Apparently very, if the mounds of butthurt in the comments are any indicator.
http://modernwomandigest.com/goth-club-30-sign-loser/
Goths are the original emo kids. Remarkably easy to troll.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 03, 2013, 04:54:43 PM
Apparently very, if the mounds of butthurt in the comments are any indicator.
http://modernwomandigest.com/goth-club-30-sign-loser/
Always.
In any case, with the exception of "all ages clubs", it is absolutely pathetic for anyone older than 29 years old to be in any club. Even as the bartender.
I've been to a couple of goth nights. I just figured that it was a club for middle aged people, based on the clientele.
It was interesting people watching.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 03, 2013, 05:11:48 PM
I've been to a couple of goth nights. I just figured that it was a club for middle aged people, based on the clientele.
It was interesting people watching.
We have the Club Congress in Tucson, which is an all-ages joint (meaning 80% of the patrons are over age 30). Anyone can go to those.
But Goth after 30? Not gonna say "automatically ridiculous", but it's definitely Robby the Robot waving his arms around, screaming "DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!"
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 03, 2013, 05:16:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 03, 2013, 05:11:48 PM
I've been to a couple of goth nights. I just figured that it was a club for middle aged people, based on the clientele.
It was interesting people watching.
We have the Club Congress in Tucson, which is an all-ages joint (meaning 80% of the patrons are over age 30). Anyone can go to those.
But Goth after 30? Not gonna say "automatically ridiculous", but it's definitely Robby the Robot waving his arms around, screaming "DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!"
:lulz:
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 03, 2013, 05:16:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 03, 2013, 05:11:48 PM
I've been to a couple of goth nights. I just figured that it was a club for middle aged people, based on the clientele.
It was interesting people watching.
We have the Club Congress in Tucson, which is an all-ages joint (meaning 80% of the patrons are over age 30). Anyone can go to those.
But Goth after 30? Not gonna say "automatically ridiculous", but it's definitely Robby the Robot waving his arms around, screaming "DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!"
Ah. I usually interpret "all ages" as "the bar is either nonexistent or off in some other part of the property, so the kids can see the show". Thanks for clearing that up.
Also:
(http://imageshack.us/a/img199/7026/iu9k.JPG)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 03, 2013, 05:49:12 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 03, 2013, 05:16:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 03, 2013, 05:11:48 PM
I've been to a couple of goth nights. I just figured that it was a club for middle aged people, based on the clientele.
It was interesting people watching.
We have the Club Congress in Tucson, which is an all-ages joint (meaning 80% of the patrons are over age 30). Anyone can go to those.
But Goth after 30? Not gonna say "automatically ridiculous", but it's definitely Robby the Robot waving his arms around, screaming "DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!"
Ah. I usually interpret "all ages" as "the bar is either nonexistent or off in some other part of the property, so the kids can see the show". Thanks for clearing that up.
Also:
(http://imageshack.us/a/img199/7026/iu9k.JPG)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Yeah that was one of my favorites
:lulz:
QuoteThe Columbine Killers were largely responsible for the creation of gothic subculture.
:trolling:
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 03, 2013, 04:58:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 03, 2013, 04:54:43 PM
Apparently very, if the mounds of butthurt in the comments are any indicator.
http://modernwomandigest.com/goth-club-30-sign-loser/
Always.
In any case, with the exception of "all ages clubs", it is absolutely pathetic for anyone older than 29 years old to be in any club. Even as the bartender.
In Portland, "All ages" means that the majority of the clientele is under 21, and it's suuuper creepy for anyone over 30 to go to one of those.
QuoteGetting drunk in some filthy bar while pretending you're a faery princess named "Ishir Nightshade" when you're knocking on 40′s door is something altogether different and disturbing.
:lulz:
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 06:43:34 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 03, 2013, 04:58:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 03, 2013, 04:54:43 PM
Apparently very, if the mounds of butthurt in the comments are any indicator.
http://modernwomandigest.com/goth-club-30-sign-loser/
Always.
In any case, with the exception of "all ages clubs", it is absolutely pathetic for anyone older than 29 years old to be in any club. Even as the bartender.
In Portland, "All ages" means that the majority of the clientele is under 21, and it's suuuper creepy for anyone over 30 to go to one of those.
We call those "teen clubs".
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 06:44:46 PM
QuoteGetting drunk in some filthy bar while pretending you're a faery princess named "Ishir Nightshade" when you're knocking on 40′s door is something altogether different and disturbing.
:lulz:
:lulz:
I giggled my ass off through that whole article. The comments are GOLD.
Please notice how I am not participating in this thread, partially due to embarassment.
This is where I have to mention that Jane M. Agni also writes for http://nationalreport.net/author/jane-agni/ :lol: She is 100% solid gold troll.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 03, 2013, 06:47:08 PM
Please notice how I am not participating in this thread, partially due to embarassment.
