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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 27, 2013, 01:22:55 AM

Title: ATTN: ROGER
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 27, 2013, 01:22:55 AM
Portland city buses are now sporting wraparound ads that declare "FREE YOURSELF IN TUCSON, SEE YOURSELF IN TUCSON".

What in the fuck are you people up to? :crankey:
Title: Re: ATTN: ROGER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 27, 2013, 01:23:58 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 27, 2013, 01:22:55 AM
Portland city buses are now sporting wraparound ads that declare "FREE YOURSELF IN TUCSON, SEE YOURSELF IN TUCSON".

What in the fuck are you people up to? :crankey:

Even the devil advertises, so why wouldn't Tucson? 

We're lonely.  We want all of you to come up here and be our special friends forever.
Title: Re: ATTN: ROGER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 27, 2013, 01:26:55 AM
Only with Tucson's love, the love of Tzeench, can you truly be free.
Title: Re: ATTN: ROGER
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on November 27, 2013, 01:36:08 AM
Obviously, Tucson has taken your souls. And is challenging you to go there to take them back.
Title: Re: ATTN: ROGER
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 27, 2013, 01:39:08 AM
They'd get more visitors if they'd play up the shooting-stuff-tearing-up-Jeeps-shitting-on-golf-courses-drinking-whiskey-eating-cactus-pissing-on-everything angle.

:dream:
Title: Re: ATTN: ROGER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 27, 2013, 01:39:37 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 27, 2013, 01:39:08 AM
They'd get more visitors if they'd play up the shooting-stuff-tearing-up-Jeeps-shitting-on-golf-courses-drinking-whiskey-eating-cactus-pissing-on-everything angle.

:dream:

They won't listen.
Title: Re: ATTN: ROGER
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 27, 2013, 01:42:00 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 27, 2013, 01:39:37 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 27, 2013, 01:39:08 AM
They'd get more visitors if they'd play up the shooting-stuff-tearing-up-Jeeps-shitting-on-golf-courses-drinking-whiskey-eating-cactus-pissing-on-everything angle.

:dream:

They won't listen.

Put it on the side of a bus. That'd get their attention.
Title: Re: ATTN: ROGER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 27, 2013, 01:42:52 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 27, 2013, 01:42:00 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 27, 2013, 01:39:37 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 27, 2013, 01:39:08 AM
They'd get more visitors if they'd play up the shooting-stuff-tearing-up-Jeeps-shitting-on-golf-courses-drinking-whiskey-eating-cactus-pissing-on-everything angle.

:dream:

They won't listen.

Put it on the side of a bus. That'd get their attention.

What, the jeep?  Well, okay.  BRB.
Title: Re: ATTN: ROGER
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 27, 2013, 01:44:56 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: ROGER
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 27, 2013, 02:03:04 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 27, 2013, 01:39:08 AM
They'd get more visitors if they'd play up the shooting-stuff-tearing-up-Jeeps-shitting-on-golf-courses-drinking-whiskey-eating-cactus-pissing-on-everything angle.

:dream:

They would, in fact.

I am trying to imagine a single Portlander looking at that ad and thinking "HUH, a Tucson vacation sounds like a great idea!"
Title: Re: ATTN: ROGER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 27, 2013, 02:03:43 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 27, 2013, 02:03:04 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 27, 2013, 01:39:08 AM
They'd get more visitors if they'd play up the shooting-stuff-tearing-up-Jeeps-shitting-on-golf-courses-drinking-whiskey-eating-cactus-pissing-on-everything angle.

:dream:

They would, in fact.

I am trying to imagine a single Portlander looking at that ad and thinking "HUH, a Tucson vacation sounds like a great idea!"

We have the sun up here.  Your pasty-faced lowlanders would shrivel up like raisins.
Title: Re: ATTN: ROGER
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 27, 2013, 02:04:08 AM
Although to tell the truth, odds are that the thought would be more along the lines of "I WONDER IF I COULD GET AWAY FROM THE BRIDGES IF I GO THERE?"
Title: Re: ATTN: ROGER
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 27, 2013, 02:05:13 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 27, 2013, 02:03:43 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 27, 2013, 02:03:04 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 27, 2013, 01:39:08 AM
They'd get more visitors if they'd play up the shooting-stuff-tearing-up-Jeeps-shitting-on-golf-courses-drinking-whiskey-eating-cactus-pissing-on-everything angle.

:dream:

They would, in fact.

I am trying to imagine a single Portlander looking at that ad and thinking "HUH, a Tucson vacation sounds like a great idea!"

We have the sun up here.  Your pasty-faced lowlanders would shrivel up like raisins.

Nothing left but a transparent, ephemeral membrane stretched over the sand, like jellyfish stranded on the beach.
Title: Re: ATTN: ROGER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 27, 2013, 02:08:32 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 27, 2013, 02:04:08 AM
Although to tell the truth, odds are that the thought would be more along the lines of "I WONDER IF I COULD GET AWAY FROM THE BRIDGES IF I GO THERE?"

Then there's the awful truth of the matter.  Yes, you can stop worrying about the bridges.  But you also stop worrying about ANYTHING, because you have FOREVER from now on, and a very limited number of things to do with that FOREVER, and it's always warm and we never grow old and and and I love it here.  I love it so much, sometimes I can't stop screaming how much I love it.  If my asshole had vocal chords, I'd eat beans and BELLOW MY LOVE FOR TUCSON.

So everyone should come down here.  No, it only LOOKS like it's uphill.  It's down.  All the way to the bottom, where the sickness lives.
Title: Re: ATTN: ROGER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 27, 2013, 02:09:16 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies
Nothing left but a transparent, ephemeral membrane stretched over the sand, like jellyfish stranded on the beach.

So like now, only flatter.
Title: Re: ATTN: ROGER
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 27, 2013, 02:41:50 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 27, 2013, 02:09:16 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies
Nothing left but a transparent, ephemeral membrane stretched over the sand, like jellyfish stranded on the beach.

So like now, only flatter.

Exactly.