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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 20, 2013, 08:29:40 PM

Title: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 20, 2013, 08:29:40 PM
EVERYONE GET IN!
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: hooplala on November 20, 2013, 08:30:45 PM
Present and accounted for.
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: Salty on November 20, 2013, 08:30:52 PM
I clicked on this thread because I was, like, HOLY SHIT, I have to get in there or die trying.
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2013, 08:31:46 PM
If I'm not allowed in, I'll burn the building down.
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 20, 2013, 08:32:03 PM
I'M GOING TO STAND OUTSIDE AND LONGINGLY PAW AT THE WINDOWS
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: Faust on November 20, 2013, 08:32:22 PM
Is this the KKK?
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2013, 08:33:22 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 20, 2013, 08:32:03 PM
I'M GOING TO STAND OUTSIDE AND LONGINGLY PAW AT THE WINDOWS

SCRAM, DONDI!   :argh!:
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: LMNO on November 20, 2013, 08:33:48 PM
Fiiinally I found that I... belong here...  :musak:
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: hooplala on November 20, 2013, 08:34:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 20, 2013, 08:33:48 PM
Fiiinally I found that I... belong here...  :musak:

Gooble gobble, gooble gobble...
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 20, 2013, 08:35:01 PM
Yay!

Somebody make the "no Hungarians" sign. We're very specifically racist around here.
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2013, 08:35:30 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 20, 2013, 08:35:01 PM
Yay!

Somebody make the "no Hungarians" sign. We're very specifically racist around here.

Done and done.

Alty can stay, though, as a nod to tokenism.
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: hooplala on November 20, 2013, 08:37:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 08:35:30 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 20, 2013, 08:35:01 PM
Yay!

Somebody make the "no Hungarians" sign. We're very specifically racist around here.

Done and done.

Alty can stay, though, as a nod to tokenism.

And, if it's ok with everyone, I think I'd like to hang up this pic of Bela Lugosi... he was my favorite Hungarian.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9e/Martin_Landau-Mission-1968.jpg)
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2013, 08:38:22 PM
Quote from: Rex Bologna on November 20, 2013, 08:37:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 08:35:30 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 20, 2013, 08:35:01 PM
Yay!

Somebody make the "no Hungarians" sign. We're very specifically racist around here.

Done and done.

Alty can stay, though, as a nod to tokenism.

And, if it's ok with everyone, I think I'd like to hang up this pic of Bela Lugosi... he was my favorite Hungarian.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9e/Martin_Landau-Mission-1968.jpg)

:rogpipe:
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2013, 08:39:38 PM
 :owned3:
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 20, 2013, 08:40:16 PM
Looking at the title, i immediately pictured the Burger King Kids Club, only with more leather jackets and smoking.
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2013, 08:41:12 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 20, 2013, 08:40:16 PM
Looking at the title, i immediately pictured the Burger King Kids Club, only with more leather jackets and smoking.

And the kid in the wheelchair pushed over the stairs.
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: Payne on November 20, 2013, 08:41:41 PM
I'm currently writing about my goddamned hero as per Hoops' request, but please sign me up.
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: hooplala on November 20, 2013, 08:41:50 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 08:41:12 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 20, 2013, 08:40:16 PM
Looking at the title, i immediately pictured the Burger King Kids Club, only with more leather jackets and smoking.

And the kid in the wheelchair pushed over the stairs.

And the token black kid is really Al Jolson.
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2013, 08:42:59 PM
Quote from: Rex Bologna on November 20, 2013, 08:41:50 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 08:41:12 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 20, 2013, 08:40:16 PM
Looking at the title, i immediately pictured the Burger King Kids Club, only with more leather jackets and smoking.

And the kid in the wheelchair pushed over the stairs.

And the token black kid is really Al Jolson.

Why is there always a kid in a wheelchair?  And why is he always so fucking happy about it?
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: hooplala on November 20, 2013, 08:43:50 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 08:42:59 PM
Quote from: Rex Bologna on November 20, 2013, 08:41:50 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 08:41:12 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 20, 2013, 08:40:16 PM
Looking at the title, i immediately pictured the Burger King Kids Club, only with more leather jackets and smoking.

And the kid in the wheelchair pushed over the stairs.

And the token black kid is really Al Jolson.

Why is there always a kid in a wheelchair?  And why is he always so fucking happy about it?

MOXIE!
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: hooplala on November 20, 2013, 08:45:02 PM
There he is!

(http://cdn01.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/17/Glee_Season_4_Promo.jpg)

You know what a show about singing and dancing needs?  A handicapable!
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 20, 2013, 09:26:48 PM
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member!  :ECH:
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 20, 2013, 09:34:31 PM
Quote from: Rex Bologna on November 20, 2013, 08:45:02 PM
There he is!

(http://cdn01.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/17/Glee_Season_4_Promo.jpg)

You know what a show about singing and dancing needs?  A handicapable!
I remember seeing one episode where that kid was gonna get on the football team. Their strategy: use him as a battering ram. I SHIT YOU NOT
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: Faust on November 20, 2013, 09:35:15 PM
Quote from: Rex Bologna on November 20, 2013, 08:45:02 PM
There he is!

