Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 26, 2013, 12:55:25 AM

Title: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 26, 2013, 12:55:25 AM
(http://newevolutiondesigns.com/images/inspiration/surreal.jpg)
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: LMNO on November 26, 2013, 01:10:52 AM
Nailed it.
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Aucoq on November 26, 2013, 01:11:32 AM
That's fantastic.   :lol:
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Faust on November 26, 2013, 01:19:59 AM
And of course if anyone is wondering where the donkey and the elephant are, they are present in the original temptation of St Anthony.
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 26, 2013, 01:53:59 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/YOTLtq6.jpg)
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Faust on November 26, 2013, 09:45:06 AM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 26, 2013, 01:53:59 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/YOTLtq6.jpg)

What's that, Cher's changing room?
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Dildo Argentino on November 26, 2013, 03:33:11 PM
(http://blog.holist.hu/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/room.jpg)
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Suu on November 26, 2013, 04:35:28 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 26, 2013, 01:53:59 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/YOTLtq6.jpg)

JESUS FUCK THAT'S MY BRAIN
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 26, 2013, 04:49:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/RN3DJ7l.jpg)
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Dildo Argentino on November 26, 2013, 10:42:48 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 26, 2013, 04:49:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/RN3DJ7l.jpg)

oh, yesss!
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 27, 2013, 07:47:33 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 26, 2013, 04:49:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/RN3DJ7l.jpg)
whatever that is, sign me up :)
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 27, 2013, 08:20:30 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 26, 2013, 12:55:25 AM
(http://newevolutiondesigns.com/images/inspiration/surreal.jpg)

Who's the artist?

I want to see ALL THE THINGS.
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Trivial on November 28, 2013, 03:09:07 AM
Reminds me of something on www.wwwcomcom.com (http://www.wwwcomcom.com)
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 28, 2013, 07:47:18 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/pmInKFG.jpg)
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: carnival on November 28, 2013, 05:31:33 PM
Quote from: holist on November 26, 2013, 03:33:11 PM
(http://blog.holist.hu/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/room.jpg)

Looks like my room lol.
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 28, 2013, 05:55:25 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 27, 2013, 08:20:30 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 26, 2013, 12:55:25 AM
(http://newevolutiondesigns.com/images/inspiration/surreal.jpg)

Who's the artist?

I want to see ALL THE THINGS.

Tiago Hoisel.
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 29, 2013, 02:16:20 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 28, 2013, 05:55:25 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 27, 2013, 08:20:30 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 26, 2013, 12:55:25 AM
(http://newevolutiondesigns.com/images/inspiration/surreal.jpg)

Who's the artist?

I want to see ALL THE THINGS.

Tiago Hoisel.

newevolutiondesigns.com/images/

HE IS FULL OF WIN.
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 29, 2013, 03:51:23 AM
WHOOOOOOOA.

Thanks!  :)
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 30, 2013, 09:39:00 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/NXpy4yK.jpg)
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Payne on November 30, 2013, 10:19:20 PM
 :lulz:

I totally do believe that. Even if it is featured on the worst things for sale, I still want one.
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 30, 2013, 11:30:12 PM
What in the name of actual fuck is it?
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 01, 2013, 02:29:15 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 30, 2013, 11:30:12 PM
What in the name of actual fuck is it?


It looks like a porno prop!
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 01, 2013, 02:41:40 AM
 :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Yeah, it has holes.

THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU DEMANDED.
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Payne on December 01, 2013, 07:12:31 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 30, 2013, 11:30:12 PM
What in the name of actual fuck is it?

It is an ostrich pillow.

When one headdesks from sheer exhaustion, it is ones best friend. I hypothesise.

http://theworstthingsforsale.com/2013/11/29/ostrich-pillow/
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Telarus on December 01, 2013, 06:50:20 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 01, 2013, 07:12:31 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 30, 2013, 11:30:12 PM
What in the name of actual fuck is it?

It is an ostrich pillow.

When one headdesks from sheer exhaustion, it is ones best friend. I hypothesise.

http://theworstthingsforsale.com/2013/11/29/ostrich-pillow/

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00B4S6SLW

:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Faust on December 01, 2013, 08:46:09 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 01, 2013, 07:12:31 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 30, 2013, 11:30:12 PM
What in the name of actual fuck is it?

It is an ostrich pillow.

When one headdesks from sheer exhaustion, it is ones best friend. I hypothesise.

http://theworstthingsforsale.com/2013/11/29/ostrich-pillow/

Reminds me of the boy of silence from Bioshock.

(http://files.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/294114_S/Meet-BioShock-Infinite-Boys-of-Silence---embargo-31912-4pm.jpg)

The brass padlocked version is considerably less creepy though.
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: minuspace on December 01, 2013, 09:41:59 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 01, 2013, 02:41:40 AM
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Yeah, it has holes.

THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU DEMANDED.

What can I put in those missing bits... :eek:
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 01, 2013, 11:34:45 PM
Quote from: Telarus on December 01, 2013, 06:50:20 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 01, 2013, 07:12:31 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 30, 2013, 11:30:12 PM
What in the name of actual fuck is it?

It is an ostrich pillow.

When one headdesks from sheer exhaustion, it is ones best friend. I hypothesise.

http://theworstthingsforsale.com/2013/11/29/ostrich-pillow/

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00B4S6SLW


  • Made of flexible fabric and filled with micro balls
  • Do not use in fire or near water
  • Not for children under 16
  • Do not smoke while using this product
  • Dry-clean only
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

This is important.
Do not use in fire.
There should be a comprehensive list of things not to use in fire.
Let's make one.

I'll start: Cyanide.
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on December 02, 2013, 05:51:35 AM
Dynamite
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?

I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 02, 2013, 09:08:02 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?

I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.
Ostriches put their head underground, near water the waterlevel will be high so you will drown if you put your head underground. Makes perfect sense to me.
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Payne on December 02, 2013, 09:26:25 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?

I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.

The ostrich pillow is thirsty.

The ostrich pillow is extremely hydrophillic.

The ostrich pillow will rip your fucking head clean off to jump into some water should you wear it near water.

The ostrich pillow scares me, but also kinda turns me on.
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 02, 2013, 05:20:45 PM
Discordians believe that saying "Hello" wrecks your lurker cred.

Discordians believe that the only solution to our problems is FIRE.  They are correct in this.

Discordians don't exist.  This doesn't slow them down.

Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 02, 2013, 09:58:22 PM
Lurkers wear ostrich pillows.
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 03, 2013, 12:01:20 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 09:26:25 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?

I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.

The ostrich pillow is thirsty.

The ostrich pillow is extremely hydrophillic.

The ostrich pillow will rip your fucking head clean off to jump into some water should you wear it near water.

The ostrich pillow scares me, but also kinda turns me on.
:lulz:
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2013, 12:15:21 AM
Quote from: :regret: on December 02, 2013, 09:08:02 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?

I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.
Ostriches put their head underground, near water the waterlevel will be high so you will drown if you put your head underground. Makes perfect sense to me.

OH OF COURSE!
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2013, 12:15:48 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 09:26:25 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?

I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.

The ostrich pillow is thirsty.

The ostrich pillow is extremely hydrophillic.

The ostrich pillow will rip your fucking head clean off to jump into some water should you wear it near water.

The ostrich pillow scares me, but also kinda turns me on.

:lulz:
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Payne on December 03, 2013, 05:33:28 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 12:15:48 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 09:26:25 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?

I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.

The ostrich pillow is thirsty.

The ostrich pillow is extremely hydrophillic.

The ostrich pillow will rip your fucking head clean off to jump into some water should you wear it near water.

The ostrich pillow scares me, but also kinda turns me on.

:lulz:

I want to jam various parts of myself into various of it's openings, to see what happens.
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 03, 2013, 06:35:16 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 03, 2013, 05:33:28 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 12:15:48 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 09:26:25 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?

I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.

The ostrich pillow is thirsty.

The ostrich pillow is extremely hydrophillic.

The ostrich pillow will rip your fucking head clean off to jump into some water should you wear it near water.

The ostrich pillow scares me, but also kinda turns me on.

:lulz:

I want to jam various parts of myself into various of it's openings, to see what happens.

THE SIDE HOLES ARE FOR THOSE OIL CAN SIZED AUSSIE "BEERS".

FFS.
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 03, 2013, 06:37:09 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 03, 2013, 06:35:16 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 03, 2013, 05:33:28 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 12:15:48 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 09:26:25 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?

I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.

The ostrich pillow is thirsty.

The ostrich pillow is extremely hydrophillic.

The ostrich pillow will rip your fucking head clean off to jump into some water should you wear it near water.

The ostrich pillow scares me, but also kinda turns me on.

:lulz:

I want to jam various parts of myself into various of it's openings, to see what happens.

THE SIDE HOLES ARE FOR THOSE OIL CAN SIZED AUSSIE "BEERS".

FFS.

Holy fuck it's true!
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: minuspace on December 03, 2013, 08:41:21 AM
Quote from: Officer What's His /b/ear on December 03, 2013, 06:37:09 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 03, 2013, 06:35:16 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 03, 2013, 05:33:28 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 12:15:48 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 09:26:25 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?

I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.

The ostrich pillow is thirsty.

The ostrich pillow is extremely hydrophillic.

The ostrich pillow will rip your fucking head clean off to jump into some water should you wear it near water.

The ostrich pillow scares me, but also kinda turns me on.

:lulz:

I want to jam various parts of myself into various of it's openings, to see what happens.

THE SIDE HOLES ARE FOR THOSE OIL CAN SIZED AUSSIE "BEERS".

FFS.

Holy fuck it's true!
Bearing Fosters for you, too!
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 05, 2013, 01:03:30 AM
ITT we learn that Payne's dick is the size of a Fosters can.
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: LMNO on December 05, 2013, 03:56:06 AM
Poor Pixie!
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 05, 2013, 04:09:12 AM
I know, ouch! It would be horrible for an ordinary woman.

But Pixie has tricks that would make an ordinary man piss himself in terror.
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: LMNO on December 05, 2013, 04:20:42 AM
sheela-na-gig, ITT.
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Payne on December 05, 2013, 05:55:05 AM
 :oops:
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2013, 08:57:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0EYxJI0.jpg)
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2013, 09:13:53 PM
:mittens:
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: minuspace on December 17, 2013, 01:14:54 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 08:57:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0EYxJI0.jpg)

Awesome - made my day twice already  :)
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Aucoq on December 17, 2013, 04:56:56 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 16, 2013, 08:57:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0EYxJI0.jpg)

:lulz:
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Chelagoras The Boulder on December 17, 2013, 08:15:21 PM
THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE:
http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2013/12/17/introducing-the-cthulhu-themed-holiday-turkey-the-cthurkey-pic/ (http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2013/12/17/introducing-the-cthulhu-themed-holiday-turkey-the-cthurkey-pic/)
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: Salty on February 04, 2014, 09:11:58 AM
http://www.kungfugrippe.com/image/75385613458
Title: Re: THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE.
Post by: hooplala on February 04, 2014, 01:56:30 PM
Lindsay!