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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:12:12 AM

Title: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:12:12 AM
Spending a week in Germany on the company dime.  Specifically, Frankfurt.  I will have about 5 days of Roger time while I do this, as this trip is basically a junket.  I will have a rental car and no intention of driving on a different side of the street or whatever people do in Europe.  And essentially unlimited credit, provided I can shoehorn it into "entertainment expenses".

What do I need to do and see? 
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: LMNO on December 31, 2013, 03:15:38 AM
1. How on earth did you swing this?

2. How will the plant manage not to explode in your absence?
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:21:15 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 31, 2013, 03:15:38 AM
1. How on earth did you swing this?

2. How will the plant manage not to explode in your absence?

1.  My boss doesn't trust Mike the Engineer to travel on his own, much less with two hourly guys in tow.  Are you seeing the fatal flaw in his reasoning here?  Because I am.

2.  It explodes when I'm HERE.  Also, I have built a good department.  They should manage.
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: LMNO on December 31, 2013, 03:28:40 AM
I'm sure you'll be just as responsible in Germany, unsupervised, as you are anywhere else , unsupervised.




Oh, dear.
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:31:00 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 31, 2013, 03:28:40 AM
I'm sure you'll be just as responsible in Germany, unsupervised, as you are anywhere else , unsupervised.




Oh, dear.

Oh, it's better than that.  I am in charge of the expedition.  muhaha.

This chaps Mike's ass, by the way.  He makes 3 times what I make, but he's not a manager.

DANCE FOR ME, FAT BOY!  DANCE, I SAID!

:banana:
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:39:42 AM
Also, Mike wanted to arrange two rental cars, because there's four of us.

Translation:  He wants to rent a Porshe.  NOT HAPPENING ON MY WATCH.  We're going to rent a KIA or something.

Because a Canadian with a Mexican and two Americans from a South African company driving a South Korean car on the autobahn is COSMOPOLITAN AS FUCK.

Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on December 31, 2013, 05:28:37 AM
All I ever hear about Germany is that there's castles, people walk around with really big beers, nobody gives a shit what you do and the gay bars are NUTS.

Do with that what thou wilt.
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 31, 2013, 07:49:38 AM
Wow. You'll be three hours away from one of my favorite yarn stores. With money. I am a jealous thing that is jealous.

I vote Staedel Museum. It has three floors of art. 1800's painters and such. From what my German yarn buddies say, it's pretty kick-ass.
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: Reginald Ret on December 31, 2013, 09:15:14 AM
I second Castles.
Also, Schwarzwald. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Forest)
It has beauty.
Dammit, forgot how to change the size of a pic.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2b/Teichschlucht_Schwarzwald_03.jpg)
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2013, 02:26:46 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 31, 2013, 07:49:38 AM
Wow. You'll be three hours away from one of my favorite yarn stores. With money. I am a jealous thing that is jealous.

I vote Staedel Museum. It has three floors of art. 1800's painters and such. From what my German yarn buddies say, it's pretty kick-ass.

THIS.

Quote from: :regret: on December 31, 2013, 09:15:14 AM
I second Castles.
Also, Schwarzwald. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Forest)
It has beauty.
Dammit, forgot how to change the size of a pic.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2b/Teichschlucht_Schwarzwald_03.jpg)

AND THAT.
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: Cain on December 31, 2013, 05:54:01 PM
Culture-wise, Goethe House and Historisches Museum Frankfurt are must sees.  The Palmengarten is the largest botanical garden in Germany.

Avoid all bars in the central district - Frankfurt is Yuppie central, and German yuppies are even more annoying than British or American ones.  If it has glass, steel and doesn't serve beer in steins, it's not worth going in.
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 31, 2013, 06:08:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:12:12 AM
Spending a week in Germany on the company dime.  Specifically, Frankfurt.  I will have about 5 days of Roger time while I do this, as this trip is basically a junket.  I will have a rental car and no intention of driving on a different side of the street or whatever people do in Europe.  And essentially unlimited credit, provided I can shoehorn it into "entertainment expenses".

What do I need to do and see?