Seen pics of the gay bar/team vodka. Not creeping.
Jesus Christ, you're still allowed to go out and have FUN. The only question is whether or not you're trying to drop the mac hammer on 22 year olds.
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 06:47:28 PM
This is where I have to mention that Jane M. Agni also writes for http://nationalreport.net/author/jane-agni/ :lol: She is 100% solid gold troll.
WOOWOO!
Off to read.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 03, 2013, 06:51:00 PM
Jesus Christ, you're still allowed to go out and have FUN. The only question is whether or not you're trying to drop the mac hammer on 22 year olds.
Oh, is that all? In that case, PLEASE REPORT TO THE DANCE FLOOR, BITCHES.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 03, 2013, 06:51:21 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 06:47:28 PM
This is where I have to mention that Jane M. Agni also writes for http://nationalreport.net/author/jane-agni/ :lol: She is 100% solid gold troll.
WOOWOO!
Off to read.
Also check out the Civic Tribune, and anything else she has her name attached to. She's evil and brilliant.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 03, 2013, 06:55:06 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 03, 2013, 06:51:00 PM
Jesus Christ, you're still allowed to go out and have FUN. The only question is whether or not you're trying to drop the mac hammer on 22 year olds.
Oh, is that all? In that case, PLEASE REPORT TO THE DANCE FLOOR, BITCHES.
TO THE DANCE FLOOR
TO THE DANCE FLOOR
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 06:55:40 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 03, 2013, 06:51:21 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 06:47:28 PM
This is where I have to mention that Jane M. Agni also writes for http://nationalreport.net/author/jane-agni/ :lol: She is 100% solid gold troll.
WOOWOO!
Off to read.
Also check out the Civic Tribune, and anything else she has her name attached to. She's evil and brilliant.
Will do!
You may recall her from this popular piece: http://nationalreport.net/rfid-chip-now-being-issued-in-hanna-wyoming-as-part-of-new-obamacare-plan/
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 06:57:59 PM
You may recall her from this popular piece: http://nationalreport.net/rfid-chip-now-being-issued-in-hanna-wyoming-as-part-of-new-obamacare-plan/
:lulz::lord::lulz:
This is awesome
I actually found the original article because Villager commented on someones FB status saying something like, "you all need to recalibrate your bullshit meters if you didn't notice this was a satire site."
I knew I loved that woman for a reason.
I mean, this is the first article on the front page:
http://modernwomandigest.com/five-reasons-glad-paul-walker-dead/
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 06:43:34 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 03, 2013, 04:58:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 03, 2013, 04:54:43 PM
Apparently very, if the mounds of butthurt in the comments are any indicator.
http://modernwomandigest.com/goth-club-30-sign-loser/
Always.
In any case, with the exception of "all ages clubs", it is absolutely pathetic for anyone older than 29 years old to be in any club. Even as the bartender.
In Portland, "All ages" means that the majority of the clientele is under 21, and it's suuuper creepy for anyone over 30 to go to one of those.
I used to go to the Paris Theatre w/ the ex, back when I lived downtown & they had "Goth nights".
Favorite "Goth" regular ever?
60+ year old white, balding veteran, who would constantly wear Aloha shirts, and glows-under-blacklight shorts and rubber slippers. And he would dance onstange in between the brooding, stomping kids.
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 06:43:34 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 03, 2013, 04:58:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 03, 2013, 04:54:43 PM
Apparently very, if the mounds of butthurt in the comments are any indicator.
http://modernwomandigest.com/goth-club-30-sign-loser/
Always.
In any case, with the exception of "all ages clubs", it is absolutely pathetic for anyone older than 29 years old to be in any club. Even as the bartender.
In Portland, "All ages" means that the majority of the clientele is under 21, and it's suuuper creepy for anyone over 30 to go to one of those.
That's generally what it means here, unless the band has an older following. If they do, then they tend not to play those places. But once in awhile it happens.
Hahhahahaha
Quote from: Telarus on December 03, 2013, 08:38:25 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 06:43:34 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 03, 2013, 04:58:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 03, 2013, 04:54:43 PM
Apparently very, if the mounds of butthurt in the comments are any indicator.
http://modernwomandigest.com/goth-club-30-sign-loser/
Always.
In any case, with the exception of "all ages clubs", it is absolutely pathetic for anyone older than 29 years old to be in any club. Even as the bartender.
In Portland, "All ages" means that the majority of the clientele is under 21, and it's suuuper creepy for anyone over 30 to go to one of those.
I used to go to the Paris Theatre w/ the ex, back when I lived downtown & they had "Goth nights".
Favorite "Goth" regular ever?
60+ year old white, balding veteran, who would constantly wear Aloha shirts, and glows-under-blacklight shorts and rubber slippers. And he would dance onstange in between the brooding, stomping kids.
That man is my hero
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 03, 2013, 06:47:08 PM
Please notice how I am not participating in this thread, partially due to embarassment.
