Portland city buses are now sporting wraparound ads that declare "FREE YOURSELF IN TUCSON, SEE YOURSELF IN TUCSON".
What in the fuck are you people up to? :crankey:
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 27, 2013, 01:22:55 AM
Portland city buses are now sporting wraparound ads that declare "FREE YOURSELF IN TUCSON, SEE YOURSELF IN TUCSON".
What in the fuck are you people up to? :crankey:
Even the devil advertises, so why wouldn't Tucson?
We're
lonely. We want all of you to come up here and be our special friends forever.
Only with Tucson's love, the love of Tzeench, can you truly be free.
Obviously, Tucson has taken your souls. And is challenging you to go there to take them back.
They'd get more visitors if they'd play up the shooting-stuff-tearing-up-Jeeps-shitting-on-golf-courses-drinking-whiskey-eating-cactus-pissing-on-everything angle.
:dream:
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 27, 2013, 01:39:08 AM
They'd get more visitors if they'd play up the shooting-stuff-tearing-up-Jeeps-shitting-on-golf-courses-drinking-whiskey-eating-cactus-pissing-on-everything angle.
:dream:
They won't
listen.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 27, 2013, 01:39:37 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 27, 2013, 01:39:08 AM
They'd get more visitors if they'd play up the shooting-stuff-tearing-up-Jeeps-shitting-on-golf-courses-drinking-whiskey-eating-cactus-pissing-on-everything angle.
:dream:
They won't listen.
Put it on the side of a bus. That'd get their attention.
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 27, 2013, 01:42:00 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 27, 2013, 01:39:37 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 27, 2013, 01:39:08 AM
They'd get more visitors if they'd play up the shooting-stuff-tearing-up-Jeeps-shitting-on-golf-courses-drinking-whiskey-eating-cactus-pissing-on-everything angle.
:dream:
They won't listen.
Put it on the side of a bus. That'd get their attention.
What, the jeep? Well, okay. BRB.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 27, 2013, 01:39:08 AM
They'd get more visitors if they'd play up the shooting-stuff-tearing-up-Jeeps-shitting-on-golf-courses-drinking-whiskey-eating-cactus-pissing-on-everything angle.
:dream:
They would, in fact.
I am trying to imagine a single Portlander looking at that ad and thinking "HUH, a Tucson vacation sounds like a great idea!"
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 27, 2013, 02:03:04 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 27, 2013, 01:39:08 AM
They'd get more visitors if they'd play up the shooting-stuff-tearing-up-Jeeps-shitting-on-golf-courses-drinking-whiskey-eating-cactus-pissing-on-everything angle.
:dream:
They would, in fact.
I am trying to imagine a single Portlander looking at that ad and thinking "HUH, a Tucson vacation sounds like a great idea!"
We have the sun up here. Your pasty-faced lowlanders would shrivel up like raisins.
Although to tell the truth, odds are that the thought would be more along the lines of "I WONDER IF I COULD GET AWAY FROM THE BRIDGES IF I GO THERE?"
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 27, 2013, 02:03:43 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 27, 2013, 02:03:04 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 27, 2013, 01:39:08 AM
They'd get more visitors if they'd play up the shooting-stuff-tearing-up-Jeeps-shitting-on-golf-courses-drinking-whiskey-eating-cactus-pissing-on-everything angle.
:dream:
They would, in fact.
I am trying to imagine a single Portlander looking at that ad and thinking "HUH, a Tucson vacation sounds like a great idea!"
We have the sun up here. Your pasty-faced lowlanders would shrivel up like raisins.
Nothing left but a transparent, ephemeral membrane stretched over the sand, like jellyfish stranded on the beach.
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 27, 2013, 02:04:08 AM
Although to tell the truth, odds are that the thought would be more along the lines of "I WONDER IF I COULD GET AWAY FROM THE BRIDGES IF I GO THERE?"
Then there's the awful truth of the matter. Yes, you can stop worrying about the bridges. But you also stop worrying about ANYTHING, because you have FOREVER from now on, and a very limited number of things to do with that FOREVER, and it's always warm and we never grow old and and and I love it here. I love it so much, sometimes I can't stop screaming how much I love it. If my asshole had vocal chords, I'd eat beans and BELLOW MY LOVE FOR TUCSON.
So everyone should come down here. No, it only LOOKS like it's uphill. It's down. All the way to the bottom, where the sickness lives.
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies
Nothing left but a transparent, ephemeral membrane stretched over the sand, like jellyfish stranded on the beach.
So like now, only flatter.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 27, 2013, 02:09:16 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies
Nothing left but a transparent, ephemeral membrane stretched over the sand, like jellyfish stranded on the beach.
So like now, only flatter.
Exactly.