I have major envy.
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 31, 2013, 07:16:34 PM
Oh, and if you could leave Mike there . . . that'd be great.
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 31, 2013, 07:24:29 PM
And I don't know if Bald Friede and Bald Jean still have their restaurant 'Bald Angels', in Cologne, but it's only two hours-ish away from Frankfurt and those chicks rock.
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on January 01, 2014, 05:10:35 AM
I'm glad :regret: couldn't resize that photo. I got lost in that thing for a few minutes.  :)
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: GrannySmith on January 01, 2014, 08:56:28 AM
I'm not so familiar with Frankfurt but I heard the Senkenberg museum is worth visiting if you're into natural history. They have dinosaurs, a geopark etc:
http://www.senckenberg.de/root/index.php?page_id=5256

If you're willing to travel, there's Heidelberg about 20 minutes south, which is a famed to be really beautiful:
http://www.heidelberg.de/english,Len/Home/Visit.html

If you're willing to travel even further, there's the volcanic area 2 hours northeast:
http://www.unesco.org/new/en/natural-sciences/environment/earth-sciences/global-geoparks/members/germany/vulkaneifel-european-geopark/

If I hear anything else about the area there I'll post.
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 01, 2014, 05:47:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 31, 2013, 06:08:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:12:12 AM
Spending a week in Germany on the company dime.  Specifically, Frankfurt.  I will have about 5 days of Roger time while I do this, as this trip is basically a junket.  I will have a rental car and no intention of driving on a different side of the street or whatever people do in Europe.  And essentially unlimited credit, provided I can shoehorn it into "entertainment expenses".

What do I need to do and see?

I have major envy.

You got to go to Nashville.

I'm pretty sure there's no Music Row in Frankfurt.
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 01, 2014, 05:48:11 PM
Quote from: GrannySmith on January 01, 2014, 08:56:28 AM
I'm not so familiar with Frankfurt but I heard the Senkenberg museum is worth visiting if you're into natural history. They have dinosaurs, a geopark etc:
http://www.senckenberg.de/root/index.php?page_id=5256

If you're willing to travel, there's Heidelberg about 20 minutes south, which is a famed to be really beautiful:
http://www.heidelberg.de/english,Len/Home/Visit.html

If you're willing to travel even further, there's the volcanic area 2 hours northeast:
http://www.unesco.org/new/en/natural-sciences/environment/earth-sciences/global-geoparks/members/germany/vulkaneifel-european-geopark/

If I hear anything else about the area there I'll post.

Thank you.  Heidelberg has been on my list.
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on January 01, 2014, 08:11:28 PM
Have fun man, and take lots of pictures.
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 02, 2014, 03:25:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 01, 2014, 05:47:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 31, 2013, 06:08:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:12:12 AM
Spending a week in Germany on the company dime.  Specifically, Frankfurt.  I will have about 5 days of Roger time while I do this, as this trip is basically a junket.  I will have a rental car and no intention of driving on a different side of the street or whatever people do in Europe.  And essentially unlimited credit, provided I can shoehorn it into "entertainment expenses".

What do I need to do and see?

I have major envy.

You got to go to Nashville.

I'm pretty sure there's no Music Row in Frankfurt.

I feel like A WHOLE OTHER CONTINENT trumps visiting anywhere in Tennessee.
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2014, 07:43:58 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 02, 2014, 03:25:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 01, 2014, 05:47:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 31, 2013, 06:08:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:12:12 AM
Spending a week in Germany on the company dime.  Specifically, Frankfurt.  I will have about 5 days of Roger time while I do this, as this trip is basically a junket.  I will have a rental car and no intention of driving on a different side of the street or whatever people do in Europe.  And essentially unlimited credit, provided I can shoehorn it into "entertainment expenses".

What do I need to do and see?

I have major envy.

You got to go to Nashville.

I'm pretty sure there's no Music Row in Frankfurt.

I feel like A WHOLE OTHER CONTINENT trumps visiting anywhere in Tennessee.

Well, yes and no.  I've been in Europe, Asia, Africa, and South America, and spags are spags wherever you go.

But Germans build some kickass castles.  I can't deny that.
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: GrannySmith on January 02, 2014, 07:29:54 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 02, 2014, 07:43:58 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 02, 2014, 03:25:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 01, 2014, 05:47:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 31, 2013, 06:08:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:12:12 AM
Spending a week in Germany on the company dime.  Specifically, Frankfurt.  I will have about 5 days of Roger time while I do this, as this trip is basically a junket.  I will have a rental car and no intention of driving on a different side of the street or whatever people do in Europe.  And essentially unlimited credit, provided I can shoehorn it into "entertainment expenses".

What do I need to do and see?

I have major envy.

You got to go to Nashville.

I'm pretty sure there's no Music Row in Frankfurt.

I feel like A WHOLE OTHER CONTINENT trumps visiting anywhere in Tennessee.

Well, yes and no.  I've been in Europe, Asia, Africa, and South America, and spags are spags wherever you go.

But Germans build some kickass castles.  I can't deny that.