Ditto.
Though I honestly haven't been to a club on a regular basis since I was 21.
Quote from: Telarus on December 03, 2013, 08:38:25 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 06:43:34 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 03, 2013, 04:58:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 03, 2013, 04:54:43 PM
Apparently very, if the mounds of butthurt in the comments are any indicator.
http://modernwomandigest.com/goth-club-30-sign-loser/
Always.
In any case, with the exception of "all ages clubs", it is absolutely pathetic for anyone older than 29 years old to be in any club. Even as the bartender.
In Portland, "All ages" means that the majority of the clientele is under 21, and it's suuuper creepy for anyone over 30 to go to one of those.
I used to go to the Paris Theatre w/ the ex, back when I lived downtown & they had "Goth nights".
Favorite "Goth" regular ever?
60+ year old white, balding veteran, who would constantly wear Aloha shirts, and glows-under-blacklight shorts and rubber slippers. And he would dance onstange in between the brooding, stomping kids.
In Tampa we had a few. Apparently they STILL go to the Castle. Chester the Molester and The Senator.
We never actually knew if the Senator was actually a senator at any time, but he was a middle aged man (10+ years ago) wearing a woman's neglige and usually black socks and dress shoes.
OH! And the Peter Pan guy.
Must be a southern cousin of Cat Dancer
Oh yeah, here's the Senator. Not sure about his companions. Back in the day he used to just walk around and creep us girls out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVGTZIPljfY
aaaaand Peter Pan and his lady:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPZSH8hP7YM
Goddamnit, I miss that club.
Quote from: Telarus on December 03, 2013, 08:38:25 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 03, 2013, 06:43:34 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 03, 2013, 04:58:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 03, 2013, 04:54:43 PM
Apparently very, if the mounds of butthurt in the comments are any indicator.
http://modernwomandigest.com/goth-club-30-sign-loser/
Always.
In any case, with the exception of "all ages clubs", it is absolutely pathetic for anyone older than 29 years old to be in any club. Even as the bartender.
In Portland, "All ages" means that the majority of the clientele is under 21, and it's suuuper creepy for anyone over 30 to go to one of those.
I used to go to the Paris Theatre w/ the ex, back when I lived downtown & they had "Goth nights".
Favorite "Goth" regular ever?
60+ year old white, balding veteran, who would constantly wear Aloha shirts, and glows-under-blacklight shorts and rubber slippers. And he would dance onstange in between the brooding, stomping kids.
Oh HELL yes.
That actually gives me a great idea for organizing an outing.
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 06:19:30 AM
That actually gives me a great idea for organizing an outing.
Not doable at the place I went to a few times. They had a dress code. Had to look goth, or something gothesquequeque. They wou;dn't let you in if you had a Red Sox hat on.
Though, that bit specifically was due to the fact that it's on the same block as Fenway Park, and sports fans would ruin the ambiance and take the place over.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 04, 2013, 06:44:09 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 06:19:30 AM
That actually gives me a great idea for organizing an outing.
Not doable at the place I went to a few times. They had a dress code. Had to look goth, or something gothesquequeque. They wou;dn't let you in if you had a Red Sox hat on.
Though, that bit specifically was due to the fact that it's on the same block as Fenway Park, and sports fans would ruin the ambiance and take the place over.
I'm thinking about a caco outing.
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 06:51:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 04, 2013, 06:44:09 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 06:19:30 AM
That actually gives me a great idea for organizing an outing.
Not doable at the place I went to a few times. They had a dress code. Had to look goth, or something gothesquequeque. They wou;dn't let you in if you had a Red Sox hat on.
Though, that bit specifically was due to the fact that it's on the same block as Fenway Park, and sports fans would ruin the ambiance and take the place over.
I'm thinking about a caco outing.
What's that?
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 04, 2013, 07:02:17 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 06:51:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 04, 2013, 06:44:09 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 06:19:30 AM
That actually gives me a great idea for organizing an outing.
Not doable at the place I went to a few times. They had a dress code. Had to look goth, or something gothesquequeque. They wou;dn't let you in if you had a Red Sox hat on.
Though, that bit specifically was due to the fact that it's on the same block as Fenway Park, and sports fans would ruin the ambiance and take the place over.
I'm thinking about a caco outing.
What's that?
Cacophony society. Y'know,
those people.
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 07:12:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 04, 2013, 07:02:17 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 06:51:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 04, 2013, 06:44:09 AM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 06:19:30 AM
That actually gives me a great idea for organizing an outing.
Not doable at the place I went to a few times. They had a dress code. Had to look goth, or something gothesquequeque. They wou;dn't let you in if you had a Red Sox hat on.
Though, that bit specifically was due to the fact that it's on the same block as Fenway Park, and sports fans would ruin the ambiance and take the place over.
I'm thinking about a caco outing.
What's that?
Cacophony society. Y'know, those people.
:lulz: