(http://newevolutiondesigns.com/images/inspiration/surreal.jpg)
Nailed it.
That's fantastic. :lol:
And of course if anyone is wondering where the donkey and the elephant are, they are present in the original temptation of St Anthony.
(http://i.imgur.com/YOTLtq6.jpg)
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 26, 2013, 01:53:59 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/YOTLtq6.jpg)
What's that, Cher's changing room?
(http://blog.holist.hu/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/room.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/RN3DJ7l.jpg)
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 26, 2013, 12:55:25 AM
(http://newevolutiondesigns.com/images/inspiration/surreal.jpg)
Who's the artist?
I want to see ALL THE THINGS.
Reminds me of something on www.wwwcomcom.com (http://www.wwwcomcom.com)
(http://i.imgur.com/pmInKFG.jpg)
Quote from: holist on November 26, 2013, 03:33:11 PM
(http://blog.holist.hu/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/room.jpg)
Looks like my room lol.
WHOOOOOOOA.
Thanks! :)
(http://i.imgur.com/NXpy4yK.jpg)
:lulz:
I totally do believe that. Even if it is featured on the worst things for sale, I still want one.
What in the name of actual fuck is it?
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Yeah, it has holes.
THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU DEMANDED.
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 30, 2013, 11:30:12 PM
What in the name of actual fuck is it?
It is an ostrich pillow.
When one headdesks from sheer exhaustion, it is ones best friend. I hypothesise.
http://theworstthingsforsale.com/2013/11/29/ostrich-pillow/
Quote from: Payne on December 01, 2013, 07:12:31 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 30, 2013, 11:30:12 PM
What in the name of actual fuck is it?
It is an ostrich pillow.
When one headdesks from sheer exhaustion, it is ones best friend. I hypothesise.
http://theworstthingsforsale.com/2013/11/29/ostrich-pillow/
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00B4S6SLW
- Made of flexible fabric and filled with micro balls
- Do not use in fire or near water
- Not for children under 16
- Do not smoke while using this product
- Dry-clean only
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Quote from: Payne on December 01, 2013, 07:12:31 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 30, 2013, 11:30:12 PM
What in the name of actual fuck is it?
It is an ostrich pillow.
When one headdesks from sheer exhaustion, it is ones best friend. I hypothesise.
http://theworstthingsforsale.com/2013/11/29/ostrich-pillow/
Reminds me of the boy of silence from Bioshock.
(http://files.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/294114_S/Meet-BioShock-Infinite-Boys-of-Silence---embargo-31912-4pm.jpg)
The brass padlocked version is considerably less creepy though.
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 01, 2013, 02:41:40 AM
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Yeah, it has holes.
THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU DEMANDED.
What can I put in those missing bits... :eek:
Quote from: Telarus on December 01, 2013, 06:50:20 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 01, 2013, 07:12:31 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 30, 2013, 11:30:12 PM
What in the name of actual fuck is it?
It is an ostrich pillow.
When one headdesks from sheer exhaustion, it is ones best friend. I hypothesise.
http://theworstthingsforsale.com/2013/11/29/ostrich-pillow/
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00B4S6SLW
- Made of flexible fabric and filled with micro balls
- Do not use in fire or near water
- Not for children under 16
- Do not smoke while using this product
- Dry-clean only
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
This is important.
Do not use in fire.
There should be a comprehensive list of things not to use in fire.
Let's make one.
I'll start: Cyanide.
Dynamite
Why not "near" water, though?
I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?
I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.
Ostriches put their head underground, near water the waterlevel will be high so you will drown if you put your head underground. Makes perfect sense to me.
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?
I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.
The ostrich pillow is thirsty.
The ostrich pillow is
extremely hydrophillic.
The ostrich pillow will rip your fucking head clean off to jump into some water should you wear it near water.
The ostrich pillow scares me, but also kinda turns me on.
Discordians believe that saying "Hello" wrecks your lurker cred.