If you like castles and if you're planning to visit Heidelberg anyway (by the way I typed something wrong i think, Heidelberg is a bit less than an hour south of Frankfurt, not just 20 minutes), anyway, you should consider visiting Hornberg castle: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hornberg_Castle

That's about an hour to the east of Heidelberg but it's on the Neckar valley, which apparently is every castle lover's dreamland:
http://www.theguardian.com/travel/2008/mar/01/germany.walkingholidays
QuoteMost of these villages were fortified. The Neckar valley was like a corridor of castles. It wasn't just a question of a few walls and a big door. Each of these bastions was a stupendous, almost Disneyesque creation. Neckarsteinach had three of these fortresses, all built by thugs with names like "The Grand Wrecker of the Country". Hirschhorn had only one fortress but it was a particularly virulent orange, and dangled off the top of a hill.
and
QuoteI spent my last night at Hornberg Castle, as Twain had. It was once the home of robber barons (their family shield, I noticed, depicted a wolf devouring a sheep) but is now a hotel.
(Hornberg is also a museum - pardon the badly written article, it's just to give an impression of the area)
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 02, 2014, 07:40:21 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 02, 2014, 07:43:58 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 02, 2014, 03:25:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 01, 2014, 05:47:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 31, 2013, 06:08:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:12:12 AM
Spending a week in Germany on the company dime.  Specifically, Frankfurt.  I will have about 5 days of Roger time while I do this, as this trip is basically a junket.  I will have a rental car and no intention of driving on a different side of the street or whatever people do in Europe.  And essentially unlimited credit, provided I can shoehorn it into "entertainment expenses".

What do I need to do and see?

I have major envy.

You got to go to Nashville.

I'm pretty sure there's no Music Row in Frankfurt.

I feel like A WHOLE OTHER CONTINENT trumps visiting anywhere in Tennessee.

Well, yes and no.  I've been in Europe, Asia, Africa, and South America, and spags are spags wherever you go.

But Germans build some kickass castles.  I can't deny that.

The only places outside of the US I've been able to visit are Agua Prieta for about ten minutes, and various places in British Columbia, which barely counts.
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2014, 04:28:02 AM
20 minutes west of Frankfurt is the land of Squiddy birth.
Interesting little town with a quite excellent market platz.

Also, don't miss out on THIS bitch right here!
http://www.neuschwanstein.de/index.htm

http://www.youwall.com/papel/neuschwanstein_castle_wallpaper_9729b.jpg
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2014, 07:14:53 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2014, 04:28:02 AM
20 minutes west of Frankfurt is the land of Squiddy birth.
Interesting little town with a quite excellent market platz.

Also, don't miss out on THIS bitch right here!
http://www.neuschwanstein.de/index.htm

http://www.youwall.com/papel/neuschwanstein_castle_wallpaper_9729b.jpg

That's on my list.  For reals.

DOUR,
Like Pappenhiem up in this bitch.
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: Junkenstein on January 05, 2014, 12:52:10 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:39:42 AM
Also, Mike wanted to arrange two rental cars, because there's four of us.

Translation:  He wants to rent a Porshe.  NOT HAPPENING ON MY WATCH.  We're going to rent a KIA or something.

Because a Canadian with a Mexican and two Americans from a South African company driving a South Korean car on the autobahn is COSMOPOLITAN AS FUCK.
,
:mittens:

Well played.

Also, if you're making a day of Heidelberg, I should mention the Philosopher's way, good walk, great views, liable to put the other 3 through hell if they hate movement under their own power.
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2014, 02:43:52 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on January 05, 2014, 12:52:10 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:39:42 AM
Also, Mike wanted to arrange two rental cars, because there's four of us.

Translation:  He wants to rent a Porshe.  NOT HAPPENING ON MY WATCH.  We're going to rent a KIA or something.

Because a Canadian with a Mexican and two Americans from a South African company driving a South Korean car on the autobahn is COSMOPOLITAN AS FUCK.
,
:mittens:

Well played.

Also, if you're making a day of Heidelberg, I should mention the Philosopher's way, good walk, great views, liable to put the other 3 through hell if they hate movement under their own power.

See dispatches thread.
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2014, 10:31:49 PM
Annnnd I just scored another trip here.

:banana:

DOUR,
Off to bed.
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on January 07, 2014, 10:44:24 PM
I STILL WANT HITLER'S DOG!
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 07, 2014, 11:25:00 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 07, 2014, 10:31:49 PM
Annnnd I just scored another trip here.

:banana:

DOUR,
Off to bed.
Congrats!
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: LMNO on January 08, 2014, 01:01:37 PM
So, do we now have to start calling you "Herr Doktor"?
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2014, 07:12:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 08, 2014, 01:01:37 PM
So, do we now have to start calling you "Herr Doktor"?

Very yes.
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 09, 2014, 07:03:28 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 07, 2014, 10:31:49 PM
Annnnd I just scored another trip here.

