIECES BY MANIAC
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2013, 06:01:39 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 18, 2013, 05:56:14 PM
Germans actually. If that was a british person holding the sword, Stewart would be dead by now and the contents of his wallet invested in crack futures.

It was time lapse photography.  One frame later, Patrick Stewart's head is bouncing down the gallery like Charles I.
Title: Re: BREAKING: PATRICK STEWART CHOPPED TO PIECES BY MANIAC
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 18, 2013, 10:49:58 PM
I for one would like to welcome our shape-shifting reptilian monarchy  :eek:
Title: Re: BREAKING: PATRICK STEWART CHOPPED TO PIECES BY MANIAC
Post by: Forsooth on November 18, 2013, 10:59:19 PM
 little old ladies need bladed weapons that long in that country? jeez
Title: Re: BREAKING: PATRICK STEWART CHOPPED TO PIECES BY MANIAC
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 18, 2013, 11:03:35 PM
Only the royalty. Most of the little old ladies round my way have to make do with machetes
Title: Re: BREAKING: PATRICK STEWART CHOPPED TO PIECES BY MANIAC
Post by: Junkenstein on November 18, 2013, 11:59:26 PM
Bit of a tangent, but one of the most terrifying things I've ever seen is an angry 70 year old woman holding a kukri.

I nearly shat.
Title: Re: BREAKING: PATRICK STEWART CHOPPED TO PIECES BY MANIAC
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2013, 12:00:31 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 18, 2013, 11:59:26 PM
Bit of a tangent, but one of the most terrifying things I've ever seen is an angry 70 year old woman holding a kukri.

I nearly shat.

I would.
Title: Re: BREAKING: PATRICK STEWART CHOPPED TO PIECES BY MANIAC
Post by: Richter on November 19, 2013, 03:20:12 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 18, 2013, 03:40:31 PM
(http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/ap/britain%20royal%20investiture%20-1923877541.grid-4x2.jpg)

:cry:

The poor bastard!  The old "Enterprise" crew rushed out of the audience to try to save him, but of course they were too late.  Levar managed to occupy the assailant with a book and catchy lyrics for a few seconds before he was cut down, and Brent nearly floored her by showing emotion. 

Meanwhile Mcfadden cradled his ruined form.  Frakes was sobbign alongside him repeating "Frenchman...why did they have to make you play a FRENCHMAN?" over and over.

Stewart, in the penultimate act of BRITISH calmly pronounced.  "Damn.  Carry on Number One."

and died.
Title: Re: BREAKING: PATRICK STEWART CHOPPED TO PIECES BY MANIAC
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2013, 03:21:34 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 19, 2013, 03:20:12 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 18, 2013, 03:40:31 PM
(http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/ap/britain%20royal%20investiture%20-1923877541.grid-4x2.jpg)

:cry:

The poor bastard!  The old "Enterprise" crew rushed out of the audience to try to save him, but of course they were too late.  Levar managed to occupy the assailant with a book and catchy lyrics for a few seconds before he was cut down, and Brent nearly floored her by showing emotion. 

Meanwhile Mcfadden cradled his ruined form.  Frakes was sobbign alongside him repeating "Frenchman...why did they have to make you play a FRENCHMAN?" over and over.

Stewart, in the penultimate act of BRITISH calmly pronounced.  "Damn.  Carry on Number One."

and died.

"For once, you mamby-pamby non-Kirk Sissyman, phasers WERE THE FUCKING ANSWER."

Title: Re: BREAKING: PATRICK STEWART CHOPPED TO PIECES BY MANIAC
Post by: Cain on November 19, 2013, 08:15:45 AM
THERE....ARE...FOUR...DISTINCTIVE HONOURS THE CROWN CAN BESTOW ON A BRITISH CITIZEN....
Title: Re: BREAKING: PATRICK STEWART CHOPPED TO PIECES BY MANIAC
Post by: Richter on November 20, 2013, 03:31:53 AM
 :mittens: