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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Salty on December 01, 2013, 05:09:22 AM

Title: NO HOSE LARGE ENOUGH
Post by: Salty on December 01, 2013, 05:09:22 AM
TO CHANNEL ALL THIS HOLY.


WHAT DO, PD?

TELL ME GOD DAMMIT.
Title: Re: NO HOSE LARGE ENOUGH
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2013, 05:12:16 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 01, 2013, 05:09:22 AM
TO CHANNEL ALL THIS HOLY.


WHAT DO, PD?

TELL ME GOD DAMMIT.

Speed gets air in your lungs.  You know this to be true.

Crap.  Now I'm getting the Holies™.  Must consult with Nurse Enabler.  Good night.

DOUR,
Yowza!
Title: Re: NO HOSE LARGE ENOUGH
Post by: Salty on December 01, 2013, 05:13:34 AM
ALL RIGHT, I WILL TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT ALASKA THEN.

IT MAY BE DARK AND COLD AND HORRIBLE AND LACKING IN CULTURE THAT HASN'T BEEN STRIPPED DOWN AND CO OPTED INTO A WAX MUMMY NIGHTSHITS OF DOOM AND SMILEY FACES.

BUT IT HAS BEEN MY HOME FOR SO LONG. AND SURE PEOPLE FREEZE TO DEATH. AND SURE PEOPLE HATE PEOPLE WHO HAVE PROPER WINTER GEAR IN A VERY PRIMAL SENSE.

SURE.
Title: Re: NO HOSE LARGE ENOUGH
Post by: Salty on December 01, 2013, 05:14:12 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 01, 2013, 05:12:16 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 01, 2013, 05:09:22 AM
TO CHANNEL ALL THIS HOLY.


WHAT DO, PD?

TELL ME GOD DAMMIT.

Speed gets air in your lungs.  You know this to be true.

Crap.  Now I'm getting the Holies™.  Must consult with Nurse Enabler.  Good night.

DOUR,
Yowza!

NO BIKE FAST ENOUGH.

WHY DIDN'T I GET A GAS MOTOR?! :horrormirth:
Title: Re: NO HOSE LARGE ENOUGH
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2013, 05:17:17 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 01, 2013, 05:14:12 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 01, 2013, 05:12:16 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 01, 2013, 05:09:22 AM
TO CHANNEL ALL THIS HOLY.


WHAT DO, PD?

TELL ME GOD DAMMIT.

Speed gets air in your lungs.  You know this to be true.

Crap.  Now I'm getting the Holies™.  Must consult with Nurse Enabler.  Good night.

DOUR,
Yowza!

NO BIKE FAST ENOUGH.

WHY DIDN'T I GET A GAS MOTOR?! :horrormirth:

SHITBOX JEEP.

I HAS ONE.

GET OVER HERE.
Title: Re: NO HOSE LARGE ENOUGH
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 01, 2013, 05:17:42 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 01, 2013, 05:13:34 AM
ALL RIGHT, I WILL TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT ALASKA THEN.

IT MAY BE DARK AND COLD AND HORRIBLE AND LACKING IN CULTURE THAT HASN'T BEEN STRIPPED DOWN AND CO OPTED INTO A WAX MUMMY NIGHTSHITS OF DOOM AND SMILEY FACES.

BUT IT HAS BEEN MY HOME FOR SO LONG. AND SURE PEOPLE FREEZE TO DEATH. AND SURE PEOPLE HATE PEOPLE WHO HAVE PROPER WINTER GEAR IN A VERY PRIMAL SENSE.

SURE.

What's "winter"?
Title: Re: NO HOSE LARGE ENOUGH
Post by: Salty on December 01, 2013, 05:18:46 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 01, 2013, 05:17:42 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 01, 2013, 05:13:34 AM
ALL RIGHT, I WILL TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT ALASKA THEN.

IT MAY BE DARK AND COLD AND HORRIBLE AND LACKING IN CULTURE THAT HASN'T BEEN STRIPPED DOWN AND CO OPTED INTO A WAX MUMMY NIGHTSHITS OF DOOM AND SMILEY FACES.

BUT IT HAS BEEN MY HOME FOR SO LONG. AND SURE PEOPLE FREEZE TO DEATH. AND SURE PEOPLE HATE PEOPLE WHO HAVE PROPER WINTER GEAR IN A VERY PRIMAL SENSE.

SURE.

What's "winter"?

IT'S WHEN GAWD REMEMBERS YOUR BEATING HEART VERY SPECIFICALLY.
Title: Re: NO HOSE LARGE ENOUGH
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 01, 2013, 07:03:29 AM
I have what I feel is probably a completely legitimate concern that you are going to die this winter, Alty.
Title: Re: NO HOSE LARGE ENOUGH
Post by: Salty on December 01, 2013, 08:07:02 AM
JUST WAIT UNTIL THE SECOND COMING.
Title: Re: NO HOSE LARGE ENOUGH
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 01, 2013, 10:04:42 AM
Alty can't die! Who's going to take me Palin hunting?
Title: Re: NO HOSE LARGE ENOUGH
Post by: Trivial on December 02, 2013, 04:18:20 AM
Is there a season other than winter and mosquitoes there?
Title: Re: NO HOSE LARGE ENOUGH
Post by: Salty on December 02, 2013, 04:27:25 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on December 02, 2013, 04:18:20 AM
Is there a season other than winter and mosquitoes there?

Construction and Breakup!
Title: Re: NO HOSE LARGE ENOUGH
Post by: Salty on December 02, 2013, 04:27:45 AM
Magical times.
Title: Re: NO HOSE LARGE ENOUGH
Post by: Salty on December 02, 2013, 04:28:42 AM
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Title: Re: NO HOSE LARGE ENOUGH
Post by: minuspace on December 02, 2013, 04:58:49 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 02, 2013, 04:28:42 AM
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Title: Re: NO HOSE LARGE ENOUGH
Post by: minuspace on December 02, 2013, 05:04:55 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on December 02, 2013, 04:58:49 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 02, 2013, 04:28:42 AM
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