(http://cdn01.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/17/Glee_Season_4_Promo.jpg)

You know what a show about singing and dancing needs?  A handicapable!
yes yes no yes yes yes yes no yes yes no yes yes yes no yes yes yes
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: hooplala on November 20, 2013, 09:35:57 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 20, 2013, 09:34:31 PM
Quote from: Rex Bologna on November 20, 2013, 08:45:02 PM
There he is!

You know what a show about singing and dancing needs?  A handicapable!
I remember seeing one episode where that kid was gonna get on the football team. Their strategy: use him as a battering ram. I SHIT YOU NOT

That's what makes him handicapable!


Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: hooplala on November 20, 2013, 09:38:24 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 20, 2013, 09:35:15 PM
yes yes no yes yes yes yes no yes yes no yes yes yes no yes yes yes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6eTTaY1a6M (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6eTTaY1a6M)
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: Faust on November 20, 2013, 09:45:53 PM
Quote from: Rex Bologna on November 20, 2013, 09:38:24 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 20, 2013, 09:35:15 PM
yes yes no yes yes yes yes no yes yes no yes yes yes no yes yes yes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6eTTaY1a6M (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6eTTaY1a6M)
:lulz:
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: Verbal Mike on November 20, 2013, 09:57:15 PM
So a year ago I was having weirdly specific connection problems for PD.COM only [true story!] so I just kind of stopped coming here.
Now this is the first thread I went into. Am I in?
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2013, 09:59:40 PM
Quote from: Verbal Mike on November 20, 2013, 09:57:15 PM
So a year ago I was having weirdly specific connection problems for PD.COM only [true story!] so I just kind of stopped coming here.
Now this is the first thread I went into. Am I in?

First you have to eat a bug.

Payne gets to pick the bug.
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: Verbal Mike on November 20, 2013, 10:00:53 PM
Did...did the other kids have to eat a bug too? :(
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: Payne on November 20, 2013, 10:02:17 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 09:59:40 PM
Quote from: Verbal Mike on November 20, 2013, 09:57:15 PM
So a year ago I was having weirdly specific connection problems for PD.COM only [true story!] so I just kind of stopped coming here.
Now this is the first thread I went into. Am I in?

First you have to eat a bug.

Payne gets to pick the bug.

(http://www.tofugu.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/japanese-giant-hornet-2.png)
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: LMNO on November 20, 2013, 10:09:36 PM
Quote from: Rex Bologna on November 20, 2013, 09:38:24 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 20, 2013, 09:35:15 PM
yes yes no yes yes yes yes no yes yes no yes yes yes no yes yes yes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6eTTaY1a6M (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6eTTaY1a6M)

What does it say about me that I knew what that link was before I clicked it?
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: Verbal Mike on November 20, 2013, 10:11:11 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 20, 2013, 10:02:17 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 09:59:40 PM
Quote from: Verbal Mike on November 20, 2013, 09:57:15 PM
So a year ago I was having weirdly specific connection problems for PD.COM only [true story!] so I just kind of stopped coming here.
Now this is the first thread I went into. Am I in?

First you have to eat a bug.

Payne gets to pick the bug.

(http://www.tofugu.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/japanese-giant-hornet-2.png)
Umm do those come in deep-fried?
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: LMNO on November 20, 2013, 10:15:30 PM
No, they come in ANGRY.
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 20, 2013, 10:16:08 PM
AM I RUINING IT YET?
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: Verbal Mike on November 20, 2013, 10:18:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 20, 2013, 10:15:30 PM
No, they come in ANGRY.
Well, do they come out deep-fried?
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 20, 2013, 11:17:31 PM
NIGEL HAS BEEN PROMOTED TO CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE OF THE COOL KIDS KLUB.

ADDITIONALLY, ANYONE WHO SPELLS THE WORD "KLUB" WITH A "C" WILL BE EXPELLED.
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 20, 2013, 11:43:01 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 20, 2013, 11:17:31 PM
NIGEL HAS BEEN PROMOTED TO CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE OF THE COOL KIDS KLUB.

ADDITIONALLY, ANYONE WHO SPELLS THE WORD "KLUB" WITH A "C" WILL BE EXPELLED.

SWEET

I WILL PROMPTLY START USING MY POWERS TO MAKE PEOPLE NOT LIKE PEOPLE I DISLIKE, BECAUSE I TOTALLY CAN DO THAT.
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2013, 11:43:59 PM
Quote from: Verbal Mike on November 20, 2013, 10:18:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 20, 2013, 10:15:30 PM
No, they come in ANGRY.
Well, do they come out deep-fried?

You're lucky.  I would have picked a tarantula hawk.
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: LMNO on November 20, 2013, 11:49:27 PM
Camel spider.
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 20, 2013, 11:50:48 PM
Bullet shrimp
Title: Re: COOL KIDS KLUB
Post by: Ben Shapiro on November 21, 2013, 01:51:29 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 20, 2013, 08:41:12 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 20, 2013, 08:40:16 PM
Looking at the title, i immediately pictured the Burger King Kids Club, only with more leather jackets and smoking.

And the kid in the wheelchair pushed over the stairs.

But he's so RAD.