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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 12, 2013, 06:03:06 AM

Title: HEY ROGER
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 12, 2013, 06:03:06 AM
BF wants to know why there are clamshells in Phoenix? I told him that whole thing used to be under the ocean but he is convinced that there are desert clams in Arizona. Help.
Title: Re: HEY ROGER
Post by: LMNO on December 12, 2013, 01:02:27 PM
Desert clams?



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Title: Re: HEY ROGER
Post by: Cain on December 12, 2013, 01:12:51 PM
I hear desert clams are named for Operation Desert Clam (http://familyguy.wikia.com/wiki/Operation_Desert_Clam).  Their only natural predator is the drop bear, and they are best served with Wow-Wow sauce (http://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/index.php/Wow-Wow_Sauce).
Title: Re: HEY ROGER
Post by: hooplala on December 12, 2013, 01:37:12 PM
Are desert clams anything like Rocky Mountain Oysters?
Title: Re: HEY ROGER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2013, 01:57:38 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 12, 2013, 06:03:06 AM
BF wants to know why there are clamshells in Phoenix? I told him that whole thing used to be under the ocean but he is convinced that there are desert clams in Arizona. Help.

He's right.  The desert clam is a harmless mollusc that filters its food from the desert sands. It can grow up to 4 feet across and may weigh as much as a ton.

It's only predator is the desert starfish, which gives EVERYONE the heebee jeebees, and is also the animal that killed Marlon Perkins and his entire film crew.  For which my gratitude is eternal.
Title: Re: HEY ROGER
Post by: hooplala on December 12, 2013, 01:58:47 PM
I once saw a desert sea cucumber.  Not for the faint of heart.
Title: Re: HEY ROGER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2013, 02:08:58 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 12, 2013, 01:58:47 PM
I once saw a desert sea cucumber.  Not for the faint of heart.

Take a look at the feeding habits of the common starfish.  :vom:

The desert starfish is worse, because the bastard hides under the sand like the Goddamn Saarlac.
Title: Re: HEY ROGER
Post by: Junkenstein on December 12, 2013, 04:21:11 PM
I see we're not mentioning desert crabs.

I don't blame you.
Title: Re: HEY ROGER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2013, 04:21:55 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 12, 2013, 04:21:11 PM
I see we're not mentioning desert crabs.

I don't blame you.

Already covered elsewhere.  Does no good to stand on the toilet seat, the bastards can jump 12 feet.
Title: Re: HEY ROGER
Post by: Junkenstein on December 12, 2013, 04:23:58 PM
It's the barbed claws that get me. Like natures Bodkin arrow.
Title: Re: HEY ROGER
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 12, 2013, 05:11:40 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 12, 2013, 01:12:51 PM
I hear desert clams are named for Operation Desert Clam (http://familyguy.wikia.com/wiki/Operation_Desert_Clam).  Their only natural predator is the drop bear, and they are best served with Wow-Wow sauce (http://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/index.php/Wow-Wow_Sauce).

:lulz:
Title: Re: HEY ROGER
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 12, 2013, 05:12:13 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 12, 2013, 01:57:38 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 12, 2013, 06:03:06 AM
BF wants to know why there are clamshells in Phoenix? I told him that whole thing used to be under the ocean but he is convinced that there are desert clams in Arizona. Help.

He's right.  The desert clam is a harmless mollusc that filters its food from the desert sands. It can grow up to 4 feet across and may weigh as much as a ton.

It's only predator is the desert starfish, which gives EVERYONE the heebee jeebees, and is also the animal that killed Marlon Perkins and his entire film crew.  For which my gratitude is eternal.

:eek:
Title: Re: HEY ROGER
Post by: Suu on December 12, 2013, 06:32:09 PM
And this is why I will never visit Tucson.
Title: Re: HEY ROGER
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 12, 2013, 08:49:55 PM
Tucson has its own desert Cthulhu.
Title: Re: HEY ROGER
Post by: Ben Shapiro on December 12, 2013, 09:11:09 PM
Desert pearls you say?