I have a (diagnosed) schizophrenic friend who keeps buying "magic objects" from the internet. He has a "sa ra key" (I believe it's a chess piece with a piece of string through it, you'd think they could at least buy a shiny chess piece, whatever it is it's just a small piece of plastic made into a necklace) And a "magic staff" which looks like some stick that someone at least went to the arts and crafts store to put a couple little strings and shiny things on it. It wouldn't bother me so much if my friend wasn't spending multiple hundreds of dollars on this, and these people discourage him from taking his medication (you can think whatever you like about the pharmaceutical industry, my friend is psychotic, I find it hard to believe that their intentions aren't "when he takes his meds he has less interest in our magic items") Now he's sending his "sa ra key" to get upgraded.
Can you guys think of any good ways to screw with these guys? I've sent angry e-mails and tried to get their paypal closed down (apparently two thousand dollar magic staves are a legitimate business), but that's a waste of time. I figured discordians would be good people to crowd source ideas from. They all seem to do their payments through paypal, have e-mail addresses, youtube videos (bunch of new age stuff that's all good and well if you aren't trying to sell a two thousand dollar magic staff, and the video's are of course set to comments needing to be approved), and the one selling magic stave's also has a phone number.
Here's links to make it simplier for anyone else who wants to screw with them (they both have phone numbers and e-mail addresses, sa ra key dude even has an actual address to write)
hxxp://www.unitethecollective.com/UNITETHECOLLECTIVE/PRODUCTS.html (This is the guy selling magic staves)
hxxp://www.sovereign-alliance.com/SOVEREIGN_ALLIANCE/Shopping.html (This is the "sa ra key" people, they actually )
Here's their youtube video to laugh at, fairly sure they both have comments set to needing to be approved, but you can feel free to test it, or simply annoy them by making them need to look through a bunch of comments to allow the "SA RA KEY MAKE ME FEEL MAGIC"
www.youtube.com/user/dero7 (Here's the magic staff guy's youtube page, pretty lulzy)
www.youtube.com/user/SovereignAlliance (Sa Ra Key dude's youtube page, only seen the one video I already posted, but i would be quite surprised if there wasn't some entertainment to gain on there.)
Quote from: paradoxlogos on December 04, 2013, 07:29:40 PM
I have a (diagnosed) schizophrenic friend who keeps buying "magic objects" from the internet. He has a "sa ra key" (I believe it's a chess piece with a piece of string through it, you'd think they could at least buy a shiny chess piece, whatever it is it's just a small piece of plastic made into a necklace) And a "magic staff" which looks like some stick that someone at least went to the arts and crafts store to put a couple little strings and shiny things on it. It wouldn't bother me so much if my friend wasn't spending multiple hundreds of dollars on this, and these people discourage him from taking his medication (you can think whatever you like about the pharmaceutical industry, my friend is psychotic, I find it hard to believe that their intentions aren't "when he takes his meds he has less interest in our magic items") Now he's sending his "sa ra key" to get upgraded.
Can you guys think of any good ways to screw with these guys? I've sent angry e-mails and tried to get their paypal closed down (apparently two thousand dollar magic staves are a legitimate business), but that's a waste of time. I figured discordians would be good people to crowd source ideas from. They all seem to do their payments through paypal, have e-mail addresses, youtube videos (bunch of new age stuff that's all good and well if you aren't trying to sell a two thousand dollar magic staff, and the video's are of course set to comments needing to be approved), and the one selling magic stave's also has a phone number.
Give me the link.
hee hee ho ho ho ho
I think you'll find a willing handful of people here, Para.
IF THAT IS INDEED YOUR REAL NAME.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 04, 2013, 07:36:11 PM
I think you'll find a willing handful of people here, Para.
IF THAT IS INDEED YOUR REAL NAME.
10% chance of FG troll. In any case, I wish to fuck with these people. So I need the link.
Haha okay I came to the right place.
hxxp://www.unitethecollective.com/UNITETHECOLLECTIVE/PRODUCTS.html (This is the guy selling over priced magic staves)
hxxp://www.sovereign-alliance.com/SOVEREIGN_ALLIANCE/Shopping.html (This is the "sa ra key" people)
Here's some of their storefronts, though these last 2 links are from the first one, so I'm pretty sure they are the same guy, worth a laugh.
hxxp://www.shop.anomalyentertainment.com/main.sc
hxxp://www.galacticwands.com/GALACTIC_WANDS/GALACTICWANDS.COM.html
Quote from: paradoxlogos on December 04, 2013, 07:42:36 PM
Haha okay I came to the right place.
hxxp://www.unitethecollective.com/UNITETHECOLLECTIVE/PRODUCTS.html (This is the guy selling over priced magic staves)
hxxp://www.sovereign-alliance.com/SOVEREIGN_ALLIANCE/Shopping.html (This is the "sa ra key" people)
I'll edit in the youtube links in a second.
