I just heard the best knock-knock joke IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND.
It's a weird one, though.
You start it.
Knock-Knock.
Cephalopod sodomy.
:batman:
:argh!:
Hey, I don't get much of a chance to use that emote.
Ok, ok.
Knock-knock.
It is?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 03, 2013, 08:56:44 PM
It is?
Yeah, it doesn't work in text. The other person has time to think of an answer.
Tried it on Al. He gave me the look when I left him hanging.
Oh, yeah. Good point.
Although my next one was gonna start with "Hyperlocalized optionality leveraging service-facing solves."
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 03, 2013, 08:59:57 PM
Oh, yeah. Good point.
Although my next one was gonna start with "Hyperlocalized optionality leveraging service-facing solves."
Instead, look at this shit.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=709139
Thank me later.
Damn.
Wish we still had access to that Christian Homemaker forums (the one where you waxed the cat, I believe).
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 03, 2013, 09:18:10 PM
Damn.
Wish we still had access to that Christian Homemaker forums (the one where you waxed the cat, I believe).
One of my finer moments, if I do say so myself.
Hey...I'm on a different IP now. :lulz:
Wax the cat?
Quote from: Officer What's His /b/ear on December 03, 2013, 09:44:56 PM
Wax the cat?
Yeah, I posted instructions on how to wax your cat for the summer.
Lol