:banana:

DOUR,
Off to bed.

Duuude!
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2014, 12:09:00 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 09, 2014, 07:03:28 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 07, 2014, 10:31:49 PM
Annnnd I just scored another trip here.

:banana:

DOUR,
Off to bed.

Duuude!

Bringing Filipe again (who travels very well, and is also a born wanderer/tourist, surprisingly enough), Tiny Killer Neckbeard, and one of the lead operators.
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 09, 2014, 12:15:54 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 09, 2014, 12:09:00 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 09, 2014, 07:03:28 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 07, 2014, 10:31:49 PM
Annnnd I just scored another trip here.

:banana:

DOUR,
Off to bed.

Duuude!

Bringing Filipe again (who travels very well, and is also a born wanderer/tourist, surprisingly enough), Tiny Killer Neckbeard, and one of the lead operators.
So... your favorite coworkers?
Duuuude!
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2014, 12:16:58 PM
Quote from: :regret: on January 09, 2014, 12:15:54 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 09, 2014, 12:09:00 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 09, 2014, 07:03:28 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 07, 2014, 10:31:49 PM
Annnnd I just scored another trip here.

:banana:

DOUR,
Off to bed.

Duuude!

Bringing Filipe again (who travels very well, and is also a born wanderer/tourist, surprisingly enough), Tiny Killer Neckbeard, and one of the lead operators.
So... your favorite coworkers?
Duuuude!

Yes.  Mike and Steve bitch and cry too much when I drive on ZE AUTOBAHNS!
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: LMNO on January 09, 2014, 01:48:10 PM
Oh, that sounds brilliant. Now those are stories I'd like to hear!
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: Reginald Ret on January 09, 2014, 02:08:56 PM
Get them roaringly drunk, then give them a workshop with ALL THE TOOLS. Record for posterity (since none of you will survive it)
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2014, 05:33:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 09, 2014, 01:48:10 PM
Oh, that sounds brilliant. Now those are stories I'd like to hear!

Which?  The autobahn?  Already told it.
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: LMNO on January 09, 2014, 05:41:15 PM
No, the future stories about a mad crew from Tucson wreaking havoc on the unsuspecting Germans.
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2014, 05:43:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 09, 2014, 05:41:15 PM
No, the future stories about a mad crew from Tucson wreaking havoc on the unsuspecting Germans.

That would feel rude.
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 09, 2014, 06:03:59 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 09, 2014, 12:09:00 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 09, 2014, 07:03:28 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 07, 2014, 10:31:49 PM
Annnnd I just scored another trip here.

:banana:

DOUR,
Off to bed.

Duuude!

Bringing Filipe again (who travels very well, and is also a born wanderer/tourist, surprisingly enough), Tiny Killer Neckbeard, and one of the lead operators.

That sounds WAY more fun than bringing Mike.
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2014, 06:18:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 09, 2014, 06:03:59 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 09, 2014, 12:09:00 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 09, 2014, 07:03:28 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 07, 2014, 10:31:49 PM
Annnnd I just scored another trip here.

:banana:

DOUR,
Off to bed.

Duuude!

Bringing Filipe again (who travels very well, and is also a born wanderer/tourist, surprisingly enough), Tiny Killer Neckbeard, and one of the lead operators.

That sounds WAY more fun than bringing Mike.

Mike can be fun.  For a given value of fun.
Title: Re: So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on January 09, 2014, 09:29:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 02, 2014, 07:40:21 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 02, 2014, 07:43:58 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 02, 2014, 03:25:20 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 01, 2014, 05:47:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 31, 2013, 06:08:03 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:12:12 AM
Spending a week in Germany on the company dime.  Specifically, Frankfurt.  I will have about 5 days of Roger time while I do this, as this trip is basically a junket.  I will have a rental car and no intention of driving on a different side of the street or whatever people do in Europe.  And essentially unlimited credit, provided I can shoehorn it into "entertainment expenses".

What do I need to do and see?

I have major envy.

You got to go to Nashville.

I'm pretty sure there's no Music Row in Frankfurt.

I feel like A WHOLE OTHER CONTINENT trumps visiting anywhere in Tennessee.

Well, yes and no.  I've been in Europe, Asia, Africa, and South America, and spags are spags wherever you go.

But Germans build some kickass castles.  I can't deny that.

The only places outside of the US I've been able to visit are Agua Prieta for about ten minutes, and various places in British Columbia, which barely counts.

Mexican border towns here.
The most interesting thing that happened was drinking in Garcia's Bar in Matamoros in 1989, and it was only later that I found out that could have possibly landed me in a nganga pot, so it was really only interesting after the fact.