Sweet. Editing your post to break links.
Will slam on this shit with proxies tonight, when I get home.
I think I will be an outraged competitor, denouncing them for their flawed and dangerous magic, and the pollution their production is causing, them not haven taken basic steps to protect the environment.
See if you can work in an offer for them to buy your authentic, hand-made jenkem products.
Stella and Nigel need to get in on this.
Well, Stella. Nigel is busy. But LATER, ho ho ho!
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 04, 2013, 07:47:22 PM
See if you can work in an offer for them to buy your authentic, hand-made jenkem products.
I have an exceptionally Holy™ and magickal pair of underpants, which have come apart under unusual stresses.
Quote from: paradoxlogos on December 04, 2013, 07:42:36 PM
Haha okay I came to the right place.
hxxp://www.unitethecollective.com/UNITETHECOLLECTIVE/PRODUCTS.html (This is the guy selling over priced magic staves)
hxxp://www.sovereign-alliance.com/SOVEREIGN_ALLIANCE/Shopping.html (This is the "sa ra key" people)
I'll edit in the youtube links in a second.
Oh wow. All of that is totally worth money.
I think they may have infringed on my patented stick wrapped in shit design.
Memo to self, cease and desist letter for that has got to be worth a chuckle.
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 04, 2013, 07:53:22 PM
Memo to self, cease and desist letter for that has got to be worth a chuckle.
I've been banging an EPA letter together.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 04, 2013, 07:44:33 PM
I think I will be an outraged competitor, denouncing them for their flawed and dangerous magic, and the pollution their production is causing, them not haven taken basic steps to protect the environment.
Hahaha oh man, I totally came to the right place. That made me laugh out loud, I'd find it hilarious if he tried to get you to join his "alliance" (I'm not totally clear on everything, but from what I gather, these two people are connected in some way, I should probably browse their youtube chanel more and see if there are any other worthy targets) Can't wait to see what people come up with.
Hmmm...Something about mana bleed-off and a need for scrubbers and baghouses.
Ten bonus points for working Quantumz in there.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 04, 2013, 07:54:24 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 04, 2013, 07:53:22 PM
Memo to self, cease and desist letter for that has got to be worth a chuckle.
I've been banging an EPA letter together.
Seen this shit? (break link if needed)
(http://www.sovereign-alliance.com/SOVEREIGN_ALLIANCE/Spiritual_Coaching_files/SerahTriangleLines2.jpg)
"You can right click and save the image for free download" - Verbatim quote.
"No shit dumbass, it's a
picture on the internet" - what my brain can't stop screaming.
I can smell the arrogance from here. Fun ahoy.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 04, 2013, 07:59:14 PM
Ten bonus points for working Quantumz in there.
I can definitely do that.
Maybe a letter on NRC letterhead? I still have some of that hanging around.
Letterhead is always a good choice, regardless of office or department.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 04, 2013, 08:02:48 PM
Letterhead is always a good choice, regardless of office or department.
I still have piles of that shit in a filing cabinet from the old EGfaBT days.
I edited in a couple storefronts, but I'm fairly sure it's the same dude. And while I'm at it, here's a "review" of that key thing.
hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8x_MU9CM7Q
And just for the hell of it, here's some chick trying to sell it, who I must say I don't think is a particularly good actress. But worth a laugh.
hxxp://www.youtube.com/user/SovereignAlliance?feature=watch
Quote from: paradoxlogos on December 04, 2013, 08:30:10 PM
I edited in a couple storefronts, but I'm fairly sure it's the same dude. And while I'm at it, here's a "review" of that key thing.
hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8x_MU9CM7Q
And just for the hell of it, here's some chick trying to sell it, who I must say I don't think is a particularly good actress. But worth a laugh.
hxxp://www.youtube.com/user/SovereignAlliance?feature=watch
You don't have to break youtube links. Just URLs to sites.
Will check out this evening.
AAHAHHHHHHHHH hxxp://www.galacticwands.com/GALACTIC_WANDS/GALACTICWANDS.COM.html
THIS IS THE DOUCHIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
THEY MUST BE DESTROYED.
I have always wondered who bought that crap. Now I know. Crazy people who don't have the wherewithal to distinguish utter bullshit from reality.
