http://www.viralnova.com/hidden-dam/
You're never safe. Even at the top of a vertical dam. Bastards swarm right up it, gore you to death.
Roger, will my moat of fire stop these terrible creatures from entering my home? Will anything?
WHAT THE FUCK
Quote from: Payne on November 30, 2013, 08:04:43 AM
Roger, will my moat of fire stop these terrible creatures from entering my home? Will anything?
No. All you can do is pray they pick the neighbors. Also, painting the elder sign in blood & semen on your front door sometimes appeases them. And it keeps evanglists away.
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on November 30, 2013, 07:12:23 PM
WHAT THE FUCK
I told you guys llamas are fucking dangerous. You called me a tool of the state.
And yet this article seems to bear out my side of the story. You see the horns on that bastard? He'd gut a person like a fish for any reason or NO REASON AT ALL.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 02, 2013, 04:14:17 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 30, 2013, 08:04:43 AM
Roger, will my moat of fire stop these terrible creatures from entering my home? Will anything?
No. All you can do is pray they pick the neighbors. Also, painting the elder sign in blood & semen on your front door sometimes appeases them. And it keeps evanglists away.
Who would I pray to? I'm the only messiah I recognise in these parts.
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 06:03:14 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 02, 2013, 04:14:17 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 30, 2013, 08:04:43 AM
Roger, will my moat of fire stop these terrible creatures from entering my home? Will anything?
No. All you can do is pray they pick the neighbors. Also, painting the elder sign in blood & semen on your front door sometimes appeases them. And it keeps evanglists away.
Who would I pray to? I'm the only messiah I recognise in these parts.
Then you're FUCKED FOREVER. The llamas will rip you open from asshole to breakfast.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 02, 2013, 06:04:53 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 06:03:14 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 02, 2013, 04:14:17 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 30, 2013, 08:04:43 AM
Roger, will my moat of fire stop these terrible creatures from entering my home? Will anything?
No. All you can do is pray they pick the neighbors. Also, painting the elder sign in blood & semen on your front door sometimes appeases them. And it keeps evanglists away.
Who would I pray to? I'm the only messiah I recognise in these parts.
Then you're FUCKED FOREVER. The llamas will rip you open from asshole to breakfast.
:jebus:
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