Discordians believe that the only solution to our problems is FIRE. They are correct in this.
Discordians don't exist. This doesn't slow them down.
Lurkers wear ostrich pillows.
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 09:26:25 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?
I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.
The ostrich pillow is thirsty.
The ostrich pillow is extremely hydrophillic.
The ostrich pillow will rip your fucking head clean off to jump into some water should you wear it near water.
The ostrich pillow scares me, but also kinda turns me on.
:lulz:
Quote from: :regret: on December 02, 2013, 09:08:02 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?
I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.
Ostriches put their head underground, near water the waterlevel will be high so you will drown if you put your head underground. Makes perfect sense to me.
OH OF COURSE!
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 09:26:25 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?
I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.
The ostrich pillow is thirsty.
The ostrich pillow is extremely hydrophillic.
The ostrich pillow will rip your fucking head clean off to jump into some water should you wear it near water.
The ostrich pillow scares me, but also kinda turns me on.
:lulz:
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 12:15:48 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 09:26:25 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?
I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.
The ostrich pillow is thirsty.
The ostrich pillow is extremely hydrophillic.
The ostrich pillow will rip your fucking head clean off to jump into some water should you wear it near water.
The ostrich pillow scares me, but also kinda turns me on.
:lulz:
I want to jam various parts of myself into various of it's openings, to see what happens.
Quote from: Payne on December 03, 2013, 05:33:28 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 12:15:48 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 09:26:25 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?
I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.
The ostrich pillow is thirsty.
The ostrich pillow is extremely hydrophillic.
The ostrich pillow will rip your fucking head clean off to jump into some water should you wear it near water.
The ostrich pillow scares me, but also kinda turns me on.
:lulz:
I want to jam various parts of myself into various of it's openings, to see what happens.
THE SIDE HOLES ARE FOR THOSE OIL CAN SIZED AUSSIE "BEERS".
FFS.
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 03, 2013, 06:35:16 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 03, 2013, 05:33:28 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 12:15:48 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 09:26:25 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?
I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.
The ostrich pillow is thirsty.
The ostrich pillow is extremely hydrophillic.
The ostrich pillow will rip your fucking head clean off to jump into some water should you wear it near water.
The ostrich pillow scares me, but also kinda turns me on.
:lulz:
I want to jam various parts of myself into various of it's openings, to see what happens.
THE SIDE HOLES ARE FOR THOSE OIL CAN SIZED AUSSIE "BEERS".
FFS.
Holy fuck it's true!
Quote from: Officer What's His /b/ear on December 03, 2013, 06:37:09 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 03, 2013, 06:35:16 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 03, 2013, 05:33:28 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 12:15:48 AM
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 09:26:25 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 02, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Why not "near" water, though?
I mean, in water, I understand. But I have never seen a hat or a pillow that had a warning not to use NEAR water.
The ostrich pillow is thirsty.
The ostrich pillow is extremely hydrophillic.
The ostrich pillow will rip your fucking head clean off to jump into some water should you wear it near water.
The ostrich pillow scares me, but also kinda turns me on.
:lulz:
I want to jam various parts of myself into various of it's openings, to see what happens.
THE SIDE HOLES ARE FOR THOSE OIL CAN SIZED AUSSIE "BEERS".
FFS.
Holy fuck it's true!
Bearing Fosters for you, too!
ITT we learn that Payne's dick is the size of a Fosters can.
Poor Pixie!
I know, ouch! It would be horrible for an ordinary woman.
But Pixie has tricks that would make an ordinary man piss himself in terror.
sheela-na-gig, ITT.
:oops:
(http://i.imgur.com/0EYxJI0.jpg)
:mittens:
THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS BELIEVE:
http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2013/12/17/introducing-the-cthulhu-themed-holiday-turkey-the-cthurkey-pic/ (http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2013/12/17/introducing-the-cthulhu-themed-holiday-turkey-the-cthurkey-pic/)
http://www.kungfugrippe.com/image/75385613458
Lindsay!