:crankey:
This is the EXACT kind of crap my ex-boyfriend, who I am convinced is schizotypal, would have been suckered by. This and anything having to do with "dream-states". This shit pisses me off no end.
It's a FUCKING STICK and some ROCKS wrapped with FUCKING YARD AND WIRE. FROM THE CRAFT STORE.
FFFU
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 04, 2013, 10:25:02 PM
It's a FUCKING STICK and some ROCKS wrapped with FUCKING YARD AND WIRE. FROM THE CRAFT STORE.
FFFU
Only $500.
I'll take the one wrapped in old Christmas string.
QuoteLoadstone Technology
Lodestone Technology uses Magnite that has been struck by lighting.
These stones are used for grounding and drawing large amounts of energy from the magneto sphere from planet earth. This magnetricity is used in keeping the wand charged at all times while remain anchored to the planet. Each load stone is hand carved and it's polarity is aligned correctly to the wands energetic structure.
This combination and intent creates a wand that not only has consciousness through it's programming but creates a bond between it's user and planet Earth. The magnetic field generators allow the wand and it's user to draw upon larger amounts of energy needed for advance forms of energy manipulation.
The implementation of this technology, with the current application of the wand construct, allows each of the hand crafted pieces to remain within top vitality and aligned accurately throughout the users life. The 5D structure becomes more complex as your skill increases; the wand will grow with you and be able to handle advanced energy work, as you continue on your path.
Wands that are made with the Loadstone Tech, will have the symbol next to the picture.
So
that's how the fuck magnets work.
Plus, expect me to be using the word "magnetricity" on a semi regular basis.
:cpd:
:enough:
Quote from: Payne on December 05, 2013, 08:31:06 PM
QuoteLoadstone Technology
Lodestone Technology uses Magnite that has been struck by lighting.
These stones are used for grounding and drawing large amounts of energy from the magneto sphere from planet earth. This magnetricity is used in keeping the wand charged at all times while remain anchored to the planet. Each load stone is hand carved and it's polarity is aligned correctly to the wands energetic structure.
This combination and intent creates a wand that not only has consciousness through it's programming but creates a bond between it's user and planet Earth. The magnetic field generators allow the wand and it's user to draw upon larger amounts of energy needed for advance forms of energy manipulation.
The implementation of this technology, with the current application of the wand construct, allows each of the hand crafted pieces to remain within top vitality and aligned accurately throughout the users life. The 5D structure becomes more complex as your skill increases; the wand will grow with you and be able to handle advanced energy work, as you continue on your path.
Wands that are made with the Loadstone Tech, will have the symbol next to the picture.
So that's how the fuck magnets work.
Plus, expect me to be using the word "magnetricity" on a semi regular basis.
Goddamn I want to make a parody version of these sites and when you click "BUY NOW" it tells you you're a schmuck.
How on earth could you make something that's MORE of a parody than the original?
Quantum Jenkem.
Then you attach em to sticks with multicolour electrical tape and they entangle your bowel/root chakra with the primitive earth energies and anchor your star self in a superposition with the ley lines.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 04, 2013, 07:47:26 PM
Stella and Nigel need to get in on this.
Well, Stella. Nigel is busy. But LATER, ho ho ho!
OOOOOH, YES.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 04, 2013, 07:48:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 04, 2013, 07:47:22 PM
See if you can work in an offer for them to buy your authentic, hand-made jenkem products.
I have an exceptionally Holy™ and magickal pair of underpants, which have come apart under unusual stresses.
The Sa Ra Key site sells booty shorts. They say "Light Body" on them.
MAKE THEM A PROPOSITION.
Quote from: Payne on December 05, 2013, 08:31:06 PM
QuoteLoadstone Technology
Lodestone Technology uses Magnite that has been struck by lighting.
These stones are used for grounding and drawing large amounts of energy from the magneto sphere from planet earth. This magnetricity is used in keeping the wand charged at all times while remain anchored to the planet. Each load stone is hand carved and it's polarity is aligned correctly to the wands energetic structure.
This combination and intent creates a wand that not only has consciousness through it's programming but creates a bond between it's user and planet Earth. The magnetic field generators allow the wand and it's user to draw upon larger amounts of energy needed for advance forms of energy manipulation.
The implementation of this technology, with the current application of the wand construct, allows each of the hand crafted pieces to remain within top vitality and aligned accurately throughout the users life. The 5D structure becomes more complex as your skill increases; the wand will grow with you and be able to handle advanced energy work, as you continue on your path.
Wands that are made with the Loadstone Tech, will have the symbol next to the picture.
So that's how the fuck magnets work.
Plus, expect me to be using the word "magnetricity" on a semi regular basis.
"LOADstone" :lulz:
Also, check out the apparent location on some of the videos. Could it be...? :lol:
(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/2262/0z4p.jpg)
Utah, Wyoming, or Arizona.
Quote from: Pæs on December 05, 2013, 11:08:48 PM
Then you attach em to sticks with multicolour electrical tape and they entangle your bowel/root chakra with the primitive earth energies and anchor your star self in a superposition with the ley lines.
You should write copy for an Etsy store. :lulz:
Pretty sure it's Arizona, at least the "sa ra key" people have an address to write to on their contact page that's in Arizona, and seem to recall my schizophrenic friend saying something about the staff dude being from Arizona.
hxxp://www.sovereign-alliance.com/SOVEREIGN_ALLIANCE/Contact.html (Here's where there's an address to write the sa ra key)
Also while I remember, here's both of their youtube pages, I'll go edit all the links into the OP for convenience.
www.youtube.com/user/dero7 (Here's the magic staff guy's youtube page, pretty lulzy)
www.youtube.com/user/SovereignAlliance (Sa Ra Key dude's youtube page, only seen the one video I already posted, but i would be quite surprised if there wasn't some entertainment to gain on there.)
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 06, 2013, 12:45:53 AM
Quote from: Pæs on December 05, 2013, 11:08:48 PM
Then you attach em to sticks with multicolour electrical tape and they entangle your bowel/root chakra with the primitive earth energies and anchor your star self in a superposition with the ley lines.
You should write copy for an Etsy store. :lulz:
He totally could.
I mean, they let Liam's "My Little Pornies" on there and those were just pointless clay ponies reaming each other with dildos.
But this is MAGICAL.
Quote from: paradoxlogos on December 06, 2013, 12:57:55 AM
Pretty sure it's Arizona, at least the "sa ra key" people have an address to write to on their contact page that's in Arizona, and seem to recall my schizophrenic friend saying something about the staff dude being from Arizona. Also, if you
Sedona, most likely. They have made an industry out of woo.
Hell, get me to tell you about the international gem show they have here in Tucson every February. :lulz:
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 06, 2013, 01:00:32 AM
Quote from: paradoxlogos on December 06, 2013, 12:57:55 AM
Pretty sure it's Arizona, at least the "sa ra key" people have an address to write to on their contact page that's in Arizona, and seem to recall my schizophrenic friend saying something about the staff dude being from Arizona. Also, if you
Sedona, most likely. They have made an industry out of woo.
Hell, get me to tell you about the international gem show they have here in Tucson every February. :lulz:
Maybe these people will bring their rock crap to the next one.
February isn't very far off. :lol:
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 06, 2013, 01:02:58 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 06, 2013, 01:00:32 AM
Quote from: paradoxlogos on December 06, 2013, 12:57:55 AM
Pretty sure it's Arizona, at least the "sa ra key" people have an address to write to on their contact page that's in Arizona, and seem to recall my schizophrenic friend saying something about the staff dude being from Arizona. Also, if you
Sedona, most likely. They have made an industry out of woo.
Hell, get me to tell you about the international gem show they have here in Tucson every February. :lulz:
Maybe these people will bring their rock crap to the next one.
February isn't very far off. :lol:
Oh, without doubt. But they get lost among the other woo-vendors, and the aging hippies selling bits of dead Native Americans.
Quote from: Pæs on December 05, 2013, 11:08:48 PM
Then you attach em to sticks with multicolour electrical tape and they entangle your bowel/root chakra with the primitive earth energies and anchor your star self in a superposition with the ley lines.
That was beautiful.
I'm a Bear Shaman and I'm outraged with the disgrace of my people.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 06, 2013, 01:00:32 AM
Quote from: paradoxlogos on December 06, 2013, 12:57:55 AM
Pretty sure it's Arizona, at least the "sa ra key" people have an address to write to on their contact page that's in Arizona, and seem to recall my schizophrenic friend saying something about the staff dude being from Arizona. Also, if you
Sedona, most likely. They have made an industry out of woo.
Hell, get me to tell you about the international gem show they have here in Tucson every February. :lulz:
Oh what the fuck. A convention full of people who talk to rocks. How much would it cost me to get you there with a holy brick?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 04, 2013, 07:36:11 PM
I think you'll find a willing handful of people here, Para.
IF THAT IS INDEED YOUR REAL NAME.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: