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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2013, 08:16:50 PM

Title: SHIT! LMNO!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2013, 08:16:50 PM
I just heard the best knock-knock joke IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND.

It's a weird one, though.

You start it.
Title: Re: SHIT! LMNO!
Post by: LMNO on December 03, 2013, 08:17:19 PM
Knock-Knock.
Title: Re: SHIT! LMNO!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2013, 08:17:37 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 03, 2013, 08:17:19 PM
Knock-Knock.

Who's there?






:lord:
Title: Re: SHIT! LMNO!
Post by: LMNO on December 03, 2013, 08:18:13 PM
Cephalopod sodomy.
Title: Re: SHIT! LMNO!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2013, 08:18:37 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 03, 2013, 08:18:13 PM
Cephalopod sodomy.

Cephalopod sodomy who?
Title: Re: SHIT! LMNO!
Post by: LMNO on December 03, 2013, 08:20:29 PM
 :batman:
Title: Re: SHIT! LMNO!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2013, 08:25:43 PM
 :argh!:
Title: Re: SHIT! LMNO!
Post by: LMNO on December 03, 2013, 08:26:40 PM
Hey, I don't get much of a chance to use that emote.
Title: Re: SHIT! LMNO!
Post by: LMNO on December 03, 2013, 08:51:32 PM
Ok, ok.



Knock-knock.
Title: Re: SHIT! LMNO!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2013, 08:55:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 03, 2013, 08:51:32 PM
Ok, ok.



Knock-knock.

It's roont.  :tgrr:
Title: Re: SHIT! LMNO!
Post by: LMNO on December 03, 2013, 08:56:44 PM
It is?
Title: Re: SHIT! LMNO!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2013, 08:58:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 03, 2013, 08:56:44 PM
It is?

Yeah, it doesn't work in text.  The other person has time to think of an answer.

Tried it on Al.  He gave me the look when I left him hanging.
Title: Re: SHIT! LMNO!
Post by: LMNO on December 03, 2013, 08:59:57 PM
Oh, yeah.  Good point.

Although my next one was gonna start with "Hyperlocalized optionality leveraging service-facing solves."
Title: Re: SHIT! LMNO!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2013, 09:01:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 03, 2013, 08:59:57 PM
Oh, yeah.  Good point.

Although my next one was gonna start with "Hyperlocalized optionality leveraging service-facing solves."

Instead, look at this shit.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=709139

Thank me later.
Title: Re: SHIT! LMNO!
Post by: LMNO on December 03, 2013, 09:18:10 PM
Damn.

Wish we still had access to that Christian Homemaker forums (the one where you waxed the cat, I believe).
Title: Re: SHIT! LMNO!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2013, 09:20:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 03, 2013, 09:18:10 PM
Damn.

Wish we still had access to that Christian Homemaker forums (the one where you waxed the cat, I believe).

One of my finer moments, if I do say so myself.

Hey...I'm on a different IP now.   :lulz:
Title: Re: SHIT! LMNO!
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 03, 2013, 09:44:56 PM
Wax the cat?
Title: Re: SHIT! LMNO!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2013, 09:49:09 PM
Quote from: Officer What's His /b/ear on December 03, 2013, 09:44:56 PM
Wax the cat?

Yeah, I posted instructions on how to wax your cat for the summer.
Title: Re: SHIT! LMNO!
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 03, 2013, 10:47:45 PM
Lol