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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2013, 03:36:37 PM

Title: Dream a Little Dream with Me, pt 7: How to age 5 years in 1 night
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2013, 03:36:37 PM
Okay, new guys, here's the deal:  You aren't here to fight for freedom and you aren't here to fight for the safety of the American people.  You aren't even here to fight for the bottom line of one or more shitty corporations which make the news on a regular basis. 

The two replacements just look at me, uncomprehending what I'm trying to get across to them.

You aren't here to fight for your buddies.  That's the dumbest excuse of all, because they wouldn't be your buddies if you weren't here, right?  No.  And you aren't here to spread democracy, for fuck's sake.  You can't make someone be democratic, it's a Goddamn contradiction in terms.

They just stare.

You aren't here to fight for any of these abstract notions.  You're here because you're monsters.  You're here because you like to fight, and the present enemy will do.

I hand a rifle to each of my two children, a grin, no a rictus, on my face.

Come on.  You'll like it.
Title: Re: Dream a Little Dream with Me, pt 7: How to age 5 years in 1 night
Post by: LMNO on November 25, 2013, 03:43:05 PM
Oh, crap.  I both welome and dread where this might be going.
Title: Re: Dream a Little Dream with Me, pt 7: How to age 5 years in 1 night
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2013, 03:44:00 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 25, 2013, 03:43:05 PM
Oh, crap.  I both welome and dread where this might be going.

It is where it was going.

There wasn't any more to it.  That's the point where I woke up bolt upright.
Title: Re: Dream a Little Dream with Me, pt 7: How to age 5 years in 1 night
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2013, 03:45:06 PM
My son is in the Marines now, as you know, and my daughter is enlisting in the army.

That will make 6 straight generations of soldiers/sailors in the family.
Title: Re: Dream a Little Dream with Me, pt 7: How to age 5 years in 1 night
Post by: Payne on November 25, 2013, 03:47:57 PM
This is some dark shit right here.

There is no rational response I can make to it, and I guess that's what you mean by the civilian therapists looking horrified when you talk about it to them.



The End of The World is Coming.
Title: Re: Dream a Little Dream with Me, pt 7: How to age 5 years in 1 night
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2013, 03:50:04 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 25, 2013, 03:47:57 PM
This is some dark shit right here.

There is no rational response I can make to it, and I guess that's what you mean by the civilian therapists looking horrified when you talk about it to them.



The End of The World is Coming.

Naw.  We've been doing this shit for 8000 years at least. 
Title: Re: Dream a Little Dream with Me, pt 7: How to age 5 years in 1 night
Post by: Payne on November 25, 2013, 03:55:15 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 25, 2013, 03:50:04 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 25, 2013, 03:47:57 PM
This is some dark shit right here.

There is no rational response I can make to it, and I guess that's what you mean by the civilian therapists looking horrified when you talk about it to them.



The End of The World is Coming.

Naw.  We've been doing this shit for 8000 years at least.

  :cry:

Yeah, and if all goes to plan we'll be able to do it for a few more years yet. I reckon that for all of those wars, battles, skirmishes and police actions someone thought The End Was Nigh, and unfortunately for all too many of them it was.

Title: Re: Dream a Little Dream with Me, pt 7: How to age 5 years in 1 night
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 25, 2013, 04:18:25 PM
In your position I think I might have shat my pance.  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Dream a Little Dream with Me, pt 7: How to age 5 years in 1 night
Post by: Eater of Clowns on November 25, 2013, 04:28:25 PM
This is gutwrenching and powerful.
Title: Re: Dream a Little Dream with Me, pt 7: How to age 5 years in 1 night
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 25, 2013, 05:24:14 PM
Ouch. :(
Title: Re: Dream a Little Dream with Me, pt 7: How to age 5 years in 1 night
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 26, 2013, 12:26:31 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 25, 2013, 03:36:37 PM
Come on.  You'll like it.

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 25, 2013, 03:36:37 PM
You'll like it.

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 25, 2013, 03:36:37 PM
You'll like it.

*shudders*
Title: Re: Dream a Little Dream with Me, pt 7: How to age 5 years in 1 night
Post by: Junkenstein on November 26, 2013, 10:10:46 AM
QuoteYou aren't here to fight for your buddies.  That's the dumbest excuse of all, because they wouldn't be your buddies if you weren't here, right?  No.  And you aren't here to spread democracy, for fuck's sake.  You can't make someone be democratic, it's a Goddamn contradiction in terms.

THIS.

This should be on t-shirts.
Title: Re: Dream a Little Dream with Me, pt 7: How to age 5 years in 1 night
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 26, 2013, 10:48:25 AM
War is addictive

Violence trumps any argument

Anyone who tells you otherwise is either lying or has a belly full of kool-aid

Give peace a chance?

Peace has no (zero) chance

Never had / never will

Conflict is inevitable

Escalation is assured

We are weaponised apes

We cannot be deactivated
Title: Re: Dream a Little Dream with Me, pt 7: How to age 5 years in 1 night
Post by: Junkenstein on November 26, 2013, 10:59:00 AM
QuoteEscalation is assured

Not only assured, but desirable and good for the economy. The Markets demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
Title: Re: Dream a Little Dream with Me, pt 7: How to age 5 years in 1 night
Post by: Reginald Ret on November 26, 2013, 12:23:46 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 26, 2013, 10:59:00 AM
The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
Memebomb.

Add it to the memebomb database?
Title: Re: Dream a Little Dream with Me, pt 7: How to age 5 years in 1 night
Post by: Junkenstein on November 26, 2013, 12:24:48 PM
Feel free
Title: Re: Dream a Little Dream with Me, pt 7: How to age 5 years in 1 night
Post by: Reginald Ret on November 26, 2013, 12:27:26 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 26, 2013, 12:24:48 PM
Feel free
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