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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 25, 2013, 07:43:47 PM

Title: Unleash the PUNS!
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 25, 2013, 07:43:47 PM
A friend of mine went to a furry party a while back, told me he had a good time. However he mentioned that the guy hosting had forbidden alcohol, because he didn't want things to get too rowdy. I immediately respond....

"Yea, you wouldn't want all those furries to be running around like ANIMALS, would ya?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Unleash the PUNS!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2013, 08:04:41 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 25, 2013, 07:43:47 PM
A friend of mine went to a furry party a while back,

This makes me sad.   :sad:

Title: Re: Unleash the PUNS!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 25, 2013, 09:47:17 PM
Finally, a thread that EVERYTHING is wrong with!
Title: Re: Unleash the PUNS!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2013, 09:48:10 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 25, 2013, 09:47:17 PM
Finally, a thread that EVERYTHING is wrong with!

NOPE.

Holist hasn't derailed it yet.
Title: Re: Unleash the PUNS!
Post by: Payne on November 25, 2013, 09:51:01 PM
This thread is a toolbox.

I haven't declared any thread to be a toolbox in a long time, and it feels good.
Title: Re: Unleash the PUNS!
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 25, 2013, 09:57:41 PM

Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 25, 2013, 09:47:17 PM
Finally, a thread that EVERYTHING is wrong with!
thanks, i try! :D
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 25, 2013, 09:48:10 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 25, 2013, 09:47:17 PM
Finally, a thread that EVERYTHING is wrong with!

NOPE.

Holist hasn't derailed it yet.

well, following that TRAIN of thought, i wanted to see whether anyone else shared my love of terrible cringeworthy puns.
Title: Re: Unleash the PUNS!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 25, 2013, 09:58:17 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 25, 2013, 09:57:41 PM

Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 25, 2013, 09:47:17 PM
Finally, a thread that EVERYTHING is wrong with!
thanks, i try! :D
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 25, 2013, 09:48:10 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 25, 2013, 09:47:17 PM
Finally, a thread that EVERYTHING is wrong with!

NOPE.

Holist hasn't derailed it yet.

well, following that TRAIN of thought, i wanted to see whether anyone else shared my love of terrible cringeworthy puns.

There was this one guy, RWHN, who loved them.  He loved them so much that we all hate them.  Forever.
Title: Re: Unleash the PUNS!
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 25, 2013, 09:59:49 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 25, 2013, 09:51:01 PM
This thread is a toolbox.

I haven't declared any thread to be a toolbox in a long time, and it feels good.
I've literally never heard the term toolbox like that before.

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 25, 2013, 09:58:17 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 25, 2013, 09:57:41 PM

Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 25, 2013, 09:47:17 PM
Finally, a thread that EVERYTHING is wrong with!
thanks, i try! :D
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 25, 2013, 09:48:10 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 25, 2013, 09:47:17 PM
Finally, a thread that EVERYTHING is wrong with!

NOPE.

Holist hasn't derailed it yet.

well, following that TRAIN of thought, i wanted to see whether anyone else shared my love of terrible cringeworthy puns.

There was this one guy, RWHN, who loved them.  He loved them so much that we all hate them.  Forever.
See, now this makes ME sad.
Title: Re: Unleash the PUNS!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 26, 2013, 12:19:53 AM
We need to get Holist in here ASAP.
Title: Re: Unleash the PUNS!
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on November 26, 2013, 12:46:51 AM
Myturnmyturnmyturnmyturn!
Why did the Sumerian civilization collapse? Cancer. They refused to switch over to using the much healthier e-ziggurats.
Title: Re: Unleash the PUNS!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 26, 2013, 12:49:47 AM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on November 26, 2013, 12:46:51 AM
Myturnmyturnmyturnmyturn!
Why did the Sumerian civilization collapse? Cancer. They refused to switch over to using the much healthier e-ziggurats.

You have made me decide to change my avatar.
Title: Re: Unleash the PUNS!
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 26, 2013, 01:41:33 AM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on November 26, 2013, 12:46:51 AM
Myturnmyturnmyturnmyturn!
Why did the Sumerian civilization collapse? Cancer. They refused to switch over to using the much healthier e-ziggurats.
:lulz:
Title: Re: Unleash the PUNS!
Post by: Reginald Ret on November 26, 2013, 02:07:14 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 26, 2013, 01:41:33 AM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on November 26, 2013, 12:46:51 AM
Myturnmyturnmyturnmyturn!
Why did the Sumerian civilization collapse? Cancer. They refused to switch over to using the much healthier e-ziggurats.
:lulz:
OK, that one didn't make me want to kill a fucker. Mostly because i can't stop laughing.
Title: Re: Unleash the PUNS!
Post by: Dildo Argentino on November 26, 2013, 02:11:41 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 26, 2013, 12:19:53 AM
We need to get Holist in here ASAP.

I is not a sap!!!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Unleash the PUNS!
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 26, 2013, 03:18:37 PM
</thread>
Title: Re: Unleash the PUNS!
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 26, 2013, 04:01:29 PM
I fear i have created a monster....awesome. :P
Title: Re: Unleash the PUNS!
Post by: Dildo Argentino on November 26, 2013, 10:50:57 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 26, 2013, 03:18:37 PM
</thread>

<o–––needle>
Title: Re: Unleash the PUNS!
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on December 04, 2013, 08:33:40 PM
Here's a fun game. Come up with a premise for a bar and/or band name.I'll start:

It's a Tolkien themed gay bar called The Fisty Mountains. all the waiters are twinks dressed like elves. :D
Title: Re: Unleash the PUNS!
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 04, 2013, 11:24:11 PM
</ASSBURGER>
Title: Re: Unleash the PUNS!
Post by: Faust on December 04, 2013, 11:41:58 PM
Quote from: holist on November 26, 2013, 10:50:57 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 26, 2013, 03:18:37 PM
</thread>

<o–––needle>
HTML5 is a scary new world.
Title: Re: Unleash the PUNS!
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 05, 2013, 05:55:27 AM
Quote from: holist on November 26, 2013, 10:50:57 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 26, 2013, 03:18:37 PM
</thread>

<o–––needle>

Your needle has a tiny hole. I don't think it can handle the thread.
Title: Re: Unleash the PUNS!
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 05, 2013, 09:06:06 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 05, 2013, 05:55:27 AM
Quote from: holist on November 26, 2013, 10:50:57 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 26, 2013, 03:18:37 PM
</thread>

<o–––needle>

Your needle has a tiny hole. I don't think it can handle the thread.
:lol:
Title: Re: Unleash the PUNS!
Post by: GrannySmith on December 07, 2013, 06:04:43 PM
i was about to just write "what's wrong with puns?!!" once more, but now I'm just confused... did i just forget to read english?  :?