Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 25, 2013, 09:33:41 PM

Title: Richter, I think I have this vindaloo thing worked out...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 25, 2013, 09:33:41 PM
(https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/226750_10152441774444989_103611491_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Richter, I think I have this vindaloo thing worked out...
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 25, 2013, 09:40:52 PM
OMG I use so much TP. Stomach problems.. and It's got ot be Charmin xtra strong.
Title: Re: Richter, I think I have this vindaloo thing worked out...
Post by: Payne on December 25, 2013, 09:48:57 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 25, 2013, 09:33:41 PM
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I don't see a fire suppression system.

Or enough blast plating on the delicate cistern and bowl area, which will be required to keep the explosive structure (that would be you) stable during the expulsion event. This instability could result in violent and sudden veering off of desirable launch trajectories, endangering local population centres and critical infrastructure.

That is a lot of paper, but I highly recommend not forging with your insane plan.
Title: Re: Richter, I think I have this vindaloo thing worked out...
Post by: Odibex Grallspice on December 25, 2013, 09:53:37 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Richter, I think I have this vindaloo thing worked out...
Post by: Richter on December 25, 2013, 11:35:17 PM
I think youre on to something there.  That or keeping an untapped fiee hydrant on hand in place of a bidet.
Title: Re: Richter, I think I have this vindaloo thing worked out...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 26, 2013, 07:21:02 AM
WHAT WHYYYYY

Also, now I want vindaloo.
Title: Re: Richter, I think I have this vindaloo thing worked out...
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 26, 2013, 07:38:49 AM
Quote from: Richter on December 25, 2013, 11:35:17 PM
I think youre on to something there.  That or keeping an untapped fiee hydrant on hand in place of a bidet.

And replace all the toilet paper holders with racks for beach towels. :P
Title: Re: Richter, I think I have this vindaloo thing worked out...
Post by: Richter on December 27, 2013, 02:32:25 AM
One of those carwash rotary wiper flappers covered in them.  Mounted sideways.
Title: Re: Richter, I think I have this vindaloo thing worked out...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 27, 2013, 02:33:30 AM
Quote from: Richter on December 27, 2013, 02:32:25 AM
One of those carwash rotary wiper flappers covered in them.  Mounted sideways.

Gonna have to